The Face on Mars - A Planet of the Apes!
For decades, the so-called scientific community has denied the evidence for life on Mars. Even when they had blatant photographic proof in the form of a gigantic face constructed by the ancient Martians for Earthlings to find once they had developed adequate technology.
Well, those pointy-headed ivory tower academianicians can't scoff anymore. This year, the Mars Global Surveyor satellite took this photograph, which clearly shows the Martian version of the Nazca Lines: a gigantic image of a spider monkey that can only be seen from orbit!
Hint: look in the upper right-hand corner.
So far, NASA's rocket scientists are refusing to comment. The conspiracy is clear, and there are none so blind as those who will not see (the face of a monkey constructed on the Martian landscape for us to look at through telescopes as a clue to the spiritual truths that are being ignored by the secret power elite in the highest echelons of our supposedly democratic government bent on domination not just of the Earth, but of the entire solar system).
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