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Carly Fiorina For President Gets Serious

Carly Fiorina starts her very very serious presidential campaign by explaining that she prefers mermaids to unicorns and that she doesn’t think hot dogs count as real sandwiches. […]

Ice Cream Headache

Sign says what?

I figured it out eventually. Enjoy the cold.

Closing Beef and Ice Cream

At least with chicken or lamb, you could pretend that it’s chocolate chip cookie dough. […]