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Protecting America From Beach Shirts

I just had a strange man rub his hands all over my upper body. It was not a physical encounter I had requested.

I was checking in at the airport, for a flight to return home from a vacation at the beach. I was wearing a loose shirt I had on me to keep cool […]

At The Airport

The Denver Airport Conspiracy Finally Unmasked

The general idea is that the Denver International Airport is filled with New World Order Illuminati Masonic Satanic symbols. […]

What Should We Call the TSA Warrantless Scan and Patdown Procedure?

Referring to the Transportation Security Agency’s “program of naked body scans and bodily invasive patdowns without a warrant” is a bit cumbersome. There’s got to be a name we can call the TSA airport search escalation that’s catchy, quick and evocative of something nasty. What should it be?

Kissing Joins Honey As A Homeland Security Threat

When the government’s security measures result in a kiss being interpreted as a national emergency, a potential terrorist threat, it’s a sign that the security has gone much too far. […]

Homeland Security Protects You From Yummy Honey!

The Homeland Security line of defense amounts to TSA agents who faint at the smell of honey. That’s what happened at the airport in Bakersfield, California yesterday. […]

Obama Fails To Confront Fear

When he was campaigning to become President last year, Barack Obama promised to put an end to the politics of fear. However, in his reaction to the failed attack by Abdulmutallab, Obama has fully embraced the politics of fear. […]

Heroes Face Down Fake Ordeals

My favorite line from the story, came from the “hero” who had to grapple with a fake bomb: “Anybody who doesn’t stare me in the face, I get a little nervous with.” […]

One Homeland Idiocy Down…

Can we please cut the Code Orange, please? Isn’t it time that we all deserved a little Code Aquamarine, or Code Taupe, or Code Periwinkle? […]

Plane Stupid Strikes Again

Members of the UK protest group Plane Stupid have struck again, shutting down London’s Stansted airport in protest of government inaction on climate change. […]