Today is World Naked Gardening Day, but I can’t help but think that my bare feet wouldn’t feel very good pushing a shovel into the ground.
Remember to wear green today, not orange, and not any other color… …because it’s Anti-Pagan Anti-Protestant Religious Warfare Day! May the luck of the church with the most powerful armies be with you! Kiss me! My pagan heritage was exterminated by the Catholic Church.
When I was a lad, we celebrated the holiday season by holding hands and singing carols about togetherness. We were sure to be good little children, to do exactly what our parents told us. We knew the real meaning of the season, all right. The