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What Will Kill us All This Year?

Bird Flu? That’s so 2005. Swine flu? Two years past the post and no more or less dangerous than regular flu. Satanic cults? Since 1987, they have gone completely underground, surfacing only on occasion to engage in ritualistic mass torture of algae. I know that

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!