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T-Shirt Designers Against Soybean Abortion … Now!

But somebody shucked the little fella anyway. He’s edamame now! Salt him and put him in a bowl with the rest.

His mom is just a vegetable, anyway, although former Senator Bill Frist swears that if you look at video of a soybean field long enough, you can see evidence of intentional movement.