If God is all things, then God is an alcoholic.
If God is an alcoholic, then if he wants to recover he has to submit to a higher power.
If God does not admit there is a higher power, then he is in denial.
Someone needs to tell God that denial is not a river [...]
In a packed news conference on Thursday, December 18, President-Elect Barack Obama was asked by a reporter to explain his decision to have Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad deliver God’s invocation at his Inauguration — despite Ahmadinejad’s declarations that the Holocaust is a myth and public chants of “Death to Israel.” A transcript follows:
Reporter: Good [...]
What is wrong with our nation?
You’ll have to forgive me for sharing some late-breaking news. I say “late-breaking” not because the hour in the day is late, but because the news itself occurred last week: White House Spokeswoman Dana Perino has flatly denied that the Bush administration has inflicted or been a party [...]