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Miracle?

News item: A gas explosion destroys a church in New York City, killing five out of its sixty members and three others. Fifty-five families are left homeless. Says a parishoner of the event: ““I thank God. It was wonderful.” Says the church’s leader of the

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Whoda Thunk? Bath Bombs Can Blow Up

According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, pressure inside jars of Bath Bombs in Spa Factory’s Aromatherapy Kit can cause them to… explode. Over a half a million jars of bath bombs somewhere around America are waiting to blow up. Mister Bin Laden, are you

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The Terrorist Meat Solution?

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might conclude that Cargill Meat Solutions is up to some kind of nefarious terrorist plot to attack America with a combination of explosive steaks and biological weapons delivered by hamburger. It would be our century’s equivalent of the Nazi Final Solution, only it would be called the Meat Solution instead.

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?