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Irregular Apparel: T-Shirts from our Irregular Bin, made without Sweatshop Labor

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Irregular Apparel is the t-shirt store for people who care about the irreverence of a message and the ethics of production. We offer politically and socially aware messages on clothing for men, women, kids and even babies that is colorful, inexpensive, covered with sass-filled designing but made without sweatshop labor. We love to wear great looking shirts, but we don't like having a guilty conscience about the threads we wear and sell. Most clothing today is made in sweatshops where workers are abused and paid a pittance. That's hideous, but there is an alternative. Every shirt we sell here is printed by the Ohio community outfit Skreened and made in worker-friendly conditions by American Apparel. Now that's real comfort.

Click below on the shirt design you like the most. You'll be taken to our online shop with options to customize by clothing type, color and placement before you make your purchase.

To find all of the liberal designs which we print on sweat-free shirts for men, women, kids and even babies, browse through the categories below:

Alternative Sexuality Shirts
Anti-Bush Shirts
Anti-McCain Shirts
Baby Onesies
Barack Obama for President Shirts
Democratic Shirts
Environmentalist Shirts
Heretical Shirts
Homeland Insecurity Shirts
Kids T-Shirts
Progressive Holiday Shirts
Progressive Moral Values Shirts
The Republican Menace Shirts
State Politics Shirts
War and Peace Shirts

We also sell some other political items you might be interested in:

Bulk Discounted Bumper Stickers

Progressive Buttons and Magnets

Pinback Buttons of Unusual Size
We're relatively new to the whole selling thing, but we've been writing an online journal for thirteen years now -- a pretty long time for the Internet. It's called Irregular Times -- check it out when you get the chance.

The Irregular Bin: Ethically-Produced Shirts That Just Wouldn't Fit Anywhere Else:

Chew (Che Spoof T-Shirt in Black)

The eyes of Che bulge, his mouth drops, and his hands spring to his throat. Chew, Che, Chew. This advice is ever so much more handy than, say, taking to the jungles, shooting other people, then getting your hands cut off.

Chew (Che Spoof T-Shirt in Red)

The eyes of Che bulge, his mouth drops, and his hands spring to his throat. Chew, Che, Chew. If he had learned the ABCs of proper eating, perhaps this revolutionary spirit would not have had to take to the jungles.

Covalent Bondage Shirt

The Chlorine Atom holds a whip and sneers, “Your electron... give it to me, now!” Hydrogen responds, “I am not worthy...”. That's what they mean by covalent bondage, isn't it? Kind of polar if you ask me.

This highly inappropriate exercise in chemistry humor is brought to you by Irregular Times, the place for news that doesn't fit.

Do You Sudoku? (American Apparel Shirt)

Do you Sudoku? I do. Woo-hoo! This and every shirt we sell through Skreened is made ethically and sweatshop-free by American Apparel.

Electoral Community College Shirt

I know you really had your heart set on that full electoral college, but we know it isn't going to work out. Say, I know. Why not try an electoral community college for a couple of years first? You know, test the waters, and then see how things work out? (Sophomoric political humor t-shirt)

Free Mumia With Every Leonard Peltier

No offense meant, just a bit of fun with some decades-old slogans that haven't seen any real impact. Get one free Mumia Abu-Jamal with every Leonard Peltier.

What a deal - imprisoned activists at a special bulk rate.

Free Tibet (With...) American Apparel Shirt

Free Tibet -- with additional purchase of autonomous region of equal or lesser value. Some restrictions apply. Offer not valid for all states, territories. Earth residents only.

Hobgoblins are the Consistency of Little Minds

It has long been said that consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Turn this famous saying on its head, turning the language into a new meaning.

Perhaps, hobgoblins are the consistency of little minds. Is it mythology, or is it satire? You choose for yourself.

Holey Cheeses! T-Shirt

Spread this unique expletive to your more orthodox friends, and tell them it's all OK so long as they don't think heretical thoughts, and just focus on a plain brick of Swiss, sitting there in an unobtrusive and unthreatening fashion. Then, if they seem calm, tell them about the spicy brown mayo.

I Voted in Michigan And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Say it with righteous anger and a twinkle in the eye: I Voted in the Michigan Democratic Primary of 2008, and all I Got Was this Lousy T-Shirt! Grrr! Hiss!

If I Can't... I Don't Want to Be Part of Your Revolution (T-Shirt)

If I can't run around screaming like a banshee and quote Monty Python and organize backrub circles and put Twizzlers in my beer and giggle freely during late-night committee meetings, I don't want to be part of your Revolution.

Make the statement that joy is not only compatible with but essential to political change with this t-shirt, made with ethical standards by American Apparel.

Irregular Catalogue: Brick

Now on Sale:


Open a world of exploration to your own little Isaac Newton with this timeless classic. Introduces concepts of mass, gravity, electromagnetic force, weight, momentum, acceleration and the body's own healing systems, all through play. Includes a patina of Organic material from Nature herself. Collectible. Regular Price: $1,995.99 Your Price: $29.95

Irregular Catalogue: Stick

Stick: This mysterious little gadget holds a secret to be uncovered by enterprising young investigators. Throw it away, and with practice the stick returns to Junior's hand, but only when thrown in one direction! Add a flame under adult supervision and it disappears entirely! Perfect for birthday parties and magic shows. Now yours on sale for only $19.95!

Mad Cow Screams Rehab! Shirt

Our Mad Cow is in a screaming fit: “Rehab!” If you have to ask why, you may anger the Mad Cow further.

Mad Cow: Goddamn Deficit! Shirt

Our Mad Cow exclaims, “goddamn deficit!” Why? Ask the Mad Cow yourself, if you dare.

My Baloney Has a First Name, But We're Not on a First Name Basis

My Baloney Has a First Name, But We're Not on a First Name Basis. You know how it is. I think we'll have to get to know each other a little bit better. All the shirts on which this design can be printed are made ethically in the USA by American Apparel. Yee haw.

My Baloney's First Name is Mike (American Apparel Shirt)

My Baloney's first name is Mike. I know, not too exotic. But what would you expect, really?

Onomatopoeia Moo Cow T-Shirt

“Onomatopoeia,” says the cow. Doesn't it sound just like that?

Peas are Patriotic

A gently humorous on the Peace Is Patriotic refrain: Peas are Patriotic! Have fun with it.

Pizza Is Patriotic Shirt

Have you had enough of the tendency for everyone on the left and the right to try to appropriate patriotism in pursuit of their political aims? Have you had it with the Homeland rhetoric of turning everything back into praise of The Fatherland? Gently rib the tendency with this Pizza is Patriotic shirt, inspiring puzzlement at first, hopefully followed by a rueful grin.

PL: Pluto: The Planet (American Apparel Shirt)

Surrounding the internationally recognized sign for Pluto is the text “Pluto: The Planet.” Do you still believe in Pluto's planethood? Declare so here with vim and verve!

Procrastinators for John Kerry in 2008 or whenever Shirt

Procrastinators for John Kerry for President of the United States in 2008! Or 2012. Or whenever would be good for you. You know, get in touch when you have a better idea about a timeframe and stuff.
Each and every shirt we sell is available in the following styles and colors:
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Cranberry, Gold, Lemon, Lime, Mint, Pink, and White

Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange and Purple

Fitted T-Shirt
Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Gold, Grass, Heather Gray, Lemon, Pink, Sea Foam, Silver, Slate and White

Organic T-Shirt
Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Colors in Men's and Women's Styles: Natural, Pomegranate, Cinder, Dijon, Galaxy Blue

Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange, Purple, Red and Silver

Hooded Sweatshirt
Hooded Sweatshirt
Colors: White, Green, Gray

Fitted Baseball Jersey
Fitted Baseball Jersey
Colors: White with Black Sleeves, White with Green Sleeves

Kids T-Shirt
Kids' T-Shirt
Colors: Yellow, Pink, Baby Blue, Green, Gray, Slate, White

Onesies for Babies
Baby Onesie
Colors: Lemon, Pink, Baby Blue, Heather, Slate and White

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