| America is a Christian Nation, and I am the Queen of England (bumper sticker) Oh, sure, America is a Christian Nation. And I am the Queen of England. And that Nigerian Prince is about to deposit $10 million into my account. And the Easter Bunny has wings. Sometimes saying things just doesn't make them so. (Anti-fundamentalist, anti-theocratic bumper sticker) |  | ||
| Red Bicycle Bumper Sticker I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. Bicycle, Bicycle! Do you love your bicycle like we love ours? Let your love shine through just like your shiny bike's chrome shines on a sunny day. When someone sees your red bicycle sticker they'll smile -- and maybe they'll think about taking their ol' two-wheeler for a spin themselves. (Pro-Bicycle Bumper Sticker) |  | ||
| Freedom is Not for the Timid Bumper Sticker Freedom is not for those rattling a spear in an angry posture hiding fear. Freedom is not the action of those who boldly do as they wish as long as everyone else thinks it's a good idea. Freedom is not the state of mind of those who cringe inwardly at the thought of stepping out line. Freedom is not for the timid. Freedom is for the courageous, the outrageous, the bold. Be bold. Be free. (Bumper Sticker on freedom featuring the statue of liberty) |  | ||
| Sun-Themed Vote Green Bumper Sticker in the Shape of the Map of the United States A bright yellow sun rising over a map of the United States colored in green for the growth of our land marks this special-cut bumper sticker promoting the value of Voting Green -- whether you take that to mean voting for the Green Party, voting for individual Greens, voting as a registered Green or voting for any candidate of any party who supports Green values. (Vote Green USA Map Bumper Sticker) |  | ||
| The Very Last Endangered Species The Endangered Species Act is most commonly thought to protect other animals against the human. Consider, however, that the species most likely to actually go extinct are those at the top of the food chain of an ecosystem. We humans have placed ourselves at the top of the food chain in place after place. With species going extinct below us, we have scarcely a spot left to stand. The very last endangered species may be us. (Bumper Sticker on endangered species and endangered humanity -- an environmentalist plea for consideration) |  | ||
| Indiana Against Mitt Romney Bumpersticker Do you know how Mitt Romney extracted his fortune? He did it by extracting (quote) efficiencies (unquote) from companies that used to make things in places like Indiana, breaking up those companies and recreating them as outsourcing corporations that put people to work in overseas sweatshops where they could be worked like dogs and paid pennies an hour. Mitt Romney made his fortune by making sure that places like Indiana with strong manufacturing lost jobs. How could Indiana support Mitt Romney for President? Make sure it doesn't. |  | ||
| HTML Tag: End Slash Romney bumper sticker Use the form of html to communicate your displeasure with Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and your desire to bring his candidacy to a close. This is your geek-friendly way to say No to Mitt Romney. |  | ||
| Virginia Against Mitt Romney Bumper Sticker Take a stand for a better Virginia. A Virginia that values people over corporate profit. A Virginia that won't be hornswoggled by another representative of the status quo. A Virginia that stands against Mitt Romney for President. (Anti-Romney bumper sticker for Virginians) |  | ||
| Bumper Sticker for North Carolina, where you can marry your Cousin, but Gay people are just too icky ( Call out the state of North Carolina for having some very, very weird priorities. Inbreeding is okay in the state, since you can go ahead and marry your COUSIN, but same-sex marriage that doesn't hurt anybody? Despicable to the North Carolinian voter. What a shame. Point this out and maybe one day North Carolina will join the rest of us in the 21st Century. (Same-Sex Marriage bumper sticker on first cousins and gay people in North Carolina) |  | ||
| A for Atheist: a Scarlet Letter T-Shirt Atheist! They spit out the name like a curse, a badge of shame. But you're not ashamed. Turn it around against those who besiege you because you won't believe in their fiction. Wear that big scarlet A on your chest as a badge of pride in your atheism! |  | ||
| Pro-Choice Voter 11x17 Poster This 11x17 poster print declares your allegiance in the election. You're definitely no Republican, and you're not a slavish follower of Democrats either. You're a pro-liberty voter, a pro-independence voter, a pro-woman voter. You're a Pro-Choice Voter. Show how proud you are of it with this 11x17 poster on your wall. (Pro-Choice Voter Poster) |  | ||
| Barack Obama T-Shirt: offshore oil drilling is not the change I believed in When he was campaigning for President back in 2008, Barack Obama boldly opposed offshore oil drilling. But as President, Barack Obama defends offshore oil drilling and even pushes to expand it. Now he wants us to Believe all over again. Offshore oil drilling is not the change I believed in. (Made in the USA T-shirt) |  | ||
| No More Care for Disabled Kids? Marvelous! says Mitt Romney bumper sticker The Paul Ryan budget would slash care for kids with disabilities. Mitt Romney was asked what he thought of the Paul Ryan budget. Mitt Romney said it was MARVELOUS. Is that the word you'd use to describe such a callous disregard for human need? Is this the man you want in our White House? (Anti-Romney bumpersticker) |  | ||
| A Hood on the Head does not mean a Hoodlum in the Head. Bobby Rush is Right (Bumper Sticker against Racial Prejudice and Racially-Motivated Violence) Racial profiling has to stop. Just because someone wears a hoodie, does not make them a hoodlum. Just because someone is young and wears a hoodie does not make them a hoodlum. Just because someone is a young black male and wears a hoodie does not make them a hoodlum. A hood on the head does not mean a hood in the head. I applaud the young people across this nation who are making a statement about hoodies and the real hoodlums particularly those who tread on our laws wearing official or quasi-official cloaks. These are the words of U.S. Representative Bobby Rush. Support their sentiment when you put this bumper sticker on your car. |  | ||
| Scientia Vincere Tenebras Bumper Sticker for Atheists In Latin, the words Scientia Vincere Tenebras refer to the idea of conquering darkness with science. The accompanying Scarlet A is a symbol of secular humanist atheism. Put them together on your car and you've identified yourself as an empiricist, a critical thinker, a member of the Reality-Based Community that depends on careful observation and consideration -- not a fictional sky being -- when making important decisions. (Scarlet A Latin Atheist Bumper Sticker) |  | ||
| This Slut Just Wrote to Your Advertisers Anti-Sexist Poster This slut heard what you said. This slut can think for herself. This slut isn't afraid to speak up. This slut just wrote to your advertisers. Next up, this slut is going to be the one who votes dittohead politicians out of office! (Anti-Rush, Anti-Sexist World War Two Poster Remix) |  | ||
| The Climate is Changing, Why Aren't We? It's Time for Action, Not Excuses. Barack Obama is an Environmental Disappointment (liberal disappointment with Obama poster) In his first presidential bid, candidate Barack Obama promised strong climate action. He did nothing -- nothing but expand oil drilling, that is. Don't listen to the people who say that President Obama, the single most powerful person on the planet, had no choice. It's time for action, not excuses. Demand action to protect the environment when you put this poster on your wall. (11x17 poster print of liberal disappointment with the Obama record). |  | ||
| Rosie the Riveter: Sluts Vote Bumper Sticker Feminist icon Rosie the Riveter appears in this bumper sticker, rolling up her sleeve with righteous indignation, and utters the words SLUTS VOTE! Put this bumper sticker on your car to stem the tide of the anti-woman rhetoric flowing forth from the likes of Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh these days. Let the hyper-domineering Republican sex police know you won't have it with this so-called-slut bunk about women who control their own bodies -- not one moment longer. Note: this bumper sticker previously had another phrase on it having to do with the votes, but a person has claimed (never showing documentation) to have a trademark for the term. We cannot afford to hire a lawyer, so we have removed that bumper sticker. We apologize, but we are not in control of that kind of behavior on the part of others. Good luck finding the sticker. |  | ||
| Romney-Gekko 2012 Bumper Sticker Mitt Romney says corporations are people and he likes to fire service providers. Mitt Romney connects with the little people by talking about the NASCAR teams his friends own. Mitt Romney earns hundreds of millions of dollars and says he's not powerful and doesn't feel wealthy, not really. Sounds like a certain Gekko character from the Wall Street nineties, doesn't it? Is greed good? Only in Gekko-Romneyland. Money, money, money (Romney-Gekko bumper sticker) |  | ||
| Republican Party Elephant Head Slap Moment: Sluts Vote? (Anti-GOP T-Shirt) Doh! Always slow on the uptake, those slick Republican politicians. A GOP Elephant in an overstuffed suit slaps his forehead as he thinks to himself: Who Knew? Sluts Vote? Maybe some day the conservative shock jocks who carry water for Republican politicians will figure this out before they open their mouths and call sincere public policy advocates SLUTS on the national airwaves. (Anti-Rush, Anti-Republican t-shirt on the Slut Scandal -- made sweatshop-free in the USA) |  | ||
| The Use of Contraception Makes a Woman Smart, Not a Slut T-Shirt Come on, Rush Limbaugh: we knew you were Paleolithic, but did you have to revert to downright PreCambrian attitudes about women and contraception? Pay attention and you'll figure out that when women use contraception, that makes them smart, not sluts. (Pro-Woman, Pro-Contraception, Anti-Limbaugh t-shirt) |  | ||
| Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote on Breaking the Monotony of a Decorous Age (button) Congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant to break the monotony of a decorous age. So said Ralph Waldo Emerson during another decorous age when calls for moderation masked pressure toward dangerous conformity. The highest responsibility of any person in a free society is to make a contribution derived from individually-held, deeply-examined, and occasionally fiery beliefs. We cannot move our world forward merely by penning paeans to the milquetoast ideas of our neighbors in the next well-tended beige cubicle. Break out. Put a dash of irregularity into the world around you. Recall the spirit that animated you before you learned to stuff it away. Then get out there and act. (Button against monotony and conformity with a quote by the rousing Ralph Waldo Emerson) |  | ||
| No Iran War Lawn Sign Benjamin Netanyahu and Mitch McConnell are calling for a bombing campaign against Iran in no uncertain terms in fiery speeches before AIPAC. Barack Obama insists no options are -- quote -- off the table -- end quote. Few would mistake Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for a saint, but it's not Ahmadinejad who will fall in the slaughter to come. Where is the voice for compassion, for tolerance, for peace? It lies within you. Let that voice out. In this context we offer a Yard Sign with the unmistakably bold words No Iran War -- this blue and red lawn sign features globe icons to signal a world view and a dove with an olive branch in promotion of peace, not war. (Anti-War Yard Sign With a Dove of Peace) |  | ||
| Vote Green With Jill Stein (pro-Green, pro-Stein button) On January 29 2012, Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein made a dire warning, saying (and I quote) We’re running the campaign now because if you follow the science there we don’t have four years to wait. I mean, we don’t. We really have to start tackling this now. It’s really important for the climate and it’s time that people put their politics where their values and science argue they ought to be. I think Obama supporters are really having a rude awakening right now. (end quote) Obama believers have waited and waited and waited for him to follow through on his promises, and most of the time he just hasn't. Let's face the reality that recent history presents: Barack Obama is not going to promote the environmental policies that we desperately need right now. Instead, Obama is helping the oil industry begin yet more offshore drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. Voting Democrat won’t do. Of course, the Republicans are not a reasonable alternative. So, in 2012, the responsible vote is a Green vote. Of all the Green presidential candidates, the most effective, the most responsible, and the most thoughtful is Jill Stein. If you truly believe in protecting the natural environment upon which our prosperity and security are founded, then vote Jill Stein for President in 2012. Until then, support Jill Stein's candidacy with this button. |  | ||
| RMoney - Bilking America (Anti-Romney Car Magnet) Mitt Romney's last name should really be spelled R-M-O-N-E-Y, as in Mitt (R-Money). The Republican presidential candidate is the beneficiary and representative of big money in the presidential elections, and if we let him into the White House he'll be the beneficiary and representative of big money there. Don't let Mitt Romney bilk America. Spread the word with this RMoney campaign bumper sticker. |  |
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