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Drunken Monkeys Rampage Around The World

In Kenya, drunken monkeys, given alcohol by people stopping by the side of the highway between two nature preserves, have become so aggressive that locals are afraid to venture outside their homes. “They eat our goats, and we have been unable to plant food for the last three years,” one explains.

The problem isn’t unique [...]

Event In India Makes Pamplona Bull Runners Look Like Wimps

Whereas the participants in Pamplona are seeking to create a display of their physical and mental toughness, the people participating in the bull ritual in Ujjain are seeking forgiveness through submission. Instead of running away from the bulls, they wait for them. [...]

Yoga Brings Serenity, Mindfulness, Hypocrisy, Tax Evasion

Ramdev’s yoga cures homosexuality and treats AIDS, but some people may experience moral hypocrisy and tax evasion as a side effect. [...]

You Have To Surrender Your Constitutional Rights So The NSA Can Spy On India

The NSA used its Internet spying tool PRISM, and another named BOUNDLESS INFORMANT to conduct a spying operation against ambassadors from India at the United Nations headquarters, which is within the borders of the USA. [...]

Ram Bomjon Spam: Who Has The Terrible Animal Sacrifice?

In the United States, we slaughter enough animals to hold 25 festival slaughters the size of the Gahimai slaughter every day of the year. So, what kind of basis for moral outrage do we have here in the United States to condemn a the Gadhimai slaughter in Nepal? [...]

Prahlad Jani Experimenter Still Won’t Release Study Results

8 months after the end of an experiment purporting to show that Indian “holy man” Prahlad Jani survives without food or water, experiment chief Sudhir Shah still has not released study documentation to prove his claim. It’s since turned out that Prahlad Jani was “gargling” and pouring water over his head on a regular basis [...]

Jon Stewart’s Rally To Help Corporations Outsource American Jobs To Overseas Sweatshop

The hand towels featured the official logo of the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, and the logo of Reese’s, which makes candies with chocolate that’s harvested by child slaves in Africa. The towel itself was manufactured not in the USA, but in India, where textiles factories have a long and consistent history of using child labor, paid pennies a day to work in dangerous sweatshop conditions, if the children are paid at all. [...]

Breatharian Prahlad Jani Caught with a Refrigerator in his “Cave”

Hilarious!

Remember Prahlad Jani, the devout man of India said to live in a cave and claiming neither to have eaten nor to have had anything to drink for 70 years? He’s one of many breatharians who make that sort of claim, and he’s gotten a lot of media attention for it. Why, the newspapers [...]

More Oil Spills Strike While USA on Vacation

More oil spills remind us that human civilization’s dependence upon petroleum comes at a terrible cost. [...]

Fracking Causes Oil Spill In North Dakota

Oil spills in North Dakota and India are reminders of the dangers of relying on fossil fuels. [...]

Making Ganesha Green

American politicians who have abandoned climate legislation are like Ganeshas running around with their heads cut off, pursuing transient hungers without any self-restraint. [...]