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What Daddy Doesn't Want

The online shop Zazzle will shortly announce special discounts for Father’s Day: on Friday, ties are on sale, and on Saturday, you can get $6 off an embroidered hat.

I’m not writing this to encourage you to buy your dad a tie or an embroidered hat. I’m writing this to encourage you not to buy […]

Defying God, Humanity Delivers Me No Spatula

Three months ago, I delivered the Word of God: He, in all His Grace and Glory, has determined that I should have a new spatula. In pursuance of His Will, He declared to me that He would reward all those who sent a spatula to me with Eternal Life in Heaven. But He also issued […]

Lucuma Gift Given Three Times

This owl ornament is a reminder to me that the decisions we make about what to buy and where to buy it have the potential to result in a series of gifts or a series of curses. […]