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Lawn Variety is Not a Curse

If I mow my lawn every week and spray and weed, everything looks short and green and the same. Call it a choice or call it lazy, but I think that if something is growing in my lawn and it isn’t a thistle, it belongs there. One of the benefits of waiting and being patient […]

But What About the Judge's Onions?

Threats against judges mushroom, marshals say

A little misapostrophization makes the world a more enjoyable place.

Go. Find a headline to willfully misinterpret. Bring it back.