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Nibiru Doomsday in the Time of Trump

So, a man named David Meade says that there’s a prophecy in the Christian Bible that warns that a mysterious planet called Nibiru will appear in the sky on September 23 this year, and will crash into the Earth and kill us all in October.

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Matthew 25:35-36, the Trump Version

For I was hungry and you called me a liar and a criminal, I was thirsty and you poured me a glass of pollutants, I was a stranger and you banned me from the country, I was naked and you groped me, I was sick

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!