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The Nature of Dark Matter Discovered!

In a reality-twisting event, physicists have finally discovered the true nature of dark matter. It turns out that dark matter is found chiefly within the fatty tissues of marketing specialists who talk about putting people into their sales funnel. This strange transmutation apparently only works

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Why Aren’t Chatbot Merchants Using Chatbots Themselves?

Chatbots, says “online-marketing professional” Murray Newlands, are “extremely sophisticated and versatile tools that can help you automate a number of your business processes.” Newlands goes on to explain that “AI-powered chatbots can be part of your marketing initiatives and help push your customers seamlessly through

Noodling Nielsen Ratings

I was congratulated for having the good fortune to tell strangers what I do in the privacy of my home, so that they can tell marketers how to sell stuff to me.

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