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Donald Trump fat messiah

Matthew 25:35-36, the Trump Version

For I was hungry and you called me a liar and a criminal, I was thirsty and you poured me a glass of pollutants, I was a stranger and you banned me from the country, I was naked and you groped me, I was sick

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I’d Rather Just Pick Up the Mustard Seed, Thanks

Seen at the Chestnut Street Baptist Church, with reference to Matthew 17:20… I consider myself a doubter, and speaking for myself (unlike the preacher who put up that sign) I don’t actually think I need faith the size of a mountain to move a mustard

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?

Fight the Republican beast!