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CryptoMuseum

Alas, I couldn’t find Avon Street.

Should I search for it?

The prize may be “actual hair samples of Abominable Snowmen, Bigfoot, Yowie, and Orang Pendek” or “fecal matter from a small Yeti.”

Silence On Orang Pendek DNA Tests

The Centre for Fortean Zoology has stopped reporting on the orang pendek expedition altogether. No news of the results of the DNA tests have been released. Why? [...]

Orang Pendek Spotted?

one possible explanation that the expedition doesn’t seem to have considered is that what they saw was an orang… utan or another kind of ape, like a siamang. Both are quite capable of walking away on two legs. [...]

Which Is The Cameron Lake Monster?

Identify the photograph that is supposed to show the Cameron Lake monster. Your prize if you get it right: A free membership in the Canadian Cryptozoological Society of Canada. [...]

Lost Fortean Expedition Found!

Earlier this month, an expedition from the United Kingdom left for the island of Sumatra. All they had to do was take a simple series of flights, and take some ground transportation to their final destination and yet, they disappeared. The expedition’s headquarters back in the U.K. failed to receive its expected message announcing the [...]

The Cryptocryptozoologists of Sumatra

Fortean John Downes reported, “I have not heard a dickybird from them since they left, but one has to assume that everything is OK.” [...]

Human Hunting Super Eagle Lived in New Zealand

Scientific analysis of the remains of what is known as Haast’s eagle show that it would have been easily capable of attacking, killing and carrying off human children. [...]

Searching for Orang Pendek

Tracking the Center for Fortean Zoology is like watching children pretend to be spies – completely implausible, but rather fun. [...]

How To Become A Cryptozoologist

When a person says they see something that looks like a human being turned into a wolf, but you’re looking for sightings of a large hairy ape, categorize the sighting as a large hairy ape. After all, a werewolf and a bigfoot both have lots of hair. [...]

Japanese Prove The Yeti Wears High Heels!

Local legends say that the yeti can often be heard on cold winter nights, howling for something black and strappy. [...]

Parsing the Bigfoot Headline for Hidden Meaning

Bigfoot claim a fake, ex-enthusiast says

That’s what the headline says, and the headline says it all. You just need to read between and around the words.

“Bigfoot.” See, even the headline acknowledges the existence of Bigfoot. The implicit word in the sentence, “is,” is missing from the sentence of the headline. Clearly the author [...]