When a person says they see something that looks like a human being turned into a wolf, but you’re looking for sightings of a large hairy ape, categorize the sighting as a large hairy ape. After all, a werewolf and a bigfoot both have lots of hair.
Perhaps all the bigfoot fly up to the moon to die, which is why we never see their dead bodies. That also explains why we’ve stopped flying to the Moon. Bigfoot won’t let us land.
“Looking at you I bet people are thinking they’re going to be interested in Jesus Christ through you because of the way you look: this red-headed Sasquatch for Jesus!” — Sarah Palin, June 8 2008
Bigfoot was filled with road kill, reads the headline. How sad that we humans in our ever-encroaching ways have pushed the Bigfoot out of their natural habitat and taken away the grubs and berries on which they previously fed. With a nonzero instantaneous possibility that
Bigfoot claim a fake, ex-enthusiast says That’s what the headline says, and the headline says it all. You just need to read between and around the words. “Bigfoot.” See, even the headline acknowledges the existence of Bigfoot. The implicit word in the sentence, “is,” is