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It Hasn't All Been Said: An Original Question on Knickers

Ah, it’s all been said. It’s all been done. That blase passivity puts cayenne in my carpals. No, it hasn’t all been said or done, not by a longshot. The world’s too complicated to have encompassed all possibilities already. For instance:

How many knickers would a knicker nicker nick if the knickers were not nicked […]

The Original Christmas Cross: Now for Home Use!

Ever eager to make America a more Biblical land, the American Family Association has finally given up on its project of reshaping Florida to look like Judea. There just weren’t enough backhoes. The AFA’s backup plan: to sell “the Original Christmas Cross” at a low, low price of just $82. There’s more than one of […]