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Bill Clinton and Project Bluebeam

Yesterday, a reader named Jamie visited our article about Homo capensis conspiracy theories. Homo capensis is supposed to be a species of big-brained alien-human hybrids that hide behind the scenes, pulling the strings, enslaving Homo sapiens.

Jamie agreed that the Homo capensis idea was quite silly, but for a reason I wasn’t expecting: The political [...]

Senator Pat Roberts, still fighting the Prude Wars of 1996

In the 112th Congress, Pat Roberts has voted to throw people into prison forever without charges, and to throw other people into prison for engaging in speech that Pat Roberts doesn’t like.

Should we be surprised that such a zealous, punitive man is still trying to impeach Bill Clinton?

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Republicans Fight For Gay Rights Against Democrats

For the Democrats, the gutlessness of Obama and his allies in Congress is more damaging than Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky. [...]

Obamas To Gardeners: Eat Shit

It’s been almost 20 years since the Clintons sprayed this polluted gunk all over the White House lawn, but the poisonous chemicals seem to still be there. [...]

John Yoo (And Clinton Too): Constitution, Schmonstitution. We've Got Deference!

Lest you think that the effort to weaken 4th Amendment protections against warrantless search and seizure began with the Protect America Act of 2007 and FISA Amendments Act of 2008, let’s go all the way back to 2001. On September 25, 2001, Deputy Assistant Attorney General John Yoo wrote a memo, a memo released to [...]

Billions of Gallons of Palin Toxic Waste Still Ooze Around Belugas

Let’s not just blame Sarah Palin for the troubles of the Cook Inlet belugas. Remember that Endangered Species Act protections for the Cook Inlet belugas were first requested in 1999. President Bill Clinton had almost two years to act on that request, but he failed to do so. [...]

Bluegrass Obama from Chip (Even if You’re White)

Chip from Athens, Georgia writes the lyrics to a Bluegrass Obama song that tickles me (you’ll have to imagine the music):

Bluegrass Obama He’s the man, He’ll fix our country I know he can, Don’t listen to the Clintons, they ain’t so bright, You can vote for Obama even if you’re whiiite…. That’s right, You [...]