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Manufacture Your Own Photographic Evidence Of Nephilim Archeological Digs, In Four Easy Steps

There’s an especially bizarre branch of Creationism that claims knowledge of an ancient conspiracy by “giant demigod nephilim men” to cut humanity off from our religious heritage. Believers of this conspiracy theology claim that once, all humankind knew the truth about divine creation of the Earth by the god of the Christians. But then, gigantic […]

Where Did The Ghostly Pixels Come From?

The Inability To Perceive Irony Award for the day goes to the people asking how a ghostly image could have appeared in the following photograph.

They might as well ask how it could be that the women in the photograph could have had their faces replaced by flesh-colored squares. How ever could that have […]

Sue Myrick Aides Need Photoshop Seminar

I don’t particularly like Sue Myrick’s politics, but damn it, she deserves better than to have pictures like this posted on her own web site. […]

How to Turn Yellow Teeth White at Home

Psst. The secret has been held tightly by California professionals for years, but now I can share that secret with you. Paying attention? Here’s how to turn yellow teeth into white teeth at home in three easy steps:

1. Start with yellow teeth. 2. In Adobe Photoshop, enter the Hue/Saturation dialog box (Control-U), and select […]

Ten Dollar Cure For Wrinkles!

As you can see in these pictures, that dollar cure gives you a nice tan, and gets rid of awkward-looking bangs. […]