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Nylon and Cotton are Part of the Reality-Based Community

You know, at some point after careful empirical review you might want to recognize that your Morgellons is the fuzzies from your coat. Or not. Citizens for Legitimate Government has the right to dissociate itself from the Reality-Based Community… but I don’t have to read

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Rearrange the Face of the FBI Crime Clock

The FBI Crime Clock brings a feeling of urgency to crime statistics by declaring that in 2009, there was “One murder every 34.5 minutes” in the United States. By not figuring in the size of the population in 2009 — some 307 million people —

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Touchers And The Flu

We all get infected with viruses every now and then, feel rotten for a little bit, and then get better and move on with our lives. However, on this matter, I agree with the CDC.

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?