Remember to wear green today, not orange, and not any other color… …because it’s Anti-Pagan Anti-Protestant Religious Warfare Day! May the luck of the church with the most powerful armies be with you! Kiss me! My pagan heritage was exterminated by the Catholic Church.
When I was a lad, we celebrated the holiday season by holding hands and singing carols about togetherness. We were sure to be good little children, to do exactly what our parents told us. We knew the real meaning of the season, all right. The
Tonight is Krampusnacht, the night when the wild hairy trickster of Yule goes cavorting around in the darkest shadows of the year. They’re Krampusing in Chicago, and in Bloomington, too. Hell, they’re even putting on horns in Charlotte. Graveyard Dirt writes, “Krampus is often described