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An Alabama Christian’s Strange Alternative History

It seems that, in Alabama, faith-based education has led to a strange alternative interpretation of history, and of interpretation of the law. [...]

Charisma News Advocates Putting Corpses On Trial

Charisma News says that the USA needs to recover its Christian heritage. That heritage includes digging up rotting corpses and putting them on trial. [...]

Pope Francis Identifies God’s Specific Physical Qualities

In a remarkable reversal, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church has declared that the Christian god is not omnipotent after all. Rather, it seems that God can only move so fast.

Specifically, God is only capable of moving at the pace of 700 million miles per hour – no faster, and no slower than [...]

Bernard Sanders Cites Pope Frances

The rejection of money as inherently wicked has not been a sustainable tactic for those who seek a just society. [...]

A Vatican Of Bad Fish

If anything positive is likely to come of the meltdown of credibility in the Vatican, it is that Americans will finally allow their own values of equality, liberty, acceptance of diversity, and government free of religious interference to lead the United States toward a legal system less influenced by medieval prejudice. [...]

Pope Ratzinger Resigns To Spend More Time With His Family

This morning, it was announced by the Vatican City that Joseph Ratzinger, who uses the alias Pope Benedict, will resign at the end of the month. The explanation that was provided: Bad health.

I suppose Ratzinger doesn’t have the option of saying that he wants to spend more time with his family.

Those of us [...]

Pope Ratzinger Blames Jesus for Catholic Sexual Abuse of Children

The Catholic Pope, the former Nazi Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, gave a speech today in which he spoke about his church’s problem with sexual crimes, saying, “How are we to explain the fact that people who regularly received the Lord’s body and confessed their sins in the sacrament of Penance have offended in this way? It remains a mystery.” [...]

Pope Benedict Calls Religious Freedom “Anti-Clericalism”

Pope Benedict has been complaining this week about the “Anti-Clericalism” in the country of Spain. Specifically, he’s upset that the government of Spain no longer requires its schoolkids to take lessons in how to be a faithful Catholic in the Spanish public schools. If Pope Benedict must insist that anything less than mandatory religious education [...]

Protesting The Pope

Pope Benedict XVI doesn’t seem to be in a mood to listen. Who could hear the humansists’ protest, then, and listen? [...]

Courtyard Of The Gentiles? What’s the Point?

The Pope might as well attend a debate in which he’s expected to discuss his relationship to the Wiccan rites of Beltane. [...]

Traditional Values Coalition Comes Out in Opposition to Catholic Schools and the Pope

I mean, come on. If the clothes really mattered…

Think about it.

Maybe if the pontiff started wearing tights it would be OK. Some nice lederhosen…