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GOP Joe Miller Sez Turn America Into East Germany, Goes Stasi on Reporter

“If East Germany can do it, we can do it!” — Joe Miller

Yes, Republican candidate for Senate Joe Miller actually spoke those words yesterday, asking his audience in Alaska why America can’t build its own Berlin Wall.

There are two aspects to Joe Miller’s admiration of East Germany and its very special border fence [...]

Christine O’Donnell, You Are Not Me

If Christine O’Donnell is me, then she’s married to my wife. That would mean that she supports same sex marriage, and last time I checked, Christine O’Donnell is against marriage equality. [...]

An Unsmiling Presidential Candidate Against Satan

Republican presidential candidate Mosheh Thezion claims to have developed a “unifying field theory”< "/i> during an early period in his life, in order to escape the anguish of his unrequited love for a woman he now refers to as “Tonya the lesbian”. [...]

Wayne Allyn Root Campaigns Against Ron Paul, For Himself

If Ron Paul gets kicked out by Tea Party activists aligned with Wayne Allyn Root, then a replacement will come in who likely will be much less friendly to the Libertarians. [...]

Carter Ready To Be President Again

On Saturday, presidential candidate Willie Carter held a breakfast fundraiser at Norma’s Cafe in Dallas, Texas. [...]

Unity08 Resurrects Itself in Bid for Big Money, Rewriting the Past

You may remember Unity08, the political corporation dedicated to railing against big money while pursuing big donations, railing against lobbyists while putting lobbyists in key leadership positions, railing against the erosion of democracy while forbidding criticism of it, and getting its leaders good seats for the inauguration of its very own President of the United [...]

Newt Gingrich Considering Run For President!!

Amazing news for the 2012 presidential election: Newt Gingrich is considering running for the Republican nomination for President of the United States! In related news:

- Bill Bradley is considering playing professional basketball again – The Jackson 5, um, Jackson 4, are considering making an entry into the 2010 Summer Music Clinic Boy Band Competition [...]

Deborah Honeycutt Incoherent On Health Care

What kind of “government restrictions” prevent physicians from helping people who lack the money to pay for adequate health care? Does Deborah Honeycutt think that there is a government regulation that forbids physicians to help people pay for medical treatment? [...]

1 Page, Bullet Points, Sourced: Provide Your Congressional Candidate with Details Regarding the FISA Amendments Act

Earlier this month, I unsuccessfully attempted to ascertain congressional candidate Mary Jo Kilroy’s position regarding the FISA Amendments Act, the new law permitting unlimited warrantless searches, seizures and surveillance for periods of up to 67 days. Kilroy demurred from providing a specific response, indicating that she wasn’t sufficiently familiar with the details of the FISA [...]

Barack Obama Reveals That He Is The Instrument of God’s Will

You know, when George W. Bush declared on July 9, 2004 that “God speaks through me,” we gave him a hard time for it, as well we should have. History is littered with the debris of disasters made by leaders who considered themselves instruments of the Divine. Appeals to the notion that one is being [...]

Bob Barr Cosponsored Legislation to Take Away Citizenship from American-Born Babies. How is Taking Away Rights Libertarian?

As I noted yesterday, since Barack Obama knifed the Constitution in the back with his pro-FISA flip flop, people have been writing to me with advice about how I should switch my vote to Bob Barr for President. See, they tell me, Bob Barr is the Libertarian Party candidate, and so he will be a [...]