Yes, Officer, a boulder. A granite boulder, headed down I-681. No, Officer, I’m sure it was not a person dressed as a granite boulder. No, Officer, I know my schist when I see it. No, Officer, I didn’t mean anything personal by that. Well, that’s the thing, Officer, this was not your standard run-of-the-mill [...]
The Boulder Institute of Sustainability proved unsustainable. I wonder what its members are studying now.
if you’re a child living in Boulder, and one of your parents speaks out in favor of divorce in public, you’re not allowed at the Sacred Heart of Jesus School. If you speak out in public in favor of contraception, your child cannot attend the Sacred Heart of Jesus School. [...]