For half a decade now, the self-proclaimed prophet Linda Newkirk has been sending us her lamentations and predictions for the future. In 2009, Newkirk declared that the Messiah had been in training to set goat-people free for 42 months and would soon be revealed. In
Lucky me, I am NOT under penalty of law, so I can let my dog poop wherever it wants to.
Yeah, I’ll even mock you and your weimerammermammerwhateveritis. I’ll puff up my chest and pretend that my dog proves what a badass I am, because I have a P-U-G, and not just any pug, I’ve got the freakin’ Pug of Vengeance!