You know, just because Barack Obama has been elected President of the United States, that doesn't mean our problems are gone. I mean, look at your bunions. They're still there, right? Larger-scale issues remain: Guantanamo? Open. Habeas corpus? Loopholes all over the place. Warrantless surveillance of the American people? It continues under the Obama administration. Torture? Covered up. Endangered Species Act? The Obama administration resists it.
If the aftermath of this election tells us anything, it tells us that change really doesn't come from the top down. It's got to come from the bottom up. If you want a better world, you've got to stand up and say something about it. And that's the first reason why we're offering these bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts: to help you get the word out that Obama or No Obama, the status quo won't do. Something's got to change -- really change -- around here, and public advocacy for that change is the first step. So pin on that button. Wear that shirt. Slap on that bumper sticker, and start a conversation in your community.
The second reason we're selling these shirts is to help support us in our work as writers here at Irregular Times. Our main job here is muckraking -- poking with a stick at the oozing slicks our national politicians pretend don't exist and the mainstream media looks over. That's why we're following the intramural conflict among Democrats over the National Applications Office. But in order to be able to do what we do, unlike Rahm Emanuel, we have to eat. Picking up a shirt, a sticker or a button today would be of great help.
Dump Gardner Bumper Sticker
Cory Gardner started breaking his promises the very first day he was in office in the House of Representatives. On that day he voted for a bill that Americans had no chance to even read -- although he'd pledged that Americans would have at least three days to read any bill before he'd vote on it. It's all been downhill from there. Dump Cory Gardner: we've had it up to here with the broken promises of another disappointing politician.
4 out of 5 philosophers bumper sticker
Did you know 4 out of 5 philosophers reject appeals to authority? Do you understand why this bumper sticker is a problem? The philosophers on the road will get a chuckle out of this and give you a thumbs up as they pass you by. Put levity and intellectual integrity on the road when you put this decal on your car!
Patriotism is Real Estate Sticker Bumper Stickers
"Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles." So said literary critic and wag George Jean Nathan -- and he had a point. To which do you hold higher allegiance: the dirt outside the room where you were born or the ideals of right and wrong that you value?
Draft Bernie Sanders Stickers
He's got the gusto to go the distance. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont speaks for me, he acts for me, he works for me. Bernie Sanders should be our next President in 2012. (Draft Bernie Sanders lapel stickers to spread the wildfire of support for a solid third party Presidential challenger in 2012)
Schonen Krampustag Key Chain
December 5 each year is Krampustag, the day that Europeans celebrate as a holiday for Krampus, the beast with goat's horns and goat's hooves who punishes naughtly little children with his birch switches. You want traditional Western European culture? you want the original reason for the Season? Krampus is it, baby. Celebrate Krampus Day every day with this saucy red and green keychain.
Gruß vom Krampus Shirt
Did you know that from early December stretching all the way to Christmastime, the creature known in Europe as Krampus is celebrated in public squares and even has his own holiday December 5? The horned, goat-hooved fellow will punish your children if they've been bad, but Saint Nick has chained his arms up so he can't do too much damage. Counter the saccharine nature of Christmas with a little Krampusfest where you live. Gruß vom Krampus! This t-shirt is made ethically in the USA.
Keep Saturn in Saturnalia bumper sticker
Did you know that Saturnalia is actually the original December holiday, dedicated to the worship of the Roman god Saturn? It's true. So if we're going to be insisting on traditions and keeping the faith and everything with December holidays, we shouldn't be keeping Christ in Christmas. We should keep Saturn in Saturnalia.
Merry Saturnalia Key Chain
What is the real meaning of Christmas? It's Saturnalia, silly! Saturnalia is the original winter holiday of December 25, celebrated by Roman pagans long before anyone came up with any stories about Jesus. The Roman Catholic Church just asked everyone to pretend Christmas was about Christ. So, give this Merry Saturnalia keychain as a perfect stocking stuffer for people that you know who are in the know about the real origin of Christmas.
Obama Icon 2012 T-Shirt
To demonstrate your support for the re-election of President Barack Obama in 2012, you need nothing more than the classic graphic icon of the O with the year 2012 superimposed on top. This design is immediately recognizable and will leave an impression for the 2012 presidential elections.
American Blue Screen of Death Shirt
A problem has been detected and freedom in the system has been shut down. If this is the first time you’ve seen this error, check to be sure your eyes are open and that you have adequate vision. If this error appears again, follow these steps: Check your country’s user manual and all necessary amendments for instruction in the exercise of free speech, assembly, petition and press. To prevent further damage to your country, try rebooting the system.
Reason for the Season T-Shirt
The Winter Solstice is the Reason for the Season. It has been the reason for billions of years. Use this t-shirt as a comeback when the Jesus patrol comes a knocking on your door demanding that you celebrate their holiday. Your holiday was here first. (Winter Solstice and Earth's Seasons T-Shirt)
Draft Russ Feingold 2012 Shirt
Draft Russ Feingold for President in 2012. Barack Obama needs a primary race to keep the Democrats accountable to us, the liberal base. Russ Feingold has a proven track record as a defender of the Constitution and of Americans' liberties. Let's convince him to carry the torch in the 2012 Democratic presidential primaries. (Ethical Made in the USA Shirt)
Take Back the House Tee Shirt
Don't despair, liberal and progressive Democrats. Did you know that most of the Democrats who lost re-election were conservative Blue Dogs? The Democratic Party is more liberal than before, and we are pumped up and ready to Take Back the House come Election Day next time. Spread a positive message with this made in the USA kicking donkey take-no-prisoners political t-shirt.
Vote Republican? Are You Joking? Sticker
After all the Republicans have pulled, after all the damage Republican Party politicians have done to this country for so many years, you want me to WHAT? Vote Republican? Are you joking? Demonstrate the depth of your distrust of the Republican Party with these lapel stickers. Spread 'em around.
Paladino? No! NY bumper sticker
Every day it seems Carl Paladino comes out with another threat, another smear, another word belittling this person or that group or some other kind of New Yorker he just can't stand. You know, the rest of us living here in New York got past that kind of bigotry and small-mindedness a long time ago. We understand that we're all in this together. Hatred does not represent New York in spirit. Hatred should not represent New York in the Governor's office. Say no to Paladino for Governor. (Anti-Paladino bumper sticker)
Chris Coons for Senate Lapel Stickers
Vote Chris Coons for Senate in Delaware because of his leadership experience in the state. Vote Chris Coons for his history of advocating for the powerless at home and around the world. But mostly, vote Chris Coons because he's not Christine O'Donnell. Sanity in the Senate would be a good thing. (Pro-Coons lapel sticker sheet)
What Was Jesus' Do? Square Button
Everybody's seen the pictures, but the people who painted Jesus Christ never actually saw him. Nobody knows how Jesus wore his hair. Expand your mind with all sorts of possibilities: manga, comb over, a mohawk, a buzz cut, an afro and the conventional long hippy hair too. What do the different looks tell you?
WWJD: What Was Jesus' Do? T Shirt
You can learn a lot about the character of Jesus Christ by reading the Bible, but there's one question to which the text does not speak: What Was Jesus' Do? There's no reference to hairstyle in the new testament, so you'll have to answer the question WWJD? with this shirt. Buzz cut? Afro? Comb-over? Manga-style? Mohawk? Maybe the traditional hippie look.
Consider Home Schooling Bumper Sticker
You know, to each his or her own. If you really want to homeschool your kids, then all power to you. But when I read the bumper sticker that asks "Is it time to consider Home Schooling?" I can't help but think to myself, "Is it time to consider a Root Canal?" My kids need time with other kids and away from their parents. Sometimes, I need time away from my kids too. If you consider home schooling the way you consider a dental procedure, share that feeling when you put this sticker on your car.
International Blasphemy Rights Day Bumper Sticker
International Blasphemy Rights Day is September 30 of each year. It's a day for free people the world round to remind each other that if freedom is really free, then it must include the freedom to reject religious restrictions on speech, art and written expression. We have the right to blaspheme or we have no rights to freedom at all. Support the spread of International Blasphemy Rights Day with this bumper sticker.
Tim Pawlenty & Reality T-Shirt
Reality only heads in one direction. Tim Pawlenty faces the other way. Like parallel lines, the two will never meet. Demonstrate your commitment to reality-based politics and your opposition to Tim Pawlenty's presidential campaign simultaneously when you wear this made-in-the-USA t-shirt from Irregular Times.
Politicians: Warning Bumper Sticker
Warning! This is the problem with politics: most politicians are just like you and me. Human foibles power = no good. It's an inescapable problem. Can we solve it with ingenuity, another eternal human characteristic? (Human nature in politics bumper sticker)
Drugs are Stupid, but... button
You know, psychoactive drugs are pretty stupid. They're for people without imagination. But the War on Drugs is far stupider, taking away Americans' constitutional rights and turning them into cowering subjects. Stop the Drug War, and then let's start talking about drug use like sensible people.
The War on Drugs bumper sticker
Politicians talk about a "war on drugs." But did you know that in the name of this war on drugs, the first, second, fourth, sixth and ninth amendments of the United States Constitution are being eviscerated? These are your constitutional rights being shredded like so much cheese. The war on drugs is a war on your rights. (Car Decal against the war on drugs)
Hey, Patriot, Why the SUV? Bumper Sticker
This bumper sticker asks Patriots on the road why they're perpetuating our dependence on foreign oil by driving those ridiculous SUVs to the supermarket of all places. You don't need your four-wheel drive and bucket seats there, honeybun. Sheesh. (Pro-Environment, Pro-America, Anti-SUV bumper sticker)
Ban a Mosque? Ban Freedom Sticker Bumper Stickers
When you talk about banning a mosque, you're talking about banning freedom. Which is more important to you: your own religious preference or the American right of everybody to exercise the religious preference of their choosing? Your answer will say a lot. Stand up for Freedom: let the mosque be. (Religious freedom, Pro-America bumper sticker)
For Coexistence Bumper Sticker
Official Republican Party nominee for Congress Allen West recently declared how much "the little bumper sticker that says CoExist... absolutely incenses me... And the reason why I get upset, and every time I see one of those bumper stickers, I look at the person inside that is driving. Because that person represents something that would give away our country." Don't let Allen West make it to Congress. Don't let him bring CoExistence to a halt. Preserve the American dream. Vote NO on Allen West.
Cram Down The Crucifix Mug
It's supposed to be a religion of love and peace, so when they force it on you, they do it with a smile on their faces. This coffee mug features a smiling pushy evangelist holding a crucifix and saying, "You don't mind if I shove this down your throat a little, do you?" He's asking, you see, so that makes it polite.
Those who believe absurdities (sticker) bumper sticker
This bumper sticker paraphrases the thoughts of the French political philosopher Voltaire, who declared, "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Maintain your rational faculties and trust your eyes and ears to avoid crushing conformity. And if any political, religious or military figure demands that you Just Believe, back away slowly.
This Working Person Votes Democrat Bumper Sticker
There's a bumper sticker going around that declares "Working People Vote Republican." How arrogant, presumptious and... yeah, pretty much obviously incorrect. Slap this sticker on your car bumper to declare that, yeah, THIS working person is voting Democratic!
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