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Federal Government Predicts Apocalypse Soon

The House Chaplain says that the apocalypse is coming soon. Just what are the members of the House of Representatives supposed to do with this piece of information? Provide extra funding to FEMA? Pass a resolution directing the State Department to prepare a special diplomatic mission to greet Jesus?

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?