Organic Cotton T-Shirts: Godless America!

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This page displays t-shirts with messages embracing a secular, rational, human-centered approach to life, affirming atheists, agnostics, pagtans, skeptics, humanists, freethinkers, and others marginalized by the prudish, preening, pushy conservative fundamentalist Christian minority.

Why wear an organic shirt? Well, we work from our own experience. Although we at Irregular Times love wearing punchy progressive t-shirts out in public to annoy the regressive elements of our society into submission, we've always felt a twinge as we did so. The problem has been twofold. First, most t-shirts are made in sweatshops where workers aren't paid enough to live on. Second, t-shirts tend to use cotton farmed using environmentally insensitive techniques. Sad, but true. And how odd, we thought, that one might wear a progressive garment that was not produced progressively.

Cognitive dissonance is not fun. So we are incredibly happy to report that we've found a way to offer progressive t-shirts from a no-sweatshop operation (American Apparel) that are made of organic cotton. You can wear these shirts knowing that you are a progressive in deed as well as word, helping socially-responsible garment outfits to thrive.

Keep in mind that these are designed as "stylish" organic shirts, which in non-coded language means they tend toward the small. If you're worried about that sort of thing, we recommend you order a size up.

What a Friend We Have in Cheeses T-shirt

What a Friend We Have in Cheeses T-shirt

Jesus Died for your Shins Organic T-Shirt

Jesus Died for your Shins Organic T-Shirt

Cod Lips America Organic Cotton T-Shirt

Cod Lips America Organic Cotton T-Shirt

Definition of Heathen Organic T-Shirt

Definition of Heathen Organic T-Shirt

Proudly Going to Hell Organic T-Shirt

Proudly Going to Hell Organic T-Shirt

A Dozen To Go (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)

A Dozen To Go (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)

Organic Jesus Cigarettes Cotton T-Shirt

Organic Jesus Cigarettes Cotton T-Shirt

Godless School T-Shirt

Godless School T-Shirt

Why Blind Faith Organic Cotton Tee

Why Blind Faith Organic Cotton Tee

Organic Pro-Science T-Shirt

Organic Pro-Science T-Shirt


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