Self-proclaimed religious psychic visionary Linda Newkirk has issued her latest prophecy in an e-mail blast:
“Massive Quake/Volcanic Destruction Imminent!”
Oh dear! But I’m not quite convinced it’s time to go out and buy a lava-repellent helmet. In December 2009 Linda Newkirk issued a prophecy that within just a few months, amid a wave of drug [...]
Pay attention, Harold Camping. When you make a prophecy of doom, never mention a date.
Over at my favorite entertainment site, Godlike Productions, Mark Brander displays the classic form:
New Madrid Quake To Cause Massive Inundation
Warnings about the New Madrid Fault are increasing in frequency and cannot be ignored. God is showing many people [...]
Today’s the day: According to Christian broadcaster Harold Camping, it’s Judgment Day, everybody.
Strange. There’s no earthquake or massive eruption of bodies from the Earth outside my window.
It is kind of foggy, though.
Lost in the kerfuffle about Carl Paladino’s anti-gay remarks is the reason he gave them in the first place. Carl Paladino, the Republican Party nominee for Governor of New York State, delivered virulently anti-gay remarks in New York City as part of a deal to receive an endorsement from Rabbi Yehuda Levin, the founder and [...]