When a person says they see something that looks like a human being turned into a wolf, but you’re looking for sightings of a large hairy ape, categorize the sighting as a large hairy ape. After all, a werewolf and a bigfoot both have lots of hair.
Perhaps all the bigfoot fly up to the moon to die, which is why we never see their dead bodies. That also explains why we’ve stopped flying to the Moon. Bigfoot won’t let us land.
“Looking at you I bet people are thinking they’re going to be interested in Jesus Christ through you because of the way you look: this red-headed Sasquatch for Jesus!” — Sarah Palin, June 8 2008