I was congratulated for having the good fortune to tell strangers what I do in the privacy of my home, so that they can tell marketers how to sell stuff to me.
The album the song was pulled from was called Reiki – Hands of Light. The advertisement was for Mobile Strike, a video game featuring the likeness of Arnold Schwarzenegger, in which the player bombs and shoots dead as many enemy soldiers as possible.
Where the perfection comes in is that the Quip toothbrush owner pays $5 – or more – every three months in order to get those replacement toothbrush heads. That’s a higher cost than what people pay for entire toothbrushes that last longer than the Quip parts.