Oh, I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time. Now that I’ve done the deed, I can’t shake the feeling that I’m closer to insufferable than the sign ever was.
I certainly intend to comply. If you do it out of order, who knows what might happen.
This afternoon, I saw the following sign inside a place of business: I think what the sign means to say is that “payment is expected when services are rendered,” but that’s not what it says, and it turns out this phrase is repeated on the