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Questions for CPAC

On the morning of February 27 2015, Newt Gingrich issued a call for questions at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) via the Twitter hashtag #CPACQ: Neither he nor any of the CPAC leadership had bothered to check the #CPAC hashtag they’d started up the

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Gingrich Is Too Smart For You To Comprehend

How can anyone expect a soooper genius such Newt Gingrich to be able to express ideas so titanic in their scale that they would cause the spontaneous explosion of Americans’ skulls if they were to be transmitted in their pure form? It would be unethical!

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Newt Gingrich for President of the Moon

Newt Gingrich wants to be President so that he can build home for himself on the Moon? Fine. Let’s give it to him. Only, let’s not make him President of the United States of America. Let’s make Newt Gingrich President of the Moon, and then have the Russians ship him off on a Soyuz rocket to serve out his term there, in a capsule on the side of the crater, the ruler of all he can see.

Psst... what kind of person doesn't support pacifism?