Yesterday, I received a New York Voter Exploratory Republican Presidential Preference Polling Ballot in the mail. Why would I receive a presidential preference poll from the Republicans, when I’ve never voted for a Republican in my life? I suppose the GOP data bots were programmed to note that I’m a political independent, and bring me [...]
Why would Sheldon Adelson and the Winning Our Future PAC keep spending money on Gingrich, when he now has virtually no chance of winning the Republican nomination? Take this poll to provide your explanation. [...]
How can anyone expect a soooper genius such Newt Gingrich to be able to express ideas so titanic in their scale that they would cause the spontaneous explosion of Americans’ skulls if they were to be transmitted in their pure form? It would be unethical! [...]
After a divine revelation, I have realized the power to see the auras of the 2012 Republican presidential candidates, magical fields of energy emanating from their bodies. [...]
Newt Gingrich says that Mitt Romney has hired secret agents with mind control powers to “brainwash” you. Does that come with a brain rinse? [...]
Newt Gingrich says he’s a visionary, but when asked what his vision is, Gingrich can’t do anything but wave an old book in his hands. [...]
Direct-to-Garment printer CafePress has a “Cultural Barometer” of sales records it’s been using to track trends of support for 2012 Republican presidential contenders. Here are the CafePress Barometer’s readings from November 14 through December 31 of 2011.
Just a few days after the point of last tracking, the 2012 Republican Caucuses in Iowa reported [...]
She’s done it a whopping six times before in a fairly short time. This is the seventh.
The bylaws of the privatized presidential nomination called Americans Elect aren’t vague. They are specific:
Section 4.12. Neutrality of Directors. Board members shall not communicate or act in favor of or in opposition to any candidate for President [...]
Americans Elect says it doesn’t “support or oppose any particular candidate” for President in 2012. But Americans Elect Leader Mark McKinnon just went on MSNBC to declare that Mitt Romney is lacking in the testicular department. What do you call that? [...]