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Irregular Apparel is the t-shirt store for people who care about the irreverence of a message and the ethics of production. We offer politically and socially aware messages on clothing for men, women, kids and even babies that is colorful, inexpensive, covered with sass-filled designing but made without sweatshop labor. We love to wear great looking shirts, but we don't like having a guilty conscience about the threads we wear and sell. Most clothing today is made in sweatshops where workers are abused and paid a pittance. That's hideous, but there is an alternative. Every shirt we sell here is printed by the Ohio community outfit Skreened and made in worker-friendly conditions by American Apparel. Now that's real comfort.

Click below on the shirt design you like the most. You'll be taken to our online shop with options to customize by clothing type, color and placement before you make your purchase.


To find all of the liberal designs which we print on sweat-free shirts for men, women, kids and even babies, browse through the categories below:



Alternative Sexuality Shirts
Anti-Bush Shirts
Anti-McCain Shirts
Baby Onesies
Barack Obama for President Shirts
Democratic Shirts
Environmentalist Shirts
Heretical Shirts
Homeland Insecurity Shirts
Kids T-Shirts
IrregulariTees
Progressive Holiday Shirts
Progressive Moral Values Shirts
The Republican Menace Shirts
State Politics Shirts
War and Peace Shirts

We also sell some other political items you might be interested in:

Bulk Discounted Bumper Stickers

Progressive Buttons and Magnets

Pinback Buttons of Unusual Size
We're relatively new to the whole selling thing, but we've been writing an online journal for thirteen years now -- a pretty long time for the Internet. It's called Irregular Times -- check it out when you get the chance.

Ethically-Produced Shirts to Support Progressive Moral Values:



2000 to 2008 -- The Rise of An Outraged Voter

2000: Stymied 2001: Astonished 2002: Flummoxed 2003: Appalled 2004: Frustrated 2005: Incredulous 2006: Outraged 2007: Determined 2008: Voting Show the progression of your committed outrage with this t-shirt, made ethically in the USA by American Apparel.


American Liberal Bald Eagle Patriotic T-shirt

This patriotic shirt, unlike too many others, is actually made in the USA - no foreign outsourced sweatshops were involved in making this piece of clothing. That's what makes an American liberal's patriotism different from a right winger's patriotic pose.

American liberals actually support the country by buying American products and defending American wildlife, like the American bald eagle shown on this design.

You can be proud to be an American liberal in these Irregular Times.


American Liberal Flag Shirt

You're a bona fide, honest-to-goodness American Liberal. So show off your American Liberal identity with pride!


Bill of Rights and the Statue of Liberty Shirt

This shirt displays the Statue of Liberty next to the full text of that core patriotic articulation of American civil liberty, the Bill of Rights. Show where your strongest loyalties lie when you wear this shirt from Irregular Times.


Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is Not Patriotism



Bong Hits 4 Jesus, Not 4 Kids!

This t-shirt follows up on the Supreme Court’s declaration that minors can’t say anything that might embarrass their school … even if they are off school grounds! So come on, kids … wear one of these to school and dare your principal to take it off your back.


DARE to tell the kids ... American Apparel Shirt

DARE to tell the kids you smoked a doobie once, too.


Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism

No, contrary to the internet consensus Thomas Jefferson did not actually say it. But that doesn't make them any less true. Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism. By standing up to what they feel is error in fact, error in logic, or error in principle, dissenters become most valuable to the nation -- keeping us from going astray in a fit of false consensus.


End the Drug War (t-shirt)

The “drug war” has put non-violent people with an illness behind bars. Addiction is a health problem, not a crime. That makes drug use a policy challenge, not an opportunity to take already weakened people and shove them through a meat grinder. It is high time to end the drug war.


Flag Flag Flag Flag Flag!!! American Apparel Shirt

Disagree with me? Well, Flag Flag Flag Flag Flag!!!!!

Hey, it's worked before, hasn't it?



Free Speech 4 Students T-Shirt

This shirt reacts to the “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” Supreme Court case in which students' right to utter controversial words were curtailed. In response, we offer “Free Speech 4 Students” in a colorful, bold fashion. This shirt is made ethically in the USA by American Apparel.


Free Speech is a Civil Right T-Shirt

Lately, free speech has been treated as if it were some kind of privilege, revocable by the government whenever it has some sort of overriding interest. But the funny thing is that the U.S. Constitution doesn't treat free speech as if it were a revocable privilege. Under the Constitution, Free Speech is a Civil Right. Remind everyone of this when you wear this freely speaking shirt out and about town.


Free Speech Zone T-Shirt

Don't let the Homeland Security goons tell you otherwise: the whole of America is a Free Speech Zone!


Gandhi: Then You Win (American Apparel Clothing)

Mohandas K. Gandhi said, “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” Remember that when you are having a discouragingly difficult time in your struggle for what you believe is right.


I Heart Free Speech

Do you love free speech? Say so -- and then, the next time someone's ability to speak their peace is challenged, support their freedom out loud.


I Much Prefer Teal

I am NOT a Liberal Pinko! No, no, no! I much prefer Teal.


If You Aren't Bitter, You Haven't Been Paying Attention Shirt

Sure, Barack Obama just described a lot of Americans as "bitter." But it's true! There's so much to be bitter about, from the erosion of our liberty to the economy to the war and so much more... if you aren't bitter, you haven't been paying attention!


Imagine No TV

Television is the new opiate of the masses. It takes people who could create their own entertainment, and persuades them to sit and passively receive entertainment designed by people they have never and will never know. TV takes people capable of intelligent conversation, and teaches them never to talk back. Television convinces people to pay money for cable service so that they can sit through hours of commercial advertisements every day.

Imagine no TV. Imagine liberation.

Rejoin the Irregular Times.


I've Got a July 4, 1776 Mentality Pro-Constitution T-Shirt

Are you sick and tired of people telling you that you've got a "September 10, 2001 Mentality" because you support the Constitution of the United States of America? Put it right back in their face with this t-shirt. On the front, an American flag with the words: I've Got a July 4, 1776 Mentality. On the back: Preserve your Independence, Protect the Constitution. That's American patriotism right there, bub.


I've Got a September 17, 1787 Mentality Constitution T-Shirt

Had enough of people telling you you've got a September 10, 2011 mentality because you support the United States Constitution? On this shirt's front, a stylized American flag, along with the bold words in retort: I've Got a September 17, 1787 Mentality! That was the day the U.S. Constitution was ratified. On the back of this shirt: Protect American Liberty, Preserve the Constitution. Now that's real patriotism.


January 20, 2009 American Apparel Shirt

January 20, 2009 is America's next Inauguration Day. That's the day we'll finally be rid of George W. Bush. Hang in there, it's coming!


Lemmings: United We Stand, or Fall as it Were (Shirt)

These lemmings are headed off a cliff with messages like "My President, Right or Wrong," "Fall in Line," and "United We Stand." How'd that turn out for them? Remind your fellow citizens to avoid lemminghood with this shirt, designed by Irregular Times, made ethically in the USA by American Apparel and printed in Columbus, Ohio by the righteous printer called Skreened.


More Than One Way (American Apparel Shirt)

There is more than one way in the world. It's a shame, but some people need to be reminded.


Never Doubt (Margaret Mead Misquote T-Shirt)

Margaret Mead misquoted: "Never Doubt that a small group of Rich people can Corrupt the World. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.


New York Progressive

People across New York State wear this shirt with pride. They support causes like peace, the environment, education, community investment, and constitutional liberties. They're New York progressives, and they'll stand up to the powers that be to make sure that government does the right thing, not the thing that makes profits for political insiders.

Like all the shirts we sell at Skreened, this shirt doesn't sell out your beliefs. The shirt is made by American Apparel right here in the United States. You won't have to wear the guilt of outsourced sweatshop labor when you wear this shirt.


Progressive Fist T-Shirt

Sometimes, you've just got to resist the forces of injustice that come bearing down upon you. Help yourself to feel strong -- and help others to feel strong, too -- when you wear this shirt with the simple design of a fist upraised in protest. This shirt, like all we sell here, is made ethically in the USA by American Apparel.


Punish the Supreme Court 4 Bong Hits 4 Jesus

Now that the Supreme Court has uttered the words “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” in connection with its opinion that students saying “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” should be punished, why hasn't the Supreme Court been similarly punished? That's the question this t-shirt poses.


Rosie: Feminist! (American Apparel Shirt)

Rosie the Riveter is with us today, and her updated, one-word summation of her previous position is clear: Feminist!


Statue of Liberty Liberal! Shirt

The Statue of Liberty has stood for American exceptionalism and idealism for well over a century. The idealistic values of America are liberal values. Show your pride as someone living in that tradition with this bold Liberal! shirt.

You should live your ideals practically as well, and this shirt helps you there. This and every shirt we sell through Skreened is made ethically and sweatshop-free by American Apparel.



Tennessee Liberal!

Say it with pride as this blue and red design drawn out from the state flag of Tennessee makes clear with just a little bit of extra blue: you're a Tennessee Liberal!


The Inconveniences of Liberty (Jefferson T-Shirt)

"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.” -- Thomas Jefferson


Thong Hits 4 Jesus T-Shirt

If you can't wear a Bong Hits 4 Jesus Shirt to school because your principal is stupid enough to think it's not a joke, but a serious pro-drug message, well, fine. Take out the Bong. Wear this Thong Hits 4 Jesus Shirt to school instead. It isn't advocating drug use, that's for sure. So what will your autocratic power-mad school officials come up with next? I mean, come on: we all know Jesus was celibate, and we all wear underwear, so what's the issue?


Those Who Count the Votes (Shirt)

"Those who cast the votes determine nothing. Those who count the votes determine everything.” So declared the totalitarian dictator Josef Stalin. Do we really want another Stalinist gulag state? I don't think so, and I don't think you think so either. But we have to make sure it doesn't happen. Remind your fellow citizens of the essential need for unrigged elections when you wear this cautionary shirt.


Vote! (American Apparel Shirts)

This doesn't say it all, but it says a good piece: If you want to really, really and truly, embrace the idea of what it is to be an American, then get off your duff and Vote!


What Patriotism Means (American Apparel Shirt)

"Patriotism means to stand by the Country. It does not mean to stand by the President.” -- So said Theodore Roosevelt. What say you?
Each and every shirt we sell is available in the following styles and colors:
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Cranberry, Gold, Lemon, Lime, Mint, Pink, and White

Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange and Purple

Fitted T-Shirt
Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Gold, Grass, Heather Gray, Lemon, Pink, Sea Foam, Silver, Slate and White

Organic T-Shirt
Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Colors in Men's and Women's Styles: Natural, Pomegranate, Cinder, Dijon, Galaxy Blue

Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange, Purple, Red and Silver

Hooded Sweatshirt
Hooded Sweatshirt
Colors: White, Green, Gray

Fitted Baseball Jersey
Fitted Baseball Jersey
Colors: White with Black Sleeves, White with Green Sleeves

Kids T-Shirt
Kids' T-Shirt
Colors: Yellow, Pink, Baby Blue, Green, Gray, Slate, White

Onesies for Babies
Baby Onesie
Colors: Lemon, Pink, Baby Blue, Heather, Slate and White



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