1. Dear Lord, could you replace my current refrigerator with an exact replica? 2. I would be eternally in your debt, God, if you would move that rock on the far side of the moon six inches to the left. 3. O Great and Mighty Ruler of the Universe, does today’s Lotto number begin with […]
Two weeks after receiving my Ohio absentee ballot in the mail, it is still sitting on my bookshelf, waiting to be filled out. At the presidential level, I am still undecided between candidates Barack Obama, Ralph Nader and Brian Moore. I’ve been reading your thoughts on the substance of the candidates’ merits, but beyond their […]
“I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear.”
— Sarah Palin, October 2 2008
Gwen Ifill: Could you talk to me about the relationship between bankruptcy and the mortgage crisis?
Sarah Palin: Let me talk to you about Alaska! In Alaska, we have snow! Also, no penguins! But, although, unless, and! Alaska, darn it!