http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods Our Newest Liberal Stickers, Magnets, Made in the USA T-Shirts, Posters and Pins en-en http://www.irregulartimes.com/images/gearimage.jpg http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods http://www.zazzle.com/america_is_a_christian_nation_bumper_sticker-128420477940110357?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 Oh, sure, America is a Christian Nation. And I am the Queen of England. And that Nigerian Prince is about to deposit $10 million into my account. And the Easter Bunny has wings. Sometimes saying things just doesn't make them so. (Anti-fundamentalist, anti-theocratic bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/america_is_a_christian_nation_bumper_sticker-128420477940110357?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://irregulartimes.com/redbicyclebumpersticker.html I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. Bicycle, Bicycle! Do you love your bicycle like we love ours? Let your love shine through just like your shiny bike's chrome shines on a sunny day. When someone sees your red bicycle sticker they'll smile -- and maybe they'll think about taking their ol' two-wheeler for a spin themselves. (Pro-Bicycle Bumper Sticker) http://irregulartimes.com/redbicyclebumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/freedomisnotforthetimidlibertybumpersticker.html Freedom is not for those rattling a spear in an angry posture hiding fear. Freedom is not the action of those who boldly do as they wish as long as everyone else thinks it's a good idea. Freedom is not the state of mind of those who cringe inwardly at the thought of stepping out line. Freedom is not for the timid. Freedom is for the courageous, the outrageous, the bold. Be bold. Be free. (Bumper Sticker on freedom featuring the statue of liberty) http://irregulartimes.com/freedomisnotforthetimidlibertybumpersticker.html http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.647028761 A bright yellow sun rising over a map of the United States colored in green for the growth of our land marks this special-cut bumper sticker promoting the value of Voting Green -- whether you take that to mean voting for the Green Party, voting for individual Greens, voting as a registered Green or voting for any candidate of any party who supports Green values. (Vote Green USA Map Bumper Sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.647028761 http://irregulartimes.com/verylastendangeredspeciesbumpersticker.html The Endangered Species Act is most commonly thought to protect other animals against the human. Consider, however, that the species most likely to actually go extinct are those at the top of the food chain of an ecosystem. We humans have placed ourselves at the top of the food chain in place after place. With species going extinct below us, we have scarcely a spot left to stand. The very last endangered species may be us. (Bumper Sticker on endangered species and endangered humanity -- an environmentalist plea for consideration) http://irregulartimes.com/verylastendangeredspeciesbumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/indianaagainstromneybumpersticker.html Do you know how Mitt Romney extracted his fortune? He did it by extracting (quote) efficiencies (unquote) from companies that used to make things in places like Indiana, breaking up those companies and recreating them as outsourcing corporations that put people to work in overseas sweatshops where they could be worked like dogs and paid pennies an hour. Mitt Romney made his fortune by making sure that places like Indiana with strong manufacturing lost jobs. How could Indiana support Mitt Romney for President? Make sure it doesn't. http://irregulartimes.com/indianaagainstromneybumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/geekhtmlendslashromneybumpersticker.html Use the form of html to communicate your displeasure with Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and your desire to bring his candidacy to a close. This is your geek-friendly way to say No to Mitt Romney. http://irregulartimes.com/geekhtmlendslashromneybumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/virginiaagainstromneybumpersticker.html Take a stand for a better Virginia. A Virginia that values people over corporate profit. A Virginia that won't be hornswoggled by another representative of the status quo. A Virginia that stands against Mitt Romney for President. (Anti-Romney bumper sticker for Virginians) http://irregulartimes.com/virginiaagainstromneybumpersticker.html http://www.zazzle.com/north_carolina_marriage_bumper_sticker-128190486423137096 Call out the state of North Carolina for having some very, very weird priorities. Inbreeding is okay in the state, since you can go ahead and marry your COUSIN, but same-sex marriage that doesn't hurt anybody? Despicable to the North Carolinian voter. What a shame. Point this out and maybe one day North Carolina will join the rest of us in the 21st Century. (Same-Sex Marriage bumper sticker on first cousins and gay people in North Carolina) http://www.zazzle.com/north_carolina_marriage_bumper_sticker-128190486423137096 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/scarlet-a-atheist-t-shirt Atheist! They spit out the name like a curse, a badge of shame. But you're not ashamed. Turn it around against those who besiege you because you won't believe in their fiction. Wear that big scarlet A on your chest as a badge of pride in your atheism! http://skreened.com/irregularwear/scarlet-a-atheist-t-shirt http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.641750464 This 11x17 poster print declares your allegiance in the election. You're definitely no Republican, and you're not a slavish follower of Democrats either. You're a pro-liberty voter, a pro-independence voter, a pro-woman voter. You're a Pro-Choice Voter. Show how proud you are of it with this 11x17 poster on your wall. (Pro-Choice Voter Poster) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.641750464 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/offshore-oil-drilling-obama-t-shirt When he was campaigning for President back in 2008, Barack Obama boldly opposed offshore oil drilling. But as President, Barack Obama defends offshore oil drilling and even pushes to expand it. Now he wants us to Believe all over again. Offshore oil drilling is not the change I believed in. (Made in the USA T-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/offshore-oil-drilling-obama-t-shirt http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.637073101 The Paul Ryan budget would slash care for kids with disabilities. Mitt Romney was asked what he thought of the Paul Ryan budget. Mitt Romney said it was MARVELOUS. Is that the word you'd use to describe such a callous disregard for human need? Is this the man you want in our White House? (Anti-Romney bumpersticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.637073101 http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.632616012 Racial profiling has to stop. Just because someone wears a hoodie, does not make them a hoodlum. Just because someone is young and wears a hoodie does not make them a hoodlum. Just because someone is a young black male and wears a hoodie does not make them a hoodlum. A hood on the head does not mean a hood in the head. I applaud the young people across this nation who are making a statement about hoodies and the real hoodlums particularly those who tread on our laws wearing official or quasi-official cloaks. These are the words of U.S. Representative Bobby Rush. Support their sentiment when you put this bumper sticker on your car. http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.632616012 http://www.cafepress.com/godlessgoods.632648149 In Latin, the words Scientia Vincere Tenebras refer to the idea of conquering darkness with science. The accompanying Scarlet A is a symbol of secular humanist atheism. Put them together on your car and you've identified yourself as an empiricist, a critical thinker, a member of the Reality-Based Community that depends on careful observation and consideration -- not a fictional sky being -- when making important decisions. (Scarlet A Latin Atheist Bumper Sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/godlessgoods.632648149 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.631780402 This slut heard what you said. This slut can think for herself. This slut isn't afraid to speak up. This slut just wrote to your advertisers. Next up, this slut is going to be the one who votes dittohead politicians out of office! (Anti-Rush, Anti-Sexist World War Two Poster Remix) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.631780402 http://www.cafepress.com/liberalsagainstobama.630861260 In his first presidential bid, candidate Barack Obama promised strong climate action. He did nothing -- nothing but expand oil drilling, that is. Don't listen to the people who say that President Obama, the single most powerful person on the planet, had no choice. It's time for action, not excuses. Demand action to protect the environment when you put this poster on your wall. (11x17 poster print of liberal disappointment with the Obama record). http://www.cafepress.com/liberalsagainstobama.630861260 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.629763764 Feminist icon Rosie the Riveter appears in this bumper sticker, rolling up her sleeve with righteous indignation, and utters the words SLUTS VOTE! Put this bumper sticker on your car to stem the tide of the anti-woman rhetoric flowing forth from the likes of Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh these days. Let the hyper-domineering Republican sex police know you won't have it with this so-called-slut bunk about women who control their own bodies -- not one moment longer.Note: this bumper sticker previously had another phrase on it having to do with the votes, but a person has claimed (never showing documentation) to have a trademark for the term. We cannot afford to hire a lawyer, so we have removed that bumper sticker. We apologize, but we are not in control of that kind of behavior on the part of others. Good luck finding the sticker. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.629763764 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.628839800 Mitt Romney says corporations are people and he likes to fire service providers. Mitt Romney connects with the little people by talking about the NASCAR teams his friends own. Mitt Romney earns hundreds of millions of dollars and says he's not powerful and doesn't feel wealthy, not really. Sounds like a certain Gekko character from the Wall Street nineties, doesn't it? Is greed good? Only in Gekko-Romneyland. Money, money, money (Romney-Gekko bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.628839800 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.627788404 Doh! Always slow on the uptake, those slick Republican politicians. A GOP Elephant in an overstuffed suit slaps his forehead as he thinks to himself: Who Knew? Sluts Vote? Maybe some day the conservative shock jocks who carry water for Republican politicians will figure this out before they open their mouths and call sincere public policy advocates SLUTS on the national airwaves. (Anti-Rush, Anti-Republican t-shirt on the Slut Scandal -- made sweatshop-free in the USA) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.627788404 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/contraception-not-a-slut-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Come on, Rush Limbaugh: we knew you were Paleolithic, but did you have to revert to downright PreCambrian attitudes about women and contraception? Pay attention and you'll figure out that when women use contraception, that makes them smart, not sluts. (Pro-Woman, Pro-Contraception, Anti-Limbaugh t-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/contraception-not-a-slut-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/strangeandextravagant.html Congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant to break the monotony of a decorous age. So said Ralph Waldo Emerson during another decorous age when calls for moderation masked pressure toward dangerous conformity. The highest responsibility of any person in a free society is to make a contribution derived from individually-held, deeply-examined, and occasionally fiery beliefs. We cannot move our world forward merely by penning paeans to the milquetoast ideas of our neighbors in the next well-tended beige cubicle. Break out. Put a dash of irregularity into the world around you. Recall the spirit that animated you before you learned to stuff it away. Then get out there and act. (Button against monotony and conformity with a quote by the rousing Ralph Waldo Emerson) http://irregulartimes.com/strangeandextravagant.html http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.186760307 Benjamin Netanyahu and Mitch McConnell are calling for a bombing campaign against Iran in no uncertain terms in fiery speeches before AIPAC. Barack Obama insists no options are -- quote -- off the table -- end quote. Few would mistake Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for a saint, but it's not Ahmadinejad who will fall in the slaughter to come. Where is the voice for compassion, for tolerance, for peace? It lies within you. Let that voice out. In this context we offer a Yard Sign with the unmistakably bold words No Iran War -- this blue and red lawn sign features globe icons to signal a world view and a dove with an olive branch in promotion of peace, not war. (Anti-War Yard Sign With a Dove of Peace) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.186760307 http://irregulartimes.com/greenstein.html On January 29 2012, Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein made a dire warning, saying (and I quote) We’re running the campaign now because if you follow the science there we don’t have four years to wait. I mean, we don’t. We really have to start tackling this now. It’s really important for the climate and it’s time that people put their politics where their values and science argue they ought to be. I think Obama supporters are really having a rude awakening right now. (end quote) Obama believers have waited and waited and waited for him to follow through on his promises, and most of the time he just hasn't. Let's face the reality that recent history presents: Barack Obama is not going to promote the environmental policies that we desperately need right now. Instead, Obama is helping the oil industry begin yet more offshore drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. Voting Democrat won’t do. Of course, the Republicans are not a reasonable alternative. So, in 2012, the responsible vote is a Green vote. Of all the Green presidential candidates, the most effective, the most responsible, and the most thoughtful is Jill Stein. If you truly believe in protecting the natural environment upon which our prosperity and security are founded, then vote Jill Stein for President in 2012. Until then, support Jill Stein's candidacy with this button. http://irregulartimes.com/greenstein.html http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.626040353 Mitt Romney's last name should really be spelled R-M-O-N-E-Y, as in Mitt (R-Money). The Republican presidential candidate is the beneficiary and representative of big money in the presidential elections, and if we let him into the White House he'll be the beneficiary and representative of big money there. Don't let Mitt Romney bilk America. Spread the word with this RMoney campaign bumper sticker. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.626040353 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.626048156 Mitt Romney is the man who says he loves people -- and that corporations are people. Mitt Romney says he doesn't worry about the very poor. You know -- actual people. What Mitt Romney is for is pretty much what's Wrong for America. And so this t-shirt mashes up Mitt Romney's campaign logo to declare the Romney agenda WRONG. Just say no to Mitt Romney for President. (T-Shirt, USA) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.626048156 http://irregulartimes.com/ricksantorumforgrandinquisitorbutton.html Former Senator Rick Santorum says he's running for President, but the way he's been talking lately, it's clear he's running for a different sort of office: Grand High Inquisitor of a new American Inquisition. Don't let the imposition of religious dictates overwhelm the USA as it's done in other nations, to disastrous results. Stop the Santorum Inquisition by stopping Santorum from winning the Oval Office. (Anti-Inquisition, Anti-Santorum button) http://irregulartimes.com/ricksantorumforgrandinquisitorbutton.html http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.622697111 The GOP may be embarrassing itself with hypocritical presidential candidates. It's also true that on economic issues the Republican Party's message sinks like a brick. But buck up: despite these setbacks, at least the Republicans' war on women is going well! For the Republicans, that is. For women, not so much. (Anti-Republican bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.622697111 http://irregulartimes.com/apathyskull.html It's been hard for liberal activists for a very long time. We've worked for years to elect politicians to public office, politicians who promised to correct the mistakes of the past. We found out later we'd been betrayed, and then they asked us to believe again. It's angering, it's dispiriting, and it's understandable that we might want to just walk away from the whole realm of politics. That's what they want you to do. Don't let them win. Keep at it. Keep trying. Together we'll find a way, because we know that apathy is fatal to freedom. http://irregulartimes.com/apathyskull.html http://irregulartimes.com/dogsagainstmittromney.html Vote Mitt Romney -- the strap 'em on, speed away and hose em down afterward President? I don't think so! (Dogs Against Mitt Campaign Pin) http://irregulartimes.com/dogsagainstmittromney.html http://irregulartimes.com/dogsagainstromney.html When Mitt Romney wanted to move his Irish Setter from one place to another, he just strapped the dog to the top of his car, with disastrous results. Now Mitt Romney wants to take the country some place. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Dogs know what's in store. They can smell it. That's why dogs stand against Romney in 2012. http://irregulartimes.com/dogsagainstromney.html http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.616330060 I'm not concerned about the very poor. That's what Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney said to a crowd on February 1 2012. Let the world know that you are concerned about the presidential bid of Mitt Romney. Very concerned. What will it take for Mitt Romney to finally get it? (Anti-Romney bumpersticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.616330060 http://www.zazzle.com/jefferson_on_government_and_education_poster-228902544631612356?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories. And to render them safe, their minds must be improved to a certain degree. -- Thomas Jefferson, 1782, Notes on the State of Virginia. http://www.zazzle.com/jefferson_on_government_and_education_poster-228902544631612356?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.14847156 It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds. -- Sam Adams quotation, as a button or magnet for your favorite fiery idealist. (Might that be you?) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.14847156 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.613974373 The last thing the American people need is another president who pushes policies on behalf of the elite 1%. We don't need a CEO president or a corporate tool in the White House. We need a president who has been there, on the ground, with the poor and the dispossessed, not just talking about them in speeches but acting to make America really be the land of opportunity it's been made out to be. Jill Stein is the presidential candidate for the 99%. Jill Stein is running for President under the Green Party banner. Support Jill Stein with this white, green and yellow yard sign, made right here in the USA. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.613974373 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.613817760 As chief executive of Bain Capital, Mitt Romney made the active decision to shove all sorts of money into the Cayman Islands as a tax dodge, to evade the US government and underfund American government for the income of an American business. That literally makes Mitt Romney President of the Cayman Islands -- and all it represents. Now he wants to be President of the United States. What would Mitt Romney outsource next? (Anti-Romney bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.613817760 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.613315923 Vote for me, Newt Gingrich, for President. Because, see, the Gays wrecked all my marriages. (Tongue in cheek anti-Gingrich bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.613315923 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/barack-obama-guantanamo-shirt-updated?partner=irregularwear quot;I will close Guantanamo. I will restore habeas corpus. And we will end torture and rendition because you will have elected a president who has taught the Constitution and believes in the Constitution and will obey the Constitution of the United States of America.quot; So said Candidate Barack Obama in Columbus Ohio on February 27, 2008. We believed him. But President Barack Obama has turned his back on every one of these promises. Will you support him again now that he is Candidate Barack Obama once more? (Barack Obama reconsidered T-Shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/barack-obama-guantanamo-shirt-updated?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/statepolitics/rainbow-minnesota-for-marriage-equality-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Equal Rights for All: that's the American Way. Live and let live: that's the Minnesota Way. So what's with a constitutional amendment to restrict marriage rights to heterosexual couples only? You don't have to be lesbian or gay to appreciate that the consistent path for Minnesota moving forward is to let love rule in all its forms. If two people want to get married, who are you or I to say no? Let Minnesota be the next emblem in same-sex marriage rights. Help knock down support for the discrimination amendment when you wear this shirt out and about. http://skreened.com/statepolitics/rainbow-minnesota-for-marriage-equality-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/stopmittromneybumpersticker.html Does a stuffed suit who was born on third base and says with a smirk I LIKE BEING ABLE TO FIRE PEOPLE and thinks Corporations are People - - does that kind of candidate belong in the White House of all places? Doesn't sound safe to me. We need to Stop Mitt Romney. Spread the word with this 4x4 inch bumper sticker featuring a red stop sign design. http://irregulartimes.com/stopmittromneybumpersticker.html http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.610581174 The way people live their lives on the Big Island of Hawaii is accepting, generous of spirit, thoughtful, reflective. That's why the Big Island is never really going to rally around the Fire-Everybody campaign of Mitt Romney. If only he would relax, open up and think a little, maybe. But not Mitt as he is, no, no way, no how. http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.610581174 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/robot-romney-corporations-are-people?partner=irregularwear In Augusta 2011 at the Iowa State Fair, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney took to the stage to declare that quot;Corporations are People!quot; Giving soulless corporations the rights and privileges of human beings is a fairly inhuman act, leading us to suspect that perhaps Mitt Romney is not entirely human. This documentary photograph confirms it: Mitt Romney is a Robot, corporate-made, corporate-owned and corporate-operated. Don't let this happen to you. Avoid the Romneybot in 2012. (Anti-Romney t-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/robot-romney-corporations-are-people?partner=irregularwear http://www.zazzle.com/occupy_public_notice_poster-228929106725926436?rf=238488188508234453 Poster of Public Notice: Due to lost jobs, bank fees, tuition hikes, pepper spray, oil spills, insider trading, budget cuts, military hikes, secret funding, indefinite detention, warrantless spying and bipartisan stalling the streets will be occupied for the foreseeable future. http://www.zazzle.com/occupy_public_notice_poster-228929106725926436?rf=238488188508234453 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/flip-xmas-grus-vom-krampus?partner=irregularwear This holiday shirt isn't a so much a celebration of Christmas as it is a celebration of humanity's long desire to find darkness in the most treacly of holy days. If you've had enough of Baby this and treacle tart that, flip Santa out with this deviant shirt featuring the nonconformist trickster spirit of the season, none other than Krampus. Let people know they're in for a wild ride. (Krampusnacht shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/flip-xmas-grus-vom-krampus?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/realchangerocky.html In 2008 Barack Obama promised us change, and being the open-hearted people we are we believed him. Unfortunately, President Obama ended up bringing us just the same old right wing policies wrapped up in a different package. In 2012, we've learned our lesson. Let's vote for real change this time. Let's vote for Rocky Anderson for President. (Pro-Anderson third party campaign button) http://irregulartimes.com/realchangerocky.html http://irregulartimes.com/stopthegopbumpersticker.html You may live in a blue state, but they sometimes tilt red. You may live in a red state, but there is always hope for change from the status quo. That's why you should say out loud what you've been thinking all along: enough with voting Republican. It's time to Stop the GOP! http://irregulartimes.com/stopthegopbumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/stopwarbumpersticker.html This 4 inch by 4 inch bumper sticker takes the form of a stop sign, but it isn't meant to stop traffic. It's an urgent message for the world to Stop War. After long last, isn't it time for that? (Anti-war bumpersticker) http://irregulartimes.com/stopwarbumpersticker.html http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.601801652 No Newt is good Newt. A red slash through a newt expresses without a word your opposition to the Holier-than-Thou Hypocrite of the Republican Party, Newt Gingrich. Don't let this puffed-up, moralizing lech into the White House. President Newt? No! Say it with me when you wear this shirt. We'll understand. This shirt is made in the USA by American Apparel, and printed in the USA by CafePress. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.601801652 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.599254531 Just as George W. Bush was a disappointment to Americans who heard the word Compassion in the phrase Compassionate Conservative, so Barack Obama has been a disappointment to Americans looking for a Change. Independent-minded Americans are supporting Rocky Anderson for President in 2012 because they've had enough with the corporate-controlled puppet politicians of both sides. Vote Rocky Anderson in 2012 -- this time for a real change. (Pro-Anderson bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.599254531 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.595151596 You have a right to remain silent. You have a right to be still as the world moves around you. But some would say you have a responsibility to stand up, a responsibility to open your mouth and speak the truth as you see it. If you will not take a stand for justice, if you act as though you are shackled, you might as well be shackled already. Act. Move. This quote of wisdom comes from German philosopher Rosa Luxemburg. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.595151596 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.595390202 You are one of the 99%. Pledge your allegiance to a movement that stands up to the presumptuous, overweening, controlling, domineering rule by the 1%. We live in a democracy, not an aristocracy, and it's time that the 1 percent are reminded of this. (Button for the 99%) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.595390202 http://irregulartimes.com/hashtagoccupybumpersticker.html The Occupy movement has spreads out from Wall Street and Freedom Plaza to occupy the northernmost reaches of Alaska to the southernmost tip of Florida, but across the hundreds of occupations there is one word you can use to support them all: #Occupy. The hashtag is all you need to convey your support for the 99% and its movement. (black and white #Occupy bumpersticker) http://irregulartimes.com/hashtagoccupybumpersticker.html http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.573981388 Henry David Thoreau once wrote, quot;Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.quot; What are you doing? What are you really after? http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.573981388 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.594409171 Skewer Mitt Romney's latest campaign slogan, Believe in America. How could we possibly Believe in such an unbelievable, flip-flopping, plastic, insincere candidate? Mitt Romney is to the presidency what pasteurized process cheese food is to the dairy. He Lies to America. He lies. (Anti-Romney bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.594409171 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594305736 You want to see more traditional values? Come on, face the bald historical facts about what happens when people express Traditional Values. Traditional Values means hanging slaves. Traditional values means burning witches. You know it: Traditional Values Suck. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594305736 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594300979 Ask yourself: aren't we past the point where we judge one another on the basis of skin color? Can't we treat each other as human beings? Yes -- so let's do it! Let's Stop Racism (anti-racist bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594300979 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594297508 A red slash through dollar signs says it all -- money doesn't have to be our highest priority. Isn't it time we prioritizing human need beneath corporate greed? Let's bring the current way of thinking to a halt. Let's refocus on people, not profits. Let's stop corporate greed. (Made in the USA Raglan Shirt) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594297508 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594282981 When you listen to a song or read a book or watch a movie, are you supporting artists or a stiff-suit megacorporation with lobbyists? Support artists, not profiteers. Be independent. Support independence. Buy Indie. (Black and White bumpersticker to promote the indie trend) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594282981 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594287616 If you believe that people are more important than profit, if you support local communities over global megafinance, put your money where your mouth is. Support credit unions, not greedy, profit-first, profit always banks. (Pro-CreditUnion bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594287616 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594281347 Support independent designers and producers of content when you Read Indie, Talk Indie, Buy Indie. (by the way, this bumper sticker is produced independently too.) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594281347 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594082669 Do you think the Pilgrims discovered America? Or Christopher Columbus? Oh, please. There were people here long before Plymouth Rock. Indians Discovered America, not a bunch of self-righteous, uptight, colonizing, enslaving, hypocritical Puritans. (Indigenous heritage bumper sticker correcting history) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.594082669 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593834434 Benjamin Franklin? John Hancock? Hold on there a moment. If we're going to talk about our land's deepest foundations, we must go further back. The Indians are our Founding Fathers and Mothers. Respect to them. (Bumper sticker featuring an image based on a sketch of Kennekuk, public domain and artist unknown) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593834434 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.216145040 Are you sick and tired of hearing about Family Values? Have you had it up to here with people insisting on Traditional Marriage? Guess what, everyone: single people have values too, and some pretty darned good ones. Stand up for the choice of a single life with boldness and sincerity when you put this bumpersticker on your car. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.216145040 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593820313 Stand up for books the people who read them and the people who share them and the educators who spark interest in them and learning to be had from them and the community built up around them. Do all these things when you Support your local library! (Pro-library bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593820313 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593811295 Share all the ways that reading and love are tied together for you. You have a love of reading on a personal basis, certainly. But there's more. You love to see others reading. You love people who teach others the joy of opening a book and discovering new possibility. To read is to love the process of an empty space blossom into fullness inside the human soul. Read. Love. (Oval Bumper Sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593811295 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593797566 Libraries are the repositories of our daydreams, our night terrors, our stories, our histories. Libraries hold the possible and the impossible together. Love your library. (Pro-Library bumper sticker featuring a reclining reader holding up a book inside a heart) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.593797566 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.593450113 Ron Johnson doesn't deserve to stay in the U.S. Senate for a minute longer. He's been too busy hurting working people so that corporations can make extra profit. That's not right. That's not just. Justice demands that Ron Johnson's next seat is in a prison cell! (Anti-Johnson bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.593450113 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.592564305 We are the 99% and we stand against Mark Amodei because he stands against us. With his votes for the fatcats and the bankers and the hedge fund managers, he defends the moneymakers against the rest of us. Why vote Mark Amodei back into Congress when he doesn't represent the vast majority of Nevada? (Anti-Amodei button) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.592564305 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/analog-t-shirt-with-a-cassette-tape?partner=irregularwear You are an analog soul living in a digital world, more than a one or a zero, you're a continuous loop in motion. Express your old school cassette-style joie de vivre with this shirt, made in the USA without sweatshop labor. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/analog-t-shirt-with-a-cassette-tape?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.585725029 There's a lot of diversity in the political movement inspired by the Occupy Wall Street protest, but there's one thing I think everyone protesting in the occupation movement can agree upon: Mitt Romney is not part of the 99 percent. Romney has spent his entire professional life using the riches he inherited as a baby to protect financial elites, and to make the wealthy even more wealthy by exploiting Americans who work for a living. This button is to show that The 99 Percent Stands Against Mitt Romney. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.585725029 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/the-99-and-the-1-usa-map-shirt?partner=irregularwear Made in the USA, this t-shirt shows a map of the USA too, with 99 blue dots and 1 red dot centered on Wall Street. We are the 99 percent. They are the 1 percent. It's time the 1 percent shared power with the rest of us. Show your support for the Occupy Wall Street protest demonstrations when you wear this about town... or to your local sit-in. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/the-99-and-the-1-usa-map-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/occupy-the-north-pole-krampus-for-president-tshirt Krampus endorses an occupation protest for the North Pole on this satirical tshirt http://skreened.com/irregularwear/occupy-the-north-pole-krampus-for-president-tshirt http://skreened.com/irregularwear/white-house-corporate-boom-box-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear What explains the tenor of the words sent out from the White House lately? Those words: status quo, go slow, accommodation, deregulation, militarization. What explains it? The White House is a boom box, and corporate America has got its hands all over it. When CEOs pay the piper, they choose the tunes: watch the flow of dough and you'll figure it out. (t-shirt decrying a corporate-dominated White House) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/white-house-corporate-boom-box-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.zazzle.com/krampus_is_the_reason_for_the_season_greeting_card-137568100539105384 Long before Jesus, far before the appearance of Saint Nick, there were tricksters in the woods, leading travelers astray to destinations of merriment and occasional mayhem. Krampus is a cantakerous character of the winter holidays, appearing in various forms but always with hooves, horns and a long red tongue. Under various names he has been around the fir tree laden with lights before all the major winter holidays we celebrate now. Krampus is the reason for the season. Spread the word with this wicked good card. http://www.zazzle.com/krampus_is_the_reason_for_the_season_greeting_card-137568100539105384 http://www.zazzle.com/winter_greetings_from_krampus_card-137929401832018427 He's a local Loki, the Bavarian Bacchus some say. Krampus, the ancient trickster of wintertime, is featured on this card in front of a pair of evergreen trees, representing the renewal of the green to come. You didn't think Christmas Trees were about Christmas, did you? The front of the card reads: Winter Greetings from Krampus. On the inside: Have a wicked yule. http://www.zazzle.com/winter_greetings_from_krampus_card-137929401832018427 http://www.zazzle.com/wicked_winter_greeting_card_from_krampus-137043070348957360 Whether you're celebrating Krampusnacht, running the gauntlet of a Krampuslauf, marking the Solstice or celebrating another event (Christmas, Hannukah, Yule), go ahead and defy the season's expectations and send a Krampus card instead of a note filled with holly and ivy. The grinning, twinkling face of the ancient horned god adorns the card front. Wicked Winter greetings to you! (Krampus holiday card) http://www.zazzle.com/wicked_winter_greeting_card_from_krampus-137043070348957360 http://www.cafepress.com/occupyeverywhere.584059633 A raised, clenched fist of protest stands next to the words Occupy Everywhere. Let the anti-corporate protest against inhuman greed spread like wildfire across the country and the world. The 1% can't put it out if it comes from everywhere. (bumper sticker for the 99% movement) http://www.cafepress.com/occupyeverywhere.584059633 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.581311014 Despite conservative media misrepresentation, despite arrests for non-violent activity and despite escalating police harassment, the ongoing protest occupation in Boston is one of the largest in the country, with daily totals often reaching into the thousands. Support Occupy Boston when you wear this pin on your jacket. Remind everyone: we are the 99%, and we are everywhere. (Protest button) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.581311014 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.582048307 We are the 99 percent. We are your teachers, your nannies, your nurses, your waiters, your clerks. We've had enough of the greed and the corruption by the 1%. We work for you, but you do not own us. You do not really own the world, and it's time you stopped pretending you do. Say it out loud in just three characters: 99%. (99 percent red bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.582048307 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.582048338 Attention, 1%. We are the 99%. We are your teachers, your grocery stock boys, your checkout girls, your limo drivers, your construction workers, your nurses, your waiters, your clerks, your caddies, your valets. We've had enough of the 1%. Show your support for the Occupy Wall Street movement (now really the Occupy Everywhere movement) with this 99% bumper sticker in black weatherproof vinyl. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.582048338 http://skreened.com/statepolitics/we-are-the-99-occupy-arizona-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear We are the 99%. We work hard. We strive. We struggle. We are legion. We are in Arizona, and we have had enough of the domination by the 1%. We stand up. We protest! Show your support for the 99% movement and the occupations of Tucson and Phoenix with this t-shirt made sweatshop-free for activist Arizonans. http://skreened.com/statepolitics/we-are-the-99-occupy-arizona-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/occupy-wall-street-black-t-shirt-for-the-99 The raised fist on this black t-shirt does not stand for violence. It stands for defiance. It stands for protest in the face of inhuman politics. It is an emblem of the Occupy Wall Street movement. We are the 99%. We oppose the greed and corruption of the 1%. We are tired of the 0% corporations pushing themselves in among the actual human beings of this planet. Support the 99%. Stand with the 99%. Occupy Everywhere. Occupy Together! This t-shirt is made ethically and sweatshop-free. $1 from each sale goes to support domestic American protest. Another $1 from each sale goes to support human needs via charity directed to poor nations overseas. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/occupy-wall-street-black-t-shirt-for-the-99 http://www.zazzle.com/people_make_real_change_bumper_sticker-128525238146831748 Barack Obama talks about Change. Meanwhile, the big banks steal Change. Who makes real Change? The People make real change. Be an agent of change. http://www.zazzle.com/people_make_real_change_bumper_sticker-128525238146831748 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.580272926 We are the 99 percent. We are the 99 percent who do almost all the work. We are the 99 percent who get almost none of the reward. We are the 99 percent who hold most of the debt. We are the 99 percent who are losing our homes. We are the 99 percent who are losing our jobs. We are the 99 percent who are shut out of the halls of power. Make a statement of populist indignation against the elite 1 percent who hold all the cards and sneer in our direction. In conjunction with the Occupy Wall Street and Occupy DC efforts spreading around the country, the least you can do is put this 99% bumpersticker on your car. The most you can do is to participate! http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.580272926 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.580295462 Have the tax cuts made you one of the top 1 percent? Of course not, and they’re not going to, either. You’re part of the 99 percent that’s being cheated by the elitist top 1 percent. It doesn’t have to be this way. The top 1 percent is hoarding the money the economy needs to get moving again, but we in the 99 percent have the huge majority of votes, and we can vote the financial elites out of office, putting representatives of the 99 percent in place. Join one of the growing number of protests across America, and take a stand with the rest of the 99 percent. When you do, wear this defiant button to show your true colors. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.580295462 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.579412450 Support the occupation of Freedom Plaza that started in October 2011 and continued despite harassment and belittlement. The October 2011 Coalition (october2011.org) is not only principled on concrete issues like war, corporate dominance, and civil liberties. They're really organized too. Way to go, Occupy DC. Be strong. Keep it up! (Bumper Sticker to support the Freedom Plaza occupation in Washington, DC) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.579412450 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.579411059 Support the Occupy Wall Street organization as it continues to camp out in Zuccotti Park and bear witness for the 99% who have had enough with our Era of Corporations First, Corporations Always. Enough! Occupy Wall Street until it ends! (Pro-Occupation bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.579411059 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.579403837 What is the sound of people who have had enough? It's the sound of people walking onto the space of Freedom Plaza on October 6 2011 and not leaving. That's the October 2011 Coalition's occupation of this public space next to the White House in Washington DC, an occupation that has an indefinite length -- kind of the the indefinite length of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the indefinite length of the detention without trial of the not-accused in Guantanamo, and the indefinite length we'll have to wait before our Bill of Rights is respected once again in the United States of America. Enough! Occupy DC! (Freedom Plaza occupation button) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.579403837 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.579406222 Show your support for those blessedly stubborn people who continue to occupy Zuccotti Park day in and day out in defiance of the nation's corporate monetary system. Taking it to home turf, this is an occupation of New York City's Wall Street financial district that is definitely drawing attention. (Occupy Wall Street Support Button) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.579406222 http://www.zazzle.com/mitt_romney_reasons_not_to_vote_for_me_bumper_stic_bumper_sticker-128000819071665847 Oh, we agree, Mitt. How we agree. There are dozens of reasons not to vote for you. Help support Mitt Romney in his campaign against Mitt Romney in 2012! (Anti-Romney bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/mitt_romney_reasons_not_to_vote_for_me_bumper_stic_bumper_sticker-128000819071665847 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.575570508 Hydraulic fracturing (fracking for short) inserts heavy metals and carcinogens into the water supply of the Keystone State for temporary economic gain. Don't mess with the lives of millions for a few more hydrocarbons. Don't Frack with Pennsylvania! (bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.575570508 http://www.cafepress.com/liberalsagainstobama.572674985 Jill Stein is what Barack Obama once promised he would be. For those who still believe in change, Jill Stein is a preferred candidate for President in 2012. (Stein for President campaign button) http://www.cafepress.com/liberalsagainstobama.572674985 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/omg-i-so-totally-forgot-to-vote-republican-t-shirt A woman wearing glasses stands in silhouette and gestures in explanation: Omigod, I so totally forgot to vote Republican last year. Oops! I'll have to remember to do that next time that, oh, Hell freezes over! (anti-Republican t-shirt with attitude) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/omg-i-so-totally-forgot-to-vote-republican-t-shirt http://skreened.com/irregularwear/remember-the-last-time-you-voted-republican-shirt?partner=irregularwear Do you remember what happened the last time you voted Republican? How could you forget? George W. Bush happened. What a disaster that was. You learned your lesson; now help others remember what happens when you vote Republican. No more Dubyas, please. (Anti-Bush T-Shirt for the Future) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/remember-the-last-time-you-voted-republican-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.565828643 This colorful bumper sticker will draw attention... not just to your car, but to the never-dull political personality of Bernie Sanders, a solid voice for working Americans in these difficult years. Why settle for more disappointment? Why not vote in the direction of your aspirations and dreams? Vote Bernie Sanders for President in 2012! http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.565828643 http://skreened.com/statepolitics/keep-sanders-in-the-senate-campaign-t-shirt Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is a legitimately outraged voice for the 99.9% of the American people who are not fatcat corporate CEOs or trust fund billionaires. Let Sanders keep fighting. Let's keep Sanders in the Senate! (Made in the USA re-election campaign T-Shirt) http://skreened.com/statepolitics/keep-sanders-in-the-senate-campaign-t-shirt http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.565611319 Some say Rick Perry is a beard, a dark horse candidate designed to make Mitt Romney look serious by comparison. Isn't that just sad? Isn't that pathetic? With his prudish politics and parochial worldview, Rick Perry surely can't be a serious contender. It'd be best for him and best for America if he just went home. (Anti-Perry bumper sticker for the presidential campaign season) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.565611319 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.565063033 Another Texas Governor in the White House? On issue after issue, GOP presidential contender Rick Perry is pushing the most extreme, destructive policy ideas. He wants to start up another war. He wants to throw people in jail if they do what he doesn't like in the bedroom. That's not just old fashioned; it's crazy. Rick Perry is too radical to be President. (anti-Perry bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.565063033 http://www.zazzle.com/atheists_love_god_bumper_sticker-128394583350875089 Atheists Love God ... with a side of ketchup. Show your willingness to eat the divine and digest it as fully as you would a nice Bratwurst with this shamelessly irreverent bumper sticker from Irregular Times. http://www.zazzle.com/atheists_love_god_bumper_sticker-128394583350875089 http://www.zazzle.com/homeland_insecurity_button-145283908562630895 In order for the Homeland Security apparatus to continue to eat up huge portions of the United States budget, in order to keep you in line, in order to keep you from thinking, you have got to be kept afraid. What else explains the sheer nonsense coming from DHS officials lately? Refuse to be afraid. Buck the Department of Homeland Insecurity and the all-seeing eye of constant, unremitting surveillance. Defy it all when you wear this button. Do it while you still have the right. http://www.zazzle.com/homeland_insecurity_button-145283908562630895 http://irregulartimes.com/mittromneycorporationsarepeoplebutton.html Corporations are People? That's what Mitt Romney thinks. That's what he actually said in August of 2011. When Mitt Romney says he'll represent We The People, he means he'll stand up for WalMart and McDonalds and Blackwater and the Banks and the Hedge Funds. Is that what you want out of our democracy? Say no to corporations run amok in politics. Say no to Mitt Romney (Anti-Romney button). http://irregulartimes.com/mittromneycorporationsarepeoplebutton.html http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.563031164 Mitt Romney said quot;Corporations are People,quot; and he meant it. That's all you need to know for 2012: Mitt Romney wants to represent the interests of the inhuman (anti-Romney bumper sticker). http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.563031164 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/mitt-romney-2012-corporations-are-people-too-shirt?partner=irregularwear Mitt Romney says Corporations Are People. How unReal. Mock the Romney campaign's disconnect with reality with this Romney 2012: Corporations are People Too t-shirt. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/mitt-romney-2012-corporations-are-people-too-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/gop-greed-over-patriotism-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear The Republican Party is commonly referred to by three little words: G.O.P. GOP is an acronym, short for Greed Over Principles. Doesn't that explain a whole lot about Republican Party politics: the fawning desire to prioritize corporate profits above all else, the kickbacks, the no-bid contracts, the lobbyist-politician-lobbyist revolving door? (Anti-Republican t-shirt with a red slash through the GOP elephant... a t-shirt Made in the USA by American Apparel) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/gop-greed-over-patriotism-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.562369800 Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: A modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. -- President Dwight D. Eisenhower in his farewell address http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.562369800 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/who-put-those-ideas-in-mitt-romney-s-head?partner=irregularwear Who put those crazy-sounding ideas in Mitt Romney's head? Don't consult your factual knowledge or rely on your command of logic to find the answer. Just look at Mitt Romney's campaign contributors to find the answer. Mitt Romney's head is filled with their greenbacks, and the money just keeps falling out of his mouth. (This Anti-Romney t-shirt was made ethically in the USA by American Apparel) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/who-put-those-ideas-in-mitt-romney-s-head?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.561877807 Roam only by Night. Eat Free Range Locally Grown Brains. Shamble Slowly. Walk With Arms Straight Ahead. Never ring the doorbell. Decay dramatically. Groan loudly to give victims fair warning. No new clothes. These are the Zombie Moral Values. (coffee mug) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.561877807 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.561697430 Why vote for Michele Bachmann for President? Because she loves Jesus more than you do! We know it's true because Michele Bachmann SAYS it is. Unless you're a religious zealot, this pro-Bachmann bumper sticker ought to ring sarcastically. That's the intention. No clumsy theocracy in 2012 -- no to Michele Bachmann. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.561697430 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.561702850 Michele Bachmann is the Sarah Palin of Minnesota, and that's not a good thing. From her call in 2008 for a new round of McCarthy Hearings to her use of religious affiliation to divide Americans to her insistence on shoving puritanical behavior codes down Americans' throats, Michele Bachmann is not merely quirky. Bachmann's politics are insane. That's why Americans who support sanity oppose Michele Bachmann. (Anti-Bachmann bumpersticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.561702850 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.559967454 Creating new bonuses for the ultra-wealthy. Dumping on the poor. Letting pollution run through our rivers. Renewing the Patriot Act. Spitting on our Constitution. Enough! It's time to vote Ann Marie Buerkle out. It's time to Boot Buerkle. (Anti-Buerkle bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.559967454 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/sermon-on-the-mount-the-rick-warren-revision-shirt?partner=irregularwear quot;HALF of America pays NO taxes. Zero. So they're happy for tax rates to be raised on the other half that DOES pay taxes.quot; -- That's what Rick Warren, conservative preacher at the ultra-wealthy Saddleback Church, declared in July of 2011. Why, that's just what Jesus might have said, isn't it? Just like the Sermon on the Mount. In Bizarro Opposite Land, yes, just like Jesus. This T-Shirt criticizing Rick Warren is made sweatshop-free in the USA. A dollar from each sale goes toward domestic political causes and another dollar toward helping those who live in poverty overseas. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/sermon-on-the-mount-the-rick-warren-revision-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/pantheist-nautilus?partner=irregularwear Scientific pantheism is a movement of people who are inspired by observations of pattern and meaning in the world as a source of wonder and meaning. Pantheists eschew supernatural religion and simply open their eyes in worship. This shirt displays a chambered nautilus, the spiral symbol of the World Pantheist Movement, as a means of showcasing pantheist identity. Made ethically in the USA. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/pantheist-nautilus?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.558750698 Paul LePage? Oh dear, did he open his big mouth again? Fermez La Bouche, fella. This mock-out of Paul LePage's 2010 campaign bumper sticker expresses what we're all feeling in the Pine Tree State: deep embarrassment at the idiocy of it all. Maine should not make the same mistake again. Let's dump Paul LePage. (Anti-LePage bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.558750698 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.557707431 Show your support for the unavowedly liberal voice for working people across America when you put this Elizabeth Warren for Senate lawn sign in the yard in front of your home. Run, Ms. Warren, run! (Pro-Warren campaign yard sign) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.557707431 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.557570695 Right now, Elizabeth Warren is one of the most vocal advocates for working and middle class America. Elizabeth Warren is exactly the sort of champion we need in the U.S. Senate. Run, Elizabeth Warren, run for the U.S. Senate! (Pro-Warren Senatorial campaign bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.557570695 http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.556826900 War is the answer, all right. But that doesn't mean it's a good answer. War is the answer to an absolutely batshit crazy question. Ask a reasonable question, and peace will always be the better answer. (Anti-war bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.556826900 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/eye-in-hand-the-hamsa-symbol?partner=irregularwear The Khamsa, known by some as the Hamsa, is an ancient mystical symbol that predates all modern religions. It is a symbol of many things: of vision, of the use of all senses for protection against harm, and in more literal interpretations a talisman to protect against the evil eye. When you wear this shirt on the street, you'll get an interesting reaction every time, most often beginning with the sound of quot;Ooooo...quot;. (Mystical energy t-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/eye-in-hand-the-hamsa-symbol?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/no-shoes-no-shirt-no-service-no-stump-shirt?partner=irregularwear No Shirt No Shoes No Service No Stump No Sogginess No Salamanders No Sailboat No Swells No Splashes No Smirk No Suggestions No Shenanigans No Stillness No Stirring No Susurrus (Alliteration Play Shirt made in the USA) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/no-shoes-no-shirt-no-service-no-stump-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.zazzle.com/mccotter_seize_freedom_bumper_sticker-128034478637446341?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 The slogan of Thaddeus McCotter's 2012 presidential campaign is SEIZE FREEDOM! Usually, SEIZE ____! is followed by the words AND THROW IT IN THE DUNGEON! Maybe Freedom will never get as far as the dungeon of the McCotter campaign. Maybe it will be taken to a quiet grove of trees where no one can hear Freedom scream and get choked to death. Such a fate wouldn't be surprising, considering that Thad McCotter has supported the Patriot Act, opposed Free Speech, and enabled Big Government powers of arbitrary search, surveillance, and seizure against American citizens, all while trying to pass legislation to give filthy rich campaign contributors a tax break for doggy lingerie. If you support freedom, don't vote for Thaddeus McCotter in 2012. (anti-McCotter bumpersticker) http://www.zazzle.com/mccotter_seize_freedom_bumper_sticker-128034478637446341?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/michele-bachmann-zombie-for-president-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear You know this much is true: whatever Michele Bachmann is, she's inhuman. Judging by her behavior Bachmann just may be our first Zombie candidate for President of the United States. Like a creature of the night, Michele Bachmann roams the farms and fields of Iowa and New Hampshire, looking for fresh blood and brains to sink her teeth into. Back away slowly, and never cast your vote for the zombie. (Anti-Bachmann Shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/michele-bachmann-zombie-for-president-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.zazzle.com/thaddeus_mccotter_global_warming_bumper_sticker-128234998197945593?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 Can you believe that Representative Thaddeus McCotter is running around claiming that global warming isn't real? I mean, how do you argue with a thermometer? The thermometers tell us global warming's real. Here's how. Sign up for campaign contributors. That's how. Thad McCotter is paid for, and now the people who paid for him want him in higher office. Ridiculous! (Anti-McCotter bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/thaddeus_mccotter_global_warming_bumper_sticker-128234998197945593?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/no-one-is-odder-than-thaddeus-mccotter?partner=irregularwear Representative Thaddeus McCotter of Michigan is all for spending huge amounts of money on military weapons systems that the military itself says it doesn't want or need. At the same time, McCotter went gung ho in the 111th Congress to make cashmere dog sweaters tax deductible... and he says he's a deficit hawk! No one is odder than McCotter. (Anti-McCotter t-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/no-one-is-odder-than-thaddeus-mccotter?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/mitt-romney-gives-me-the-heebie-jeebies-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Be clear that you definitely do NOT support Mitt Romney in the 2012 presidential election. There's something ungenuine about Romney, something contrived, something plastic, something creepy. Let everyone know that Mitt Romney gives you the Heebie Jeebies. (Anti-Romney T-Shirt, Made in the USA) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/mitt-romney-gives-me-the-heebie-jeebies-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/michelebachmannscaresmebumpersticker.html You know, whether she's making a speech for a presidential campaign or trying to make a law, Michele Bachmann is just plain scary. Actually, you do know that already, don't you? Let others know how you feel, too. If we don't share our indignation (and follow that up with reasons to oppose extreme right-wing politics in conversation, we could end up with George Bush II here. That's what Michele Bachmann represents. Don't let it happen. (Anti-Bachmann bumper sticker) http://irregulartimes.com/michelebachmannscaresmebumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/notpawlentybutton.html Zzzzzz... oh, hello! Yawn. You'll have to excuse me, I just sat through a Republican Party debate in which Tim Pawlenty pandered to the basest bigotries of the audience while refusing to utter the pseudo-word Obomneycare. What a fake! No, not Pawlenty. Not in 2012. Not ever. (Anti-Pawlenty button) http://irregulartimes.com/notpawlentybutton.html http://www.zazzle.com/students_against_bachmann_campaign_button-145171277060964990 Students are among the youngest segments of society, which makes them subject to many of the whims of older, out-of-touch generations... and when you think out of touch, you've just got to think of Michele Bachmann. Students oppose the presidential campaign of Michele Bachmann in 2012 because they've been paying attention in school. They've learned their history, and the idea of a return to an angry, bigotry-filled past is unacceptable. Join students against Bachmann with this anti-Bachmann button for the presidential campaign season. http://www.zazzle.com/students_against_bachmann_campaign_button-145171277060964990 http://www.zazzle.com/proud_lesbians_against_bachmann_button-145287479781288501 2012 presidential contender Michele Bachmann has won support from bigots by opposing marriage equality, but at a cost: the rest of America will reject Bachmann if members of the LGBT community help make others aware of just how out of touch she is. Wear this anti-Bachmann campaign button as a proud lesbian who knows that history is on your side. (Anti-Bachmann Button) http://www.zazzle.com/proud_lesbians_against_bachmann_button-145287479781288501 http://progressivebumpersticker.com/2011/06/26/if-michele-bachmann-is-the-answer-youre-asking-the-wrong-question/ It's a bit like a round of Jeopardy. If I say Michele Bachmann as the answer, how would you answer with a question? Who is an unabashed extremist? Who would like to gut Roe v. Wade? Who would like to enforce Christian zealotry in the classroom? Those would be good questions to generate the answer of Michele Bachmann. There's one question that wouldn't be fitting: Who should be elected President in 2012? (Anti-Bachmann bumper sticker) http://progressivebumpersticker.com/2011/06/26/if-michele-bachmann-is-the-answer-youre-asking-the-wrong-question/ http://skreened.com/irregularwear/when-fascism-comes-republican-edition-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Sinclair Lewis had it right when he predicted the form in which fascism would rise in America, but he left out one detail. When Fascism Comes to America, it will be Wrapped in the Flag and Carrying a Cross. On the Back of a Red White and Blue Elephant, no less. The Republican Party is the face of theocratic Christian fascism in America. (This t-shirt is made sweatshop-free in the USA by American Apparel) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/when-fascism-comes-republican-edition-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.549234675 Obviously, not all Christians are Republicans, and not all Republicans are necessarily fascist. But the combination of an aggressive, proselytizing Christianity and frighteningly authoritarian fascist policies is found within the institutions and among the prominent politicians of the Republican Party.sents Republican Christianity. Resist this cross-wielding, flag draped beast with all the strength you can muster. (Anti-fascist, anti-theocratic, anti-Republican bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.549234675 http://www.zazzle.com/rachel_from_account_services_sticker_bumper_sticker-128166800344574755?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 Hello, this is Rachel from Account Services. There's no problem with your account, but... How many times have you been summoned to the phone for this nonsensical, obvious attempt at pulling you into a scam? Do these people not realize that once you've heard the message, oh, a DOZEN times, you'll just hang up the phone anyway? I think this is a hint as to the actual nature of Rachel. I think she is a robot from the planet Ecktron-7. Curse you, Rachel from Account Services, and curse your army of robotic telecommunications invaders! http://www.zazzle.com/rachel_from_account_services_sticker_bumper_sticker-128166800344574755?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://irregulartimes.com/yoursecurityisstandingonmyfreedombutton.html Your mania for increased security, driven by your irrational fear, is standing on my freedom. It's not based in reality. Get it off, and get off it! (Button against our current Homeland Security mania) http://irregulartimes.com/yoursecurityisstandingonmyfreedombutton.html http://www.zazzle.com/obama_one_term_button-145389792878853233 Barack Obama says: there are days when I say one term is enough. Liberal America says: Same here. As tired as President Barack Obama might be of having to listen to people all day, the liberal Americans who elected him are tired of Barack Obama NOT listening to them. With all the broken promises, downright double-crosses and policies that are as bad as or worse than Bush's, liberals ask themselves why it would be a good idea for Barack Obama to have more than one term. (Liberal button disparaging the disappointments of the Obama administration) http://www.zazzle.com/obama_one_term_button-145389792878853233 http://www.zazzle.com/mothers_against_michele_bachmann_sticker-217931162215181548 As she runs for President in 2012, Rep. Michele Bachmann says she speaks for women, but her extreme politics run counter to the voices of moderate and liberal women across the country. Mothers in America overwhelmingly want their kids to grow up in a land that values tolerance, peace, learning, freedom and wisdom. Michele Bachmann values none of these. That's why you are one of many, one of the Mothers Against Michele Bachmann. (Anti-Bachmann bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/mothers_against_michele_bachmann_sticker-217931162215181548 http://www.zazzle.com/marriage_equality_for_all_bumper_sticker-128854659981527975?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 A man and a man. A woman and a woman. A woman and a man. Whosoever is brought together by a commitment of love into the bond of matrimony should be cherished equally in society's eyes. Embrace love in all its forms with this bumper sticker advocating marriage equality. http://www.zazzle.com/marriage_equality_for_all_bumper_sticker-128854659981527975?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://www.zazzle.com/marriage_love_love_sticker_bumper_sticker-128209849535801077?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 Exactly how is anybody's marriage affected a gay or lesbian couple who share a life together down the street? How can keeping committed partners apart make anyone else's marriage happier? Marriage is two hearts together. Marriage equals love plus love. That's the equation that makes the world go round. (Marriage equality bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/marriage_love_love_sticker_bumper_sticker-128209849535801077?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://www.zazzle.com/krampus_for_president_campaign_button-145681594177646836 Although he was not able to attend the June 2011 presidential debate due to prior commitments to toss naughty children into the river, 2012 contender Krampus had nothing but disdain for participant Michele Bachmann. She's only prepared to wreck the United States gradually, Krampus insisted, committing to destroy the nation at once should he be elected. Is that your idea of action? Then vote Krampus for President. That's real change! http://www.zazzle.com/krampus_for_president_campaign_button-145681594177646836 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/krampusnacht-silhouette?partner=irregularwear The mythological antihero of the Christmas season in Europe, Krampus travels alongside Saint Nick to deliver a switching to naughty children, or perhaps even a trip to the woods or a bracing stream. Most of your friends and neighbors haven't heard of Krampus yet, but they will. Show your savvy when you wear this shirt of Krampus in silhouette against a field of green (made ethically by American Apparel). http://skreened.com/irregularwear/krampusnacht-silhouette?partner=irregularwear http://www.zazzle.com/rick_santorum_is_fake_bumper_sticker-128189395684801059?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 Despite volumes of scientific evidence, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared that global warming is junk science. Does Rick Santorum know what he's talking about? (No.) Mr. Santorum, global warming is real. You're the fake. (Anti-Santorum global warming bumpersticker) http://www.zazzle.com/rick_santorum_is_fake_bumper_sticker-128189395684801059?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://www.zazzle.com/dancing_krampus_bumper_sticker-128909926596609595?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 Hier kommt Krampus! Vorsicht? Nein! If you look closely at images of the Germanic Krampus figure, the aspect of vengeance against naughty little children is balanced with a mischievous sense of glee and fun. With that side in mind, we give Krampus a kicky countercultural makeover by putting his figure in a technicolor line, dancing with top hats extended and birch switches extended not unlike a jaunty cane. Grus vom Krampus! (Rainbow Krampus bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/dancing_krampus_bumper_sticker-128909926596609595?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.545880879 If you want to end Medicare, if the idea of health care for senior citizens is offensive to you, then figuring out what to do is not exactly rocket science. It's easy. Step 1: Vote Republican. Step 2: Let the Republicans do what they do best. Et voila! No more medicare. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.545880879 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.545451112 In a June 2011 speech, Sam Farr reminded us all that war doesn't work. His words: In order to achieve long-lasting peace and stability, we need to lead by example and look past the sword for solutions. As lessons in Afghanistan and Iraq have taught us, military action alone is not a winning strategy for long-term security and peace. Hearts and minds are not won over by tanks and bombs. Instead, they are won by engaging local populations and offering resources that uplift entire communities. I stand with Sam Farr. http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.545451112 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.544564214 Mitt Romney moves so fast from one position to another that political scientists attempting to observe his behavior have only recorded a suggestive blur. Good god, man, pick an idea, decide if it's the right one, then STICK with it! None of this flip-flopping around to try to mimic the fashionable Republican notion of the minute. It's so unbecoming a president, so embarrassing. Let's make a deal and NOT elect Mitt Romney president, m'kay? (anti-Romney bumper sticker in flamboyant yellow to match Mitt Romney's flamboyantly perfect coif) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.544564214 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/periodic-table-of-elements-atheism-shirt?partner=irregularwear Astatine. Helium. Iodine. Samarium. Put these elements together in Periodic Table shorthand and you've got AtHeISm. Now that's one heck of a compound. This design makes a point that the sharpest of your peers will appreciate -- that there is a close relationship between science (the application of methodical observation to develop understanding) and atheism (the absence of faith in God). This t-shirt is made ethically in the USA. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/periodic-table-of-elements-atheism-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/primaryobama.481324397 Given Barack Obama's many backtracks and broken promises as President, it's only fair that Democrats voting in the presidential primaries of 2012 be given a democratic choice. In 2012, we need to Primary Barack Obama (liberal outrage bumper sticker). http://www.cafepress.com/primaryobama.481324397 http://irregulartimes.com/shutdownguantanamobumpersticker.html The military base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is a place where people are sent to be held outside the confines of the justice system, outside charges, outside trials, outside the constitution of the United States of America. It is part of our own Gulag Archipelago. Hundreds of people later found to be innocent have been stripped of their rights and dignities for years without recourse. Enough. This is not what America stands for! Shut Guantanamo Down! (anti-Guantanamo bumper sticker) http://irregulartimes.com/shutdownguantanamobumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/bigbrotheriswatchingyoubumpersticker.html Under George W. Bush, Under Barack Obama, under presidents that follow the national security state has expanded enormously with a broad and deep array of surveillance technologies deployed to scrutinize individuals in their daily activities. You are being watched, and Big Brother is Watching You. That you is plural as well as singular, so spread the word and let people know they should do something about it. (Bumper Sticker against Big Brother) http://irregulartimes.com/bigbrotheriswatchingyoubumpersticker.html http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.541870373 Do you remember the phrase Kill Your Television? Well, now it's worse: the broadcasting gadgets are little and they're everywhere. Those smartphones are getting far too smart, and some day in the not-too-distant future they'll be in charge of us instead of the other way around. Or has that day already arrived? Rise up and assert your independence. Don't just turn your cell phone off. Kill it. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.541870373 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.541858637 During the 2008 presidential campaign season, Mitt Romney went out of his way to lecture John McCain on the subject of torture, then declared that he'd like to see the U.S. Government use water torture against more of the people it has detained without trial. Is this the America you remember? Is this what you want America to be? Say no to torture. Say no to Mitt Romney for President. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.541858637 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.541699197 The USA Patriot Act is an unconstitutional instrument of paranoid surveillance without warrants, filled with and spreading a corrosive distrust across the United States of America. It is poison to our nation. Enough. Call it like you see it: the Patriot Act is Baloney! (Bumper Sticker Against the Patriot Act) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.541699197 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.536202839 As Gylliwyn says, unless you're a trigger-happy Millionaire gunning for gain, voting Republican is like aiming to shoot yourself in the economic foot! Remind your GOP-voting neighbors that no matter how much they harp on social issues, it's the economy, stupid -- and we're not so stupid that we haven't noticed. (Anti-Republican bumper sticker in oval shape on deep field of blue) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.536202839 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/krampusnacht-december-5-tshirt?partner=irregularwear Krampusnacht is the traditional Night of Krampus in Europe, a time when this winter solstice spirit runs amok with gleeful abandon, weeks before he is paired with Saint Nick for a chained and repentant delivery of presents. Join him on the streets of your town for a Krampuslauf, wearing this shirt and explaining to passersby what it all means. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/krampusnacht-december-5-tshirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/trumppalkin2012bumpersticker.html What's the Republican party ticket for the presidency that most strongly captures the absurdity in GOP politics? How about Donald Trump for President and Sarah Palin for Vice President? He can yell You're Fired! and she can scream back I Quit! Then we all can move on to some better alternative, right? (Trump-Palin 2012: a real bumper sticker for a mock ticket) http://irregulartimes.com/trumppalkin2012bumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/dateddarcymarriedwickhambumpersticker.html Invert Jane Austen's sensibility with this edgy literary bumper sticker. Yes, Darcy was a man of propriety, but let's face it: he was stiff and diffident and awfully dull. Those of us who want to live life with a bit of excitement go with Wickham. (Pride and Prejudice bumper sticker) http://irregulartimes.com/dateddarcymarriedwickhambumpersticker.html http://www.zazzle.com/what_republicans_and_democrats_want_bumper_sticker-128155362213378498?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 What do Democrats want? Fairness for everybody. What do Republicans want? More, more, more for themselves. What do you want? (Bumper Sticker on Republicans and Democrats in America) http://www.zazzle.com/what_republicans_and_democrats_want_bumper_sticker-128155362213378498?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://irregulartimes.com/sunburstpeacebumpersticker.html This 4 inch square bumper sticker keeps it simple, with one word to communicate the issue of passionate importance to you: Peace. There are so many voices for war, many of them with a corporate interest in a rising death toll. Speak out against them in optimistic fashion with a sunburst of positive energy coming out from the word Peace itself. (Anti-war, pro-peace bumper sticker) http://irregulartimes.com/sunburstpeacebumpersticker.html http://irregulartimes.com/socialsecuritycrisisisahoaxbumpersticker.html You and everybody else in the country has been hearing a whole lot about The Social Security Crisis on TV and in the newspapers. But it's all a hoax. There is no Social Security Crisis. The Social Security fund created by the contributions of your neighbors, your family members and other fellow Americans over the years is doing fine, and is projected to last far longer than even thirty years out. Who wants you to fall hastily into crisis mode? Someone who wants you to agree to a so-called solution without thinking. Deploy this Social Security Hoax bumper sticker to help people resist the hype. http://irregulartimes.com/socialsecuritycrisisisahoaxbumpersticker.html http://www.zazzle.com/john_boehner_shut_down_this_bumper_sticker-128350670044182136?rf=238488188508234453 Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner may think he can shut down the government, but he can't shut YOU down. Let him know as much with this bumper sticker that declares in bold, angry fashion: Hey John Boehner, Shut Down THIS!!! http://www.zazzle.com/john_boehner_shut_down_this_bumper_sticker-128350670044182136?rf=238488188508234453 http://www.zazzle.com/wealthy_people_republican_t_shirt-235505585116238985?gl=irregulargoods&group=mens&lifestyle=classic&rf=238488188508234453 This well-fed Republican elephant has taken his red state paint and applied graffiti to the preamble of the United States Constitution, which used to begin with We The People. Now it just reads Wealthy People. Drip, drip. Are you going to stand there and take it? (Anti-Elitist, Anti-Republican shirt, made in the USA) http://www.zazzle.com/wealthy_people_republican_t_shirt-235505585116238985?gl=irregulargoods&group=mens&lifestyle=classic&rf=238488188508234453 http://skreened.com/obamacriticism/liberals-against-obama-in-2012?partner=irregularwear Barack Obama became President thanks to the support of liberals, then he abandoned liberal values to give us more war, more tax cuts for the rich, and more attacks against the Constitution. Liberals say No More! In 2012, the most important political constituency is Liberals Against Obama - and they testify to their independence from Obama with this Liberals Against Obama tshirt. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. http://skreened.com/obamacriticism/liberals-against-obama-in-2012?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.519619134 Hope is SO 2008. No matter what political party you belong to, the possibilities for the 2012 presidential election look bleak: Despair and Ennui in 2012. It's hard to see how things are going to get better. (despair bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.519619134 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.517707967 Is the soil something to be picked clean? Is our array of greenery to be laid out as neatly as a surgical tray? Is the growth of a garden akin to the growth of a tumor? Is lawn something to be manicured earth like a fingernail? Um, no. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.517707967 http://www.zazzle.com/my_dog_thinks_i_smell_good_sticker_bumper_sticker-128150082102209578 A self-deprecating piece of humor that acknowledges the vagaries of human hygiene and celebrates the human-canine bond, one that sometimes takes primacy. You may have a problem with the way I smell, but my Dog seems to think I smell good! (fun dog bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/my_dog_thinks_i_smell_good_sticker_bumper_sticker-128150082102209578 http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.520420944 Most people associate the stars and stripes with militaristic enterprise. This bumper sticker retools the warlike association with the colors of the American flag by adding the words Dona Nobis Pacem. Give us Peace. http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.520420944 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520180821 As Ohio Governor John Kasich signs one bill after another that saps the pay, the benefits and even the rights of working people, you'd think that it was working Ohio that put us into the recession! Is that it, Governor Kasich? He sure seems to place the blame there. But you know better, and that's why you're part of the legion of working Ohioans against John Kasich. No re-elect. Not again! (Anti-Kasich bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520180821 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520186965 After Paul LePage embarrassed himself again by getting the science of BPA wrong and claiming the estrogens would make women grow little beards, people couldn't help but notice the industry lobbyists standing behind him. Sling it right back at the governor. Declare yourself to be one of those women with little beards against Paul LePage! http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520186965 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520186029 The working people of Maine have had enough of Paul LePage using his Governor's office to cut back the pay, the benefits and the rights of people in their jobs. Heck, he's even censored murals because they have pictures of working people on them? How insulting can you get? Let your neighbors know that you don't like it and you won't let him get away with it (pinback button against Paul LePage) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520186029 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520184501 Since winning an election to become Governor of Maine with far less than 50% of the vote, Paul LePage has turned the state of Maine into a laughingstock with his demands that the NAACP kiss his patootie. Shoot it back at Governor LePage when you put this bumpersticker on your car. Tell him he can kiss it right back. http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.520184501 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.519050076 Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota played publicity games with her nascent presidential bid in 2011, letting leaks drip out here and there proclaiming her secret intention to announce her intention to deliberate on the possibility of forming a presidential committee... next month! These are silly attention-getting ploys, but should we expect anything else from Michele Bachmann? That's who she is and what she does. Michele Bachmann is a clown, not a candidate. (Anti-Bachmann bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.519050076 http://irregulartimes.com/obamapeaceprizebombsbutton.html Well, Henry Kissinger might have a few more under his belt, but the buck stops with President Barack Obama, and under his watch three wars' worth of bombs have been dropped in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan. Is this the behavior of a Nobel Peace Prize winner? http://irregulartimes.com/obamapeaceprizebombsbutton.html http://www.cafepress.com/godlessgoods.518972142 Look, by the calculation of The Reason Project, there are over 439 contradictions in the Christian Bible. Isn't that enough to shelve your faith in literalism and Biblical inerrancy? And shouldn't that be enough for the rest of us to ask, are you done preaching yet? How can you tell others how they must live on the basis of such a fallible, flawed document? (Bible skepticism bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/godlessgoods.518972142 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.518224627 For all his faults, George W. Bush only managed to put the United States in two wars during his tenure. With Barack Obama in office, we've found ourselves saddled with THREE wars, two of which are dragging on to an unsure end. Those Americans who are against war for principled reasons may rightly conclude that their principles drive them to oppose the presidency of Barack Obama. (anti-war, anti-obama bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.518224627 http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.518099465 It's deadly to the people under the bombs that fall, and it's not in America's long-term interest either. No War in Libya (anti-war bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.518099465 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/bombs-dropped-by-well-meaning-people-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear When wars start, people tend to talk a lot about intentions and the good they hope to accomplish with their warfare. But bombs dropped by well-meaning people still kill. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/bombs-dropped-by-well-meaning-people-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/republicanpigbutton.html If we were to assign an animal all over again to be the icon for the Republican Party in America, it wouldn't be the elephant. Elephants are far too attentive. We'd pick the pig for the GOP symbol. The pig will eat through anything and tolerate all sorts of garbage, driven by a greed, an insatiable hunger for more stuff that snuffs out all moral, ethical and compassionate considerations. This button recognizes what's at the heart of the Republican Party today with a red white and blue GOP pig. http://irregulartimes.com/republicanpigbutton.html http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.517000000 Haven't we learned our lesson? Not one more war to exchange blood for oil. Keep US out of Libya. (anti-war bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.517000000 http://www.zazzle.com/republican_party_of_america_t_shirt-235403730591104410 If you want to sport a realistic logo of the Republican Party of America, wear this t-shirt with a red, white and blue pig. That pig is the best representation of the Republican Party's greed and recklessness for soiling the environment. This t-shirt design is available on dark or light fabric, and all versions we sell are made ethically in the USA. http://www.zazzle.com/republican_party_of_america_t_shirt-235403730591104410 http://skreened.com/statepolitics/wisconsin-fist-dump-scott-walker-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Don't let Scott Walker destroy the good that generations of Wisconsinites have worked together to build. Don't let Scott Walker destroy unions. Don't let Scott Walker fire thousands of Wisconsin workers from their jobs. Don't let Governor Walker take away the rights of working people. Before he finishes dumping on us, let's get together and Dump Scott Walker. (T-Shirt featuring a fist superimposed on the state map of Wisconsin, apparel Made in the USA) http://skreened.com/statepolitics/wisconsin-fist-dump-scott-walker-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.516237547 Tell your government today: let's invest in books, not bombs. Discovery is so much more of an accomplishment than destruction. America needs to educate, not obliterate. http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.516237547 http://irregulartimes.com/parentsagainstcuomobutton.html The parents of New York State's schoolchildren won't accept cuts to the State budget for public schools while Governor Andrew Cuomo is pushing tax cuts for billionaires on Wall Street. We know these two moves don't add up, and we demand something better for our kids and their future. http://irregulartimes.com/parentsagainstcuomobutton.html http://irregulartimes.com/newyorkteachersagainstcuomobutton.html The gall of Governor Andrew Cuomo to insist upon tax cuts for billionaires with his left hand and to insist that there's no more money in the state budget for public schools with this right hand? Does Andrew Cuomo think we are stupid? We're teachers: we deal with more clever shenanigans than this every day in school. We won't be fooled and we won't go along with threats to our children's future. We are the New York State Teachers Against the Cuomo Cuts, and we're letting it show. http://irregulartimes.com/newyorkteachersagainstcuomobutton.html http://skreened.com/irregularwear/science-doesn-t-matter-unless-you-care-about-reality?partner=irregularwear How many times have you heard people declare that Science Doesn't Matter? Oh sure, it doesn't matter unless you want to be cured of your disease. Science doesn't matter unless you want healthier food on your plate. Science doesn't matter unless you want to avoid being poisoned. Science doesn't matter unless you care about reality! http://skreened.com/irregularwear/science-doesn-t-matter-unless-you-care-about-reality?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/retire-dreier-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Watch him on C-Span any day and you'll agree that David Dreier is the representative of dangerously outdated ideas in the House of Representatives. Make his tenure in Congress a thing of the past too. Help to retire David Dreier when you wear this brazenly political t-shirt and watch the conversations begin. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/retire-dreier-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/statepolitics/wisconsin-dump-scott-walker-shirt?partner=irregularwear Oh, enough already! Scott Walker's union-busting, strong-arm, exclusive and elitist ways have got Wisconsin tongues a-wagging in furious fashion. Walker is doing no good for the state or its inhabitants. It's time to Dump Walker and find a replacement who can start to clean up the mess! (Anti-Walker t-shirt, made in the USA) http://skreened.com/statepolitics/wisconsin-dump-scott-walker-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.510532588 Scott Walker is such an embarrassment to the state of Wisconsin, and it's not just because he got caught on tape cozying up to a California billionaire while refusing to talk to the people of his own state. It's the policies of Republican Governor Scott Walker that are the problem. Anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-worker, anti-everybody who isn't like him or slipping him campaign cash. How base. How disgusting. Scott Walker has gone too far. Dump Walker! (Anti-Walker button) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.510532588 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.509685019 Gee, another union-busting corporate stooge Republican politician who won't talk to his own citizens. Just what we need? I don't THINK so! The people of Wisconsin stand against Scott Walker and won't stand for his attempts to wreck our economy and sell pieces of it off to the lowest bidders. Wear this anti-Walker button to show that you've had enough! http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.509685019 http://www.zazzle.com/jane_corwin_bumper_sticker-128988242172068376 As a Republican member of the New York State Assembly, Jane Corwin has been the proponent of legislation to dole out corporate giveaway after big business tax break after monetary incentive for inside players. Jane Corwin looks to bring the same pro-corporate, anti-little-guy perspective to the United States Congress. Is that really what's good for America? (Hint: the answer rhymes with quot;go slowquot;)... anti-Corwin bumper sticker http://www.zazzle.com/jane_corwin_bumper_sticker-128988242172068376 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.509604338 First Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker gave a big fat tax giveaway to corporations. THEN he turned around and said he had no money for Wisconsin's hard-working public school teachers. What a JERK! Dump Walker. Just dump the creep! (Anti-Walker Bumper Sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.509604338 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/warning-corporate-news-is-hazardous-to-your-brain?partner=irregularwear Warning! The Surgeon General has determined that watching corporate news on your TV is hazardous to your brain. Don't subscribe to an information agenda that directs you to the nearest store. Get independent information and make decisions for yourself! (Anti-TV, anti-Corporate t-shirt made in the USA by American Apparel) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/warning-corporate-news-is-hazardous-to-your-brain?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.509247830 Republican Representative David Dreier does not understand the fundamental truth of American democracy: that our liberty is more important than our security. Benjamin Franklin said it two and a half centuries ago, it is still true, but David Dreier has forgotten it. That's why it's time to retire for David Dreier. (Metal pinback anti-Dreier button) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.509247830 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.503253064 Liberal Americans have known for some time that Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota was disconnected from reality, but lately the Tea Party movement has begun to catch on too. They heard Rep. Bachmann talk to high heaven about preserving American Liberty and protecting the Constitution, but then she turned around and voted FOR the Patriot Act... FOUR times in a row! How ridiculous is that? Americans on the left and the right agree for once: Michele Bachmann, it's not time for you to run for President. It's time for you to go home. (Anti-Bachmann bumpersticker) http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.503253064 http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.507414444 Wear one of these lapel stickers on Madison Avenue or Wall Street and watch corporate fatcats steam from their ears. There's nothing that annoys the financial elite like the little people getting out of their place and obstructing their plans. Those plans are championed in the political world by Newt Gingrich, who wants to dismantle the regulations that force the fatcats to behave, that keep the Earth from being further despoiled, and that invest in all of America's children (not just the rich ones). What better reason to wear one and hand out dozens more to your friends? Real New York stands against Newt Gingrich for President in 2012. (Anti-Gingrich stickers) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.507414444 http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.434596551 The USA Patriot Act doesn't do much to actually protect Americans from terrorism; it turns out that Patriot Act surveillance and search powers are used to combat terrorism only 0.5% of the time. What the Patriot Act accomplishes is the creation of a Big Brother program with the government spying against its own people. When Americans are always suspicious that they are being watched, their continual fear ensures conformity. The Patriot Act is inherently incompatible with robust democracy. That’s why it's time to Repeal the Patriot Act: we don't need Big Brother to spy on our lives. http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.434596551 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.466530238 You've heard all that talk about a Border Crisis, with volumes of angry people talking about some kind of so-called invasion threatening the country. But guess what? A recent study by the Pew Hispanic Center finds that illegal immigration is plunging, not skyrocketing. The border crisis is a hoax, a false enterprise dedicated to the goal of getting you scared enough to agree to something you'll regret. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.466530238 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.509250629 In a parody of the crime scene tape you've seen warning onlookers not to cross the line, this bumper sticker speaks to incumbent politicians and warns them not to cross the line again by forgetting who it is they represent. If need be, you'll take the power in your hands and use it to vote them out of office! (Anti-incumbent Election Day empowerment bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.509250629 http://www.zazzle.com/dont_blame_me_feingold_sticker_bumper_sticker-128123838788728634 Don't blame me for the embarrassment that is Senator Ron Johnson. Johnson supports the Patriot Act, ignores science, and makes the entire Upper Midwest wince. Say it with pride: I Voted for Russ Feingold! (Anti-Johnson, Pro-Feingold bumper sticker) http://www.zazzle.com/dont_blame_me_feingold_sticker_bumper_sticker-128123838788728634 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.507652611 You're not a simple individual whose identity can be summarized in seven words or less. You see the world in shades of gray, and that's okay. It's more than OK. Declare it with pride: My Politics Don't Fit on a Sticker! http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.507652611 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/gop-uncle-sam-i-want-you-to-stop-paying-attention?partner=irregularwear This incarnation of old Uncle Sam sports a pair of elephant ears and a trunk to symbolize the Republican Party attitude toward American citizens: I Want You to Stop Paying Attention. The GOP needs you stunned and sheep-like to get its work done. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/gop-uncle-sam-i-want-you-to-stop-paying-attention?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.505627786 When Republican Senator and presidential contender John Thune says that global warming is a hoax, he contradicts the clear trend of climate data in temperature, sea ice, and glaciation. Global warming is real. It's John Thune that's the hoax. (anti-Thune political bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.505627786 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.505027160 The colors of the rainbow stand beside the words It Gets Better on this piece of wall decor as a way letting kids around you who may be struggling with anti-lesbian or anti-gay bullying know that someone cares and that it's worth it to stick out the difficulties. A great display for a LGBT ally. (graphic decal for the wall of your school office, dorm room or apartment) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.505027160 http://www.zazzle.com/texas_against_mike_huckabee_keychain-146535020763336490?gl=irregulargoods Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is at it again, running for President under the banner of the Republican Party. A large number of Texans -- Republicans, Democrats, Greens and Independents alike -- just don't want him. Show that you're one of the Texans Against Mike Huckabee with this snazzy little keychain. http://www.zazzle.com/texas_against_mike_huckabee_keychain-146535020763336490?gl=irregulargoods http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.502610833 Indiana Republican Mike Pence has a bifurcated relationship to reality. In the summer of 2010, Pence declared it was his top priority “to get this economy moving again and to get federal spending under control.” In the next breath, Pence defended his pet spending package of $450 million so a factory in his district could tinker around with jet engines the military doesn't want. Enough! (Bumper Sticker Against Mike Pence) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.502610833 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/peace-trees-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear A grove of almost prehistoric trees grow from the ground up, bearing the fruit of peace when fully realized. Share a message of bliss in a peaceful, freaky kingdom with this peace trees t-shirt, made sweatshop-free. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/peace-trees-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.504740352 These growing trees leaf out against an orange sky with a strange and wonderful crop: colorful peace signs of all sorts and sizes. Bask in the shade of a peaceful tomorrow with this positive, affirmative message on your car. http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.504740352 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.504500423 Republican integrity? Come now. The GOP is so deep in the pocket of Big Business that the phrase is essentially an oxymoron. You're not a corporation, are you? So why are you are still voting Republican? (Anti-GOP bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.504500423 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.504500912 Did you know that GOP is an acronym? It's true: it stands for Grossly Outdated Principles. That's why 21st Century thinkers refuse to vote Republican. (Anti-Republican bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.504500912 http://skreened.com/messiahletdown/broken-icon-change-i-believed-in-obama-shirt?partner=irregularwear For liberals, progressives, and other idealistic Americans who believed in the vision offered by Barack Obama during his presidential campaign but are disappointed by the diminished, compromised, contradictory and betrayed behavior of the Obama White House, this Change I Believed in T-shirt fits: a distressed style to match your distressed state of mind, and a broken icon to represent broken promises. http://skreened.com/messiahletdown/broken-icon-change-i-believed-in-obama-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/green-peace-sign-nature-s-lattice-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear This t-shirt combines the instantly recognizable peace sign with a pattern combining a subtle lattice structure with a varying fractal shape suggestive of leaves. We have to build a more peaceful tomorrow, but we also must let it grow as it will, organically. (Sweatshop-Free Peace Shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/green-peace-sign-nature-s-lattice-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/bark-more-wag-less-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear The whole Wag More, Bark Less thing sounds good at first, but hang on a tic: that would make you a dog, wouldn't it? Do you want to be a dog? Are you supposed to be someone's Good Dog? Do you want a collar around your neck? And are you supposed to subserviently accept that? Now, to be sure, you don't have to go around biting people or anything, but really: if a person or a group of people wants to treat you like a dog, maybe you should bark a little bit more and wag a little bit less. (Self-respect, human assertiveness t-shirt, made with respect sweatshop-free in the USA) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/bark-more-wag-less-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/spellreincepriebusrncprbs.html.html You can't spell Reince Priebus without RNC PR BS. The public relations disaster of the Republican Party continues on, long after Michael Steele. Show your disdain for the Priebus Era with this sturdy metal pinback political button. http://irregulartimes.com/spellreincepriebusrncprbs.html.html http://www.zazzle.com/rnc_pr_bs_bumper_sticker-128144464489594155?rf=238488188508234453 Take out the vowels of the name Reince Priebus and you get RNC PR BS. Keep Reince Priebus in power at the Republican National Committee and that's what you'll get, too. To stop the GOP PR Machine, stop Priebus. http://www.zazzle.com/rnc_pr_bs_bumper_sticker-128144464489594155?rf=238488188508234453 http://www.zazzle.com/reince_priebus_rnc_pr_bs_shirt-235412458594409043?rf=238488188508234453 Take the vowels out of the name of Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus and you get RNC PR BS. RNC PR BS is pretty much what we get out of the Republicans every single day. Coincidence? I think not! (Merry Anti-Republican T-Shirt, Made Proudly in the USA) http://www.zazzle.com/reince_priebus_rnc_pr_bs_shirt-235412458594409043?rf=238488188508234453 http://skreened.com/statepolitics/florida-against-huckabee?partner=irregularwear The state of Florida has seen the ill effects of right-wing extremism, which is why Floridians are opposed to the nomination of Mike Huckabee for President as yet another extreme right-wing Republican. Enough's enough. (Anti-Huckabee t-shirt) http://skreened.com/statepolitics/florida-against-huckabee?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/statepolitics/wisconsin-against-war-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Wisconsin is a peace-loving state with a history of anti-war activism. Continue Wisconsin's honorable tradition with this anti-war shirt, made ethically in the USA. http://skreened.com/statepolitics/wisconsin-against-war-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/statepolitics/new-jersey-against-war-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear The long wars have dragged on too long with no end in sight and no discernable accomplishment. Too much has been lost. Too many people have died. That's why the people of New Jersey are for Peace. That's why we are against war. Stand up and say that the time for warfare is past when you wear this sweatshop-free made in the USA anti-war shirt. http://skreened.com/statepolitics/new-jersey-against-war-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.502352922 Warfare is a negative act. War destroys lives and infrastructure and progress. War is a waste. Peace is positive. Peace saves. Peace builds. Peace brings prosperity. It makes cents to engage in the economic conversion from a wartime economy to peaceful productivity. (Economic argument in an anti-war bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.502352922 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/oscar-wilde-on-selfishness?partner=irregularwear Oscar Wilde quote on selfishness: Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking others to live as one wishes to live. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/oscar-wilde-on-selfishness?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/endtheviolencekeepthepeacebutton.html A blue peace sign and a red circle with a slash to negate the crosshairs of a gun. Together, these symbols express the hope that we can keep the peace that nourishes us and end the violence that plagues us. (Pro-peace, anti-violence button and magnet design) http://irregulartimes.com/endtheviolencekeepthepeacebutton.html http://skreened.com/irregularwear/stop-the-glorification-of-violence-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear How many shootings? How many knifings? How many senseless and pointless acts of violence must human beings endure and perpetrate against one another before we finally wise up and wake up and say STOP? Wise up. Wake up. Say STOP. Stop the Glorification of Violence. (Made in the USA T-Shirt featuring a red slash through a gun sight's crosshairs) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/stop-the-glorification-of-violence-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.500521273 The act of violence against Gabrielle Giffords was inexcusable, and in its aftermath Rep. Giffords is striving to recover. Show a unity of support for Rep. Giffords in the face of the violence against her, and share your wish that she get well soon, with this bumper sticker featuring a design of the Arizona state flag. http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.500521273 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/4-out-of-5-philosophers-reject-appeals-to-authority-shirt?partner=irregularwear Make your professor smile with this t-shirt that uses an appeal to authority in encouragement of nonconformity. This t-shirt is ethically made without sweatshop labor in the USA by American Apparel. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/4-out-of-5-philosophers-reject-appeals-to-authority-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/arizonaendtheviolencebutton.html Enough shootings. Enough rampages. Enough violence. Enough. End the Violence, Arizona. http://irregulartimes.com/arizonaendtheviolencebutton.html http://irregulartimes.com/joemanchingiantsquidbutton.html Senator Joe Manchin may call himself a Democrat, but you know, I could CALL myself a Giant Squid. Doesn't make it true. Joe Manchin is a conservative, through and through. He doesn't act like a Democrat. Why should we call him one? http://irregulartimes.com/joemanchingiantsquidbutton.html http://irregulartimes.com/slashthroughmarcorubio.html Marco Rubio's senatorial career has been plagued by a conservatism that runs counter to the need for liberty and justice in Florida and America. Dump Marco Rubio from the U.S. Senate. http://irregulartimes.com/slashthroughmarcorubio.html http://irregulartimes.com/ihonorgabriellegiffordsbutton.html Despite her Blue Dog political record, Gabrielle Giffords' choice to enter public service was a progressive act, an affirmation that people can make a difference through the enaction of policy. Honor Rep. Giffords and her choice for civic action with this I Honor Gabrielle Giffords button. http://irregulartimes.com/ihonorgabriellegiffordsbutton.html http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.499553618 Golly gee. I know that Mitt Romney's handlers are readying him for a 2012 presidential run, but have they considered the problem that cardboard cutouts aren't eligible for office? What a sticky wicket that is. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.499553618 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/do-what-i-say-because-blah-blah-blah-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear The ultimate authority figure, a blank gesticulating man in a business suit, stands by the classic authoritarian words: do what I say because blah, blah, blah. Just blank it out. (ironic anti-authoritarian t-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/do-what-i-say-because-blah-blah-blah-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.463449305 Dan Quayle's boy has been shot into the Congress out of Arizona. Hoo boy. Ready for another round of dim? (Anti-Quayle bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/irregularstates.463449305 http://www.zazzle.com/4_out_of_5_philosophers_bumper_sticker-128456242454109667 4 out of 5 Philosophers reject appeals to authority ... and so should you! (wink) http://www.zazzle.com/4_out_of_5_philosophers_bumper_sticker-128456242454109667 http://www.zazzle.com/patriotism_is_real_estate_sticker_bumper_sticker-128196388513515373 Patriotism is Often an Arbitrary Veneration of Real Estate Above Principles. Quotation from George Jean Nathan http://www.zazzle.com/patriotism_is_real_estate_sticker_bumper_sticker-128196388513515373 http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.494428411 Senator Bernard Sanders is not a Democrat, but he is definitely a democrat, busy working to uphold the principles of liberal democracy. Bernie Sanders is an Independent who is independent, not afraid to call a fraud a fraud on the floor of the Senate, whether that fraud is a billionaire tax cut or a sweatshop-promoting piece of legislation. If you're going to vote democratic, Bernard Sanders is the perfect choice for President in 2012. (Bernie Sanders 2012 bumper sticker) http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.494428411 http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.494935900 On this postcard, Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont says: It makes no sense to us to be giving huge tax breaks to the richest people in this country -- literally millionaires and billionaires -- and driving up the national debt so our kids can pay more in taxes in order to pay off that debt. This is a transfer of wealth. It is Robin Hood in reverse. ... well said, Bernie Sanders. Wouldn't you like your president to say something like that? There's a way to make it happen. How about Bernie Sanders for President in 2012? http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.494935900 http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.495056362 You know, we liberals elected Barack Obama President in 2008 on the basis of a promise he made not to extend tax cuts for billionaires. What's he doing? Helping Republicans pass tax cuts for billionaires! That's why in 2012, Obama has lost my vote. http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.495056362 http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.495061122 Support the Sanders campaign and the sensible, people-centered (dare I say caring?) politics that Bernie Sanders stands for. Don't let it be assumed that you support the good Senator from Vermont. Let people KNOW you support Bernie Sanders' economic populism as we head into 2012. 2012! http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.495061122 http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.437608905 This bumper sticker responds to the Tea Party protests where people have spit on other people, have shouted out racist and anti-gay epithets, and have called for armed insurrection to replace democracy. If you're going to call a Tea Party, you'll have to be more polite to the people you've invited. Goodness! (Civil Discourse bumper sticker against Tea Party extremes) http://www.cafepress.com/theproudliberal.437608905 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/bernie-sanders-speaks-for-me?partner=irregularwear Let the world know: when Senator Bernie Sanders speaks on the struggles of America's working people and decries the billionaire tax cut forged by Barack Obama and the Republicans, Bernie Sanders Speaks for Me! (Made in the USA t-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/bernie-sanders-speaks-for-me?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.494091735 Republican voters are spreading the word that Mike Pence is not their ideal presidential candidate by putting up these Republicans Against Pence bumper stickers on their cars and letting others see the words as they drive around town. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.494091735 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.492735464 Krampus, the mischevious and uncontrolled spirit of winter holiday revelry, greets you in the snow covered woods -- no, no lamppost -- on the front of this postcard design. When you send a Krampus card, you show that you have a broader appreciation of the season, more than just a bit of Ho Ho Ho. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.492735464 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/w-no-we-don-t-miss-you-yet-george-shirt?partner=irregularwear What's to miss about George W. Bush? The two wars? Still got 'em. The massive debt? Still got it. The paranoid homeland security state? Still with us. Why the heck should we miss W when the burdens he threw on our backs are still there? No, W, we don't miss you yet. Not at all. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/w-no-we-don-t-miss-you-yet-george-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.zazzle.com/schonen_krampustag_key_chain_keychain-146622101012358589 A bit of holly and ivy (two more pagan symbols) flank the head of Krampus, the Yuletide creature who punishes children with a birch switch or even a dunk in the river. Christmas, nothing: this is one of the original reasons for the season. http://www.zazzle.com/schonen_krampustag_key_chain_keychain-146622101012358589 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.492168111 Greetings from Krampus, the ancient horned lord of misrule, the spirit of Saturnalia, a carryover of Bacchus and Dionysius and even the mischievous Loki. Krampus is Santa's shadow self at Christmas time across the world from Austria to Argentina. Celebrate another Reason for the Season with this Krampus ornament for the Yuletide. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.492168111 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/gruss-vom-krampus-christmas-beastie-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Grus vom Krampus! That's what the Austrians say on Krampus Tag, a day that is quickly becoming Krampus Day worldwide on December 5. The Krampus, a strange horned goat figure that is not Christian in origin, deals out judgment against children who are naughty come wintertime. Krampus is another of the many reasons for the season. Celebrate Krampus Day with this lighthearted version of the creepy li'l fella. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/gruss-vom-krampus-christmas-beastie-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.490671846 Let people know that the stereotype of violent Islam is not universally applicable. You are a Muslim for Peace -- advertise it with this distinctive Muslims for Peace bumper sticker, featuring the peace symbol under a green crescent and star. http://www.cafepress.com/timeforpeace.490671846 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/muslims-for-peace-tshirt?partner=irregularwear Incorporating the crescent and star of Islam and the worldwide peace symbol, this design (available on t-shirts, long-sleeved shirts, reusable grocery tote bags and even baby onesies) shows the unification of the two concepts both theoretically and empirically in your person. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/muslims-for-peace-tshirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/and-you-re-worried-about-the-f-word-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear There are wars raging. There are hundres of thousands of people dying. There are cities being razed, and you're worried about someone dropping an F-bomb? There are many things worse than foul words. This T-shirt is made ethically and sweatshop-free in the USA by American Apparel. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/and-you-re-worried-about-the-f-word-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/oil-is-not-my-addiction-of-choice Expanding exploration and drilling for oil is a funny way of breaking our addiction to oil. It's kind of like the alcoholic treating his alcoholism with a bottle of bourbon. Let's break the addiction by ending the addictive behavior. Stand up and say it out loud: Oil is not my Addiction of Choice! http://skreened.com/irregularwear/oil-is-not-my-addiction-of-choice http://irregulartimes.com/friendsdontletfriendsvoterepublican.html We know that friends don't let friends drive drunk. So why would friends let friends drive the country into a ditch? Well, they shouldn't. Friends don't let friends vote Republican. http://irregulartimes.com/friendsdontletfriendsvoterepublican.html http://irregulartimes.com/proudliberalamericanstarsbutton.html Don't let the Republicans steal the flag. Wear this red white and blue button on your jeans jacket to show off your identity as a proud liberal. http://irregulartimes.com/proudliberalamericanstarsbutton.html http://irregulartimes.com/denniskucinich2012redflagbutton.html Want a real liberal in the DC? Then Support Dennis Kucinich for office in 2012! http://irregulartimes.com/denniskucinich2012redflagbutton.html http://skreened.com/irregularwear/lincoln-would-be-ashamed-of-republicans-today?partner=irregularwear If he were alive to see the Republican Party in the state it's in today, Abraham Lincoln would be ashamed. Express your disapproval of the narrow-minded direction of today's Republican leadership with this made-in-the-USA t-shirt featuring a visibly frustrated President Lincoln. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/lincoln-would-be-ashamed-of-republicans-today?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/tsa-grope-lousy-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Got a problem with the Transportation Security Agency unreasonable search program at airports? Show your disdain with humor: The TSA Groped my Groin and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt! http://skreened.com/irregularwear/tsa-grope-lousy-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://irregulartimes.com/saturnreasonfortheseasonbutton.html Lately, Christian fundamentalists in America have been devoting a lot of time to the pretense that the entire month of December is somehow reserved for Jesus Christ, who they call the Reason for the Season. The thing is, long before Christmas was ever celebrated, there was a Roman holiday called Saturnalia celebrating the god Saturn. From Saturnalia come many of the holiday traditions that people associated with Christmas. Really, if you want to think about it, Saturn is the Original Reason for the Season. http://irregulartimes.com/saturnreasonfortheseasonbutton.html http://www.zazzle.com/keep_saturn_in_saturnalia_bumper_sticker-128189153826959206?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 The original reason for the season in December is Saturnalia, the holiday feast dedicated to the Roman god of Saturn. When Christians demand you remember the Reason for the Season, let them know you already do. (Saturnalia Bumper sticker from Zazzle) http://www.zazzle.com/keep_saturn_in_saturnalia_bumper_sticker-128189153826959206?gl=irregulargoods&rf=238488188508234453 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/keep-saturn-in-saturnalia-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Once upon a time, some people celebrated Christmas in December. For a long, long time before that, people celebrated Saturnalia in December. The original December holiday was a days-long feast for the Roman god of time, agriculture and the golden period of Roman prosperity, a god named Saturn. Keep the holiday real. Keep Saturn in Saturnalia. (Made in the USA t-shirt) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/keep-saturn-in-saturnalia-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/abraham-lincoln-on-protest-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. So said Abraham Lincoln, calling Americans to acts of dissent when their government does wrong. (Quote on Cowardice and Protest by Abraham Lincoln on a shirt made in the USA) http://skreened.com/irregularwear/abraham-lincoln-on-protest-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://skreened.com/irregularwear/happy-saturnalia-winter-holiday-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear Long before the first Christmas, the end of December marked the holiday called Saturnalia, a feast of the Roman god Saturn who not only was the father of Jupiter but also cast his favor upon Roman agriculture. That's why we mark the end of the year with pictures of an old guy with a sickle, in case you were wondering. Celebrate your own December holidays with this shirt that features tree ornaments along with wishes for a Happy Saturnalia. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/happy-saturnalia-winter-holiday-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.488203113 This bumper sticker adopts the design of the sort of industrial warning used for caustic substances or explosives, but allows you to contrast the Heretic On Board! declaration with your wonderful, warm, awfully nice heretical self. See? They just passed a heretic on the highway, and no one died or turned into a toad. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.488203113 http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.488191943 Sarah Palin is on the record with two major news outlets, declaring her belief that she can win the presidency in 2012 and that she's thinking about trying just that. The consequences for the United States of America would be disastrous, not least because Sarah Palin has a predilection for saying things that just aren't so. To stop truth decay, say no to Sarah Palin in 2012. http://www.cafepress.com/nogop2008.488191943 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/american-freedom-blue-screen-of-death This t-shirt takes on the color and font of the famous computer Blue Screen of Death, but instead of a monitor crashing it's the whole country. The error message reads: A problem has been detected and freedom in the system has been shut down. If this is the first time you have seen this error,check to be sure your eyes are open and that you have adequate vision. If this error appears again, follow these steps: Check the user manual for your model country and all necessary amendments for instruction in the exercise of free speech, assembly, petition and press. If a search function is being exercised, consult manual Amendment 4. Be sure system options such as caching or shadowing are turned off. In case of full arrest, disable BIAS options and enable SAFE mode. Consult Help Desk to deploy habeas corpus and a speedy trial with jury of peers. Some restrictions and exclusions apply. To prevent further damage to your country, try rebooting the system. Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail? http://skreened.com/irregularwear/american-freedom-blue-screen-of-death http://skreened.com/irregularwear/real-change-green-party-t-shirt It's time to rethink the Obama presidency, which makes it time to rethink the Obama logo. Are you looking for a real progressive change? Real Change means the Green Party this time around. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/real-change-green-party-t-shirt http://skreened.com/environment/when-an-old-tree-dies-plant-two-shirt When an old tree dies, plant two new trees. If we all applied this simple doubling rule in our stewardship of the Earth, our land would be reforested and our world born anew. http://skreened.com/environment/when-an-old-tree-dies-plant-two-shirt http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.486742376 Do you know that saying of Benjamin Franklin, about how beer is proof that God loves us as wants us to be happy? Well, he didn't actually say that, which you'd only notice if you were wide awake and sipping on a cup of coffee. If there is a god, then caffeine is proof that this God wants us to be jittery, irritable and wide awake. http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.486742376 http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.486865776 The time has come again when the Democratic Party needs a leader to take it in a new direction. We almost listened to Howard Dean before. We might want to listen to him again. The time has come to draft Howard Dean as a Democratic Party presidential candidate for 2012. http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.486865776 http://www.zazzle.com/take_back_the_house_tshirt-235651201866980337 Don't despair, liberal and progressive Democrats. Did you know that most of the Democrats who lost re-election were conservative Blue Dogs? The Democratic Party is more liberal than before, liberalism is resurgent and we are primed to Take Back the House on Election Day 2012. http://www.zazzle.com/take_back_the_house_tshirt-235651201866980337 http://www.zazzle.com/vote_republican_are_you_joking_sticker-217796842755713452 Vote for the Republicans? The ones who busted the budget? The ones who started needless war? The ones who reward their rich friends? Are you joking? Seriously, you must be joking. http://www.zazzle.com/vote_republican_are_you_joking_sticker-217796842755713452 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/keep-your-elephant-out-of-my-bedroom-t-shirt The GOP is pretty creepy, don't you think? It's always sticking its long, fleshy protruberances around in other people's business, nosing around in other people's bedrooms. Didn't anyone teach the Republicans about privacy when they were growing up? Tell the Republican Party to keep their elephant out of your bedroom! American Apparel t-shirt, made in the USA. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/keep-your-elephant-out-of-my-bedroom-t-shirt http://irregulartimes.com/thinkthumb.html The fundamental basis of liberal politics is thought. Promote liberalism in American politics, just by asking people to Think. http://irregulartimes.com/thinkthumb.html http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.485756738 Show your support for Russ Feingold as he runs for office -- either re-election to the Senate in 2012, or the higher office of the president. http://www.cafepress.com/votedem2012.485756738 http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.476589153 In this ceramic Xmas ornament design, Santa Claus stands at the North Pole holding a sign with a Republican Elephant crossed out. Santa knows who's been bad and who's been good. He knows that it's time for the Republican Party to go. (Anti-Republican Christmas Ornament) http://www.cafepress.com/irregulargoods.476589153 http://skreened.com/irregularwear/the-solstice-is-the-reason-for-the-season-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear When proselytizing fundamentalists insist that you quot;Remember that Jesus is the Reason for the Seasonquot; this December, remind them of the real reason for the season. The solstice, created by the tilted Earth revolving around the Sun, is the reason for the season, and science is the reason we understand the season. American Apparel t-shirt, Made in the USA. http://skreened.com/irregularwear/the-solstice-is-the-reason-for-the-season-t-shirt?partner=irregularwear