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Epidemic Of Ebola Panic Strikes More Victims in the USA

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America is now two weeks into the outbreak of Ebola panic, and still, the airborne transmission of hyperbole spreads, mutating into increasingly absurd forms. Americans are acting as if the entire body of their nation is under threat, and they’re beginning to shut down peripheral systems in […]

Marijuana Causes Paranoia, Says Secret Illuminati Conspiracy That’s Out To Get Us All

Did you hear the news? There’s now a scientific study that claims to prove that marijuana causes paranoid delusions.

Of course, THEY would want you to believe that, wouldn’t THEY?

What more perfect cover for a conspiracy to control the possession of marijuana could there be than the belief that anyone who is in possession […]

Will There Be a Terrorist Attack At Moogfest?

Today sees the beginning of Moogfest down in Ashville, North Carolina. It’s a multi-day event that synthesizes the intersection of technology and art.

Moogfest sounds like a lot of fun. Yet, according to one conspiracy theorist, the festival could become a bloodbath.

David Chase Taylor, who writes under the pseudonym “Truther”, warns that “there is […]

Which Of The Following Are On The List Of The 37 Things Preppers Say That You Must Hoard?

What are those 37 things the preppers say you must hoard? I’m not telling – at least not completely. See if you can guess. […]

Full Text of Jared Lee Loughner Delusional Rant on Conscience Dreaming

The following is the full text of a YouTube rant by Arizona 8th District gunman Jared Lee Loughner, who appears to have gunned down several people and shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords in the head today:

Hello, my name is Jared Lee Loughner.

This video is my introduction to you! My favorite activity is conscience dreaming; […]

CBS News Terrorist Threat Turned Out To Be Total Bull

There wasn’t a single terrorist attack in the United States over the winter holidays. There was no threat looming over our country, other than the one invented by Bob Orr and his so-called terrorism experts. […]

Tiger Mauling Threat Looms Over U.S. Holidays

By what measure is domestic terror a growing threat? By the measure of how much our constitutional rights, such as the protection from unreasonable search and seizure, are undermined by fear (terror) run rampant. […]

Door To Justice Closed By Homeland Insecurity

the Supreme Court’s new motto: A Secure, Reinforced Area To Screen For Weapons, Explosives, And Chemical And Biological Hazards […]

Hutarees A Symptom Of Homeland Security Gone Overboard

Homeland Security has been a poisonously paranoid ideology. It’s encouraged us all to live like Hutarees. […]

Weak Minded Americans Abandon Freedom On A Hair Trigger

If we Americans can’t bring our addiction to the thrill of terror under control, our liberty may well die at our own hands, as we slouch into a collective identity of paranoid delusion. […]

Kissing Joins Honey As A Homeland Security Threat

When the government’s security measures result in a kiss being interpreted as a national emergency, a potential terrorist threat, it’s a sign that the security has gone much too far. […]