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Conspiracy Theorists Declare Fire-Fighting Airplane to be No-Doubt Proof of ChemTrails

“ChemTrail” conspiracy theorist Tom posted the following comment to an unrelated article yesterday:

more evidence to shrug off and explain away chemtrails:

http://beforeitsnews.com/chemtrails/2013/07/no-doubt-chemtrail-proof-for-the-sheep-who-call-them-contrails-2431040.html

Tom writes his words sarcastically, but I repeat them literally: Yes, I “shrug off” that article. Why? because its headline proclaims “No Doubt Chemtrail Proof,” then offers up the following photo:

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United Airlines Tosses Passenger Carry On Bags For Credit Card Profit

With Priority Boarding, you have to give up your bag, because United Airlines cares more about making quick profits from credit card late fees than it cares about providing reasonable service for most of its customers. [...]

Virginia Beach Under Military Attack

No F/A-18 Hornet has ever been used to defend the soil of the United States of America from foreign military or terrorist attack. These dangerous machines are tools of unnecessary overseas adventurism. They should be grounded – permanently. [...]

They Had To Pee! Homeland Security Responds With F-16 Fighters

Unconfirmed reports suggest that the people may have “locked themselves in the bathroom”, but anonymous sources within the transportation industry implied that everybody locks the door to the bathroom when on an airplane, as that’s the only way to keep the door from swinging open. [...]

116 days left before “certain” attack on U.S. Homeland: Cigarette?

On February 2, 2010, leaders of the civilian and military intelligence agencies of the U.S. Government went before the Senate Intelligence Committee to proclaim with unanimity that an attempted terrorist attack on the “U.S. Homeland” within six months was “certain.”

There are 116 days left before August 2, the end of this period. Has there [...]

Homeland Security Didn’t Stop Anti-Government Terrorist

Joseph Andrew Stack, an anti-government, anti-IRS, anti-tax personality who would have blended in well at Tea Party protests, intentionally flew his airplane into an office building in Austin that contained an IRS office. What’s the point of all this Homeland Security stuff, when it doesn’t even protect people from terrorist attacks like this? [...]

Homeland Security Crashes Upon San Diego

The Homeland in San Diego is on fire. We can stamp out the source of that flame, if we are willing to live in courage instead of the cowardice that flinches behind the greatest arsenal ever created. [...]