For half a decade now, the self-proclaimed prophet Linda Newkirk has been sending us her lamentations and predictions for the future. In 2009, Newkirk declared that the Messiah had been in training to set goat-people free for 42 months and would soon be revealed. In April of 2012, she declared that a massive earthquake and [...]
Lucky me, I am NOT under penalty of law, so I can let my dog poop wherever it wants to.
Yeah, I’ll even mock you and your weimerammermammerwhateveritis. I’ll puff up my chest and pretend that my dog proves what a badass I am, because I have a P-U-G, and not just any pug, I’ve got the freakin’ Pug of Vengeance! [...]
I suspect that if I were a hampster, I sure would love to have a tube of salve that could make a dog my slave. [...]
While the McCain campaign complains that Americans asking questions are not treating Sarah Palin in the regal manner a Queen deserves, consider how the McCain campaign itself thinks of Sarah Palin. John McCain’s senior adviser Charles Black described her relationship to John McCain in this way:
She’s going to learn national security at the foot [...]