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Palinism of the Day: To Save the Union, Stop Paying Attention

“If Americans are paying attention, unfortunately, our country could evolve into something that we do not even recognize, certainly that is so far from what the founders of our countries had in mind for us.”

– Sarah Palin, Monday June 8, 2009

Palinism of the Day: The Free Speech I Despise

“The liberal onslaught of malicious attacks against Carrie Prejean for expressing her opinion is despicable.”

– Sarah Palin, May 13 2009

Parse that thought if you can. These “malicious attacks” aren’t pipe bombings; they’re commentaries. What’s a synonym for “expressing your opinion?”

‘Course, I fully support Sarah Palin’s right to make an ass of herself. [...]

Palinism of the Day: Mine, Baby, Mine!

“Mine, baby, mine!”

– Sarah Palin, Canton Ohio, November 2 2008

That about says it all.

Palinism of the Day: A Son Named Zamboni

“I always wanted a son named Zamboni.”

– Sarah Palin, October 2008

Palinism of the Day: Vice Presenatorident

KUSA NEWS: Governor, we’ve been trying to engage some local grade schoolers for the last few elections. We do a feature called “Questions from the Third Grade.”

Sarah Palin: Good.

KUSA: Brandon Garcia wants to know, “What does the Vice President do?”

Palin: Oh, that’s something that Piper would ask me, as a second grader, [...]

Palinism of the Day: The Election's Longest Sentence

I mean you set yourself up just to continually be mocked, you know so sometimes that doesn’t do any good, but what I have done in this campaign is in reaching out to the American voters through our rallies, through the one on ones, through the small meetings that we’ve had trying to get our [...]

Palinism of the Day: 79% of America is Fake and Hates America

“We believe that the best of America is in the small towns that we get to visit, and in the wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation. This is where we find the kindness and the [...]

Palinism of the Day: Completely Objective Email from the Governor on her Brother in Law

“Wooten is my brother-in-law, but this information is forwarded to you objectively, and I trust it is received and considered by you objectively.”

– Email from Governor Sarah Palin to Department of Public Safety Colonel Julia Grimes, August 10 2005

Palinism of the Day: Parsing on the High Road

But no, in John McCain’s mission here, in taking the high road, as you’re going to see too with a lot of unfair shots he has taken in this campaign with some of his opponents’ supporters, McCain and I taking the high road, being positive.

– Sarah Palin, October 11 2008

Palinism of the Day: Activities Can Be Contributed to the Issues

“You know there are, there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, these impacts.”

– Sarah Palin, September 29 2008

Palinism of the Day: And Our Families, Blessed With the Vote, That Also

“I know that John McCain will do that and I, as his vice president, families we are blessed with that vote of the American people and are elected to serve and are sworn in on January 20, that will be our top priority is to defend the American people.”

– Sarah Palin, September 11 2008

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