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The Presidential Power of Hair Dye

K. of Washington State writes in to Irregular Times with a request:

Could you possibly offer a Robert Reich in 2016 bumper sticker?

(It’s one way of encouraging him to run. We need a good candidate with a major party affiliation. Independents like Bernard Sanders do not get elected, and he’s too old.)

Fact check: [...]

A Cat With Long Hair In The Air

Having a cat with a long hair is great for taking a tuft that has settled on the porch and blowing it back up from the palm of the hand to drift, showing the currents of air before settling back down in the same place again.

[...]

Donald Trump Wins Two Supporters for His Presidential Campaign

Donald Trump may have very expensively arranged hair. Donald Trump may conclude that “Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” Donald Trump may believe that Barack Obama materialized out of thin air.

But it’s also true that right now, the Committee to Draft Donald Trump for President has exactly two supporters.

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Where Have All The Hippies Gone?

They didn’t go anywhere. You moved to the suburbs.

Inauguration Hair Extensions

This is easily the most brazen Barack Obama inauguration commercial tie-in I’ve seen:

Change Your Hair, Change The World. Just remember that Change comes from the bottom up.

Sarah Palin, Just Like You, Spends $150,000 on Clothes

The Republicans are marketing Sarah Palin as someone who is just like you. So why is it that they spent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to make her look like someone who has more money than you could ever dream of?

The John McCain campaign has used its donations to pay for Sarah Palin [...]

Sarah Palin, Thomas Palin and the Missing American Press

Search for news articles about Palin and hair, however, and you get a whopping 3,978 results, with American reporters all over that story like, well, hair on a dog (which is not quite the same thing as lipstick on a pig). [...]

Republican National Convention Music Video: They Got Whites

There’s nothing wrong with being white. They’re something wrong with being overwhelmingly, disproportionately white in a country that is not.

This one’s white, mother That one’s white, sister You look pasty, brother You’re not tawny, man

Looks like Lawrence Welk, daughter Groove to Patsy Cline, cousin Dance to the Fox Trot, the cha cha, [...]