News item: A gas explosion destroys a church in New York City, killing five out of its sixty members and three others. Fifty-five families are left homeless.
Says a parishoner of the event: ““I thank God. It was wonderful.”
Says the church’s leader of the event: “We thank God for that. The building has come […]
An update on the explosion of another oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico: although early reports suggested that the rig wasn’t vulnerable to a spill because it was shut down properly, new reports indicate an oil slick a mile long has already formed while the offshore drilling platform continues to burn. Thankfully, no one […]
There’s been another explosion on another offshore oil drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico. We’ll learn more in the hours to come: it initially looks as though this rig wasn’t drilling at the time, making damage less extensive. Hopefully there is no loss of life.
This latest incident makes even less credible the insistence […]
Doomsayers, you should have learned from the Millerites by now. William Miller made the mistake of pegging an actual date on the return of Jesus, Lord and Savior: October 23, 1844. More recently, Juval Aviv has made the mistake of predicting an imminent massive simultaneous terrorist attack on multiple U.S. cities. Juval Aviv makes this […]
According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, pressure inside jars of Bath Bombs in Spa Factory’s Aromatherapy Kit can cause them to… explode. Over a half a million jars of bath bombs somewhere around America are waiting to blow up. Mister Bin Laden, are you paying attention?
On the bright side of things, I don’t […]
If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might conclude that Cargill Meat Solutions is up to some kind of nefarious terrorist plot to attack America with a combination of explosive steaks and biological weapons delivered by hamburger. It would be our century’s equivalent of the Nazi Final Solution, only it would be called the Meat Solution instead. […]