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Good News For Residents Of Reality: Michele Bachmann Will Not Be Running For Re-Election

Ding dong! Ring the bells out!

U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann, who has a liberal legislative score of ZERO and a right wing legislative score of 83%, will not be running for re-election in 2014!

Bachmann’s erratic behavior and extremist ideology were a heavy political burden to start with, but she could not keep her wacky [...]

What the CafePress Merch Meter Didn’t Predict for the 2012 Elections… And Why

Direct-to-Garment printer CafePress has a “Cultural Barometer” of sales records it’s been using to track trends of support for 2012 Republican presidential contenders. Here are the CafePress Barometer’s readings from November 14 through December 31 of 2011.

Just a few days after the point of last tracking, the 2012 Republican Caucuses in Iowa reported [...]

Tea Party Caucus Supports the Detain-People-Without-Charges-Forever kind of Freedom

Tea Party Caucus members declare themselves to be Defenders of the Constitution. But when Americans’ 5th and 6th Amendment constitutional rights were on the line, how did the Tea Party Caucus actually vote? Read on to find out. [...]

Krampus Knows How Old The Earth Is

Krampus responded, “Let’s not pussyfoot around the problem. Voting is over-rated. We’re talking about the truth here, not opinion. Jesus told me the truth, and I don’t see any reason to vote about that. I’m best buddies with Jesus, and that ought to be more than enough to reassure everybody.” [...]

Michele Bachmann Campaign Preacher Attacks Santa Claus

Michele Bachmann is proud to display Reverend Dale Visser’s political endorsement. Does she endorse Visser’s attack on Santa Claus? [...]

Why I’ll Be Paying Attention To Michele Bachmann’s Religious Beliefs

We aren’t trying to make a religious test that Michele Bachmann has to pass to qualify for public office. Michele Bachmann is – and she’s working to apply that religious test to everyone else. It’s in order to defend the separation of church and state that we need to examine the religious agenda that Michele Bachmann has insisted on making a part of the 2012 presidential election contest. [...]

Michele Bachmann Said The End Of The World Would Come 5 Years Ago

If you still believe that Michele Bachmann is a reasonable choice to become President of the United States, and just ask yourself one simple question: If Michele Bachmann really believed that the world was about to end in 2006, why is she running for President in 2012? [...]

Michele Bachmann Says She’s Like John Wayne Gacy

We’ve created this Bachmann-Gacy 2012 tshirt to remind Iowa voters that Michele Bachmann hasn’t really kept much of her Iowa heritage, and to remind Americans that to elect Bachmann President would be to put crazy in the White House. [...]

Michele Bachmann Apologizes, Promises to Fight Patriot Act at Tea Party Event

In a stunning turnabout unanticipated by all but her closest aides, Republican Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) appeared before a small group of 20 Tea Party activists and 15 cameramen to apologize for her YES vote on the Patriot Act

“The Tea Party says it stands for limited government, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, [...]

61st Way to Exasperate a Liberal: Arabic Muslim Plug-and-Play Foreign Policy

How would you react if someone went on the radio to complain that “we haven’t identified yet who the opposition is to Barack Obama. We don’t know: is this led by interests from Belize? Or are we really better off, are the United States interests better off, if let’s say Fred Phelps and the Westboro [...]

Tea Party Anger at Michele Bachmann Explodes over Patriot Act Votes

Four times in just one week Michele Bachmann, a Congresswoman from Minnesota and self-appointed Chair of the Congressional Tea Party Caucus, voted in favor of the big-government surveillance, search and seizure powers of the Patriot Act. On February 8, Rep. Bachmann voted in favor of reauthorizing Patriot Act with no amendments or committee consideration allowed. [...]