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Palinism of the Day: Putin's Levitating Head Where, Where? In Alaska!

“It’s very important, when, when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and, and, uh, comes into the airspace of the United States America, where, where do they go? It’s Alaska! It’s just right over the border.”

— Sarah Palin, September 25 2008, explaining again why living in Alaska [...]

Don’t bring your laptop across the American border

There is no requirement that the owners of electronic equipment be suspected of any crime or any other form of wrongdoing. Homeland Security will take your computer at will, without explanation, just because it wants to, and you might never get it back. [...]

Terrorists Are Infiltrating the USA With Non-Terrorist Terrorists!

Once you accept the truth of what Secretary Chertoff is saying, it becomes plain that terrorists are flooding across the borders into the United States every day. The new generations of terrorists look like non-terrorists, see. They have legitimate passports, and they’ve never committed any act of terrorism, or even been caught associating with terrorists. That’s how you know they’re terrorists. [...]

Kooky Congressman Ted Poe Proposes Invading Mexico

Poe invoked the story of General Pershing’s authorization to invade Mexico as an example of what he thought would make sensible policy today. Representative Poe then described Mexico as an enemy of the sort the U.S. military confronted in World War II in the form of Nazi Germany. [...]

There is No Border Fence in San Diego! Aaaah!

I was tickled when I visited YouTube this morning to see J. Clifford’s North American Union Superhighway video. It’s a bit of Blair Witchy satire mocking the idea that there exists some secret incipient North American Union — and pointing out that there are many highways and byways connecting the countries of North America already. [...]