Yesterday, a group of dissident Catholics ordained three women as priests. The Vatican expressed outrage that such a thing should occur, and declared once again that only men can become priests.
In other news from the Catholic Church:
– In Switzerland, a book about horse breeding methods was published using a printing press. […]
Why is Joseph “Pope” Ratzinger coming over here and attacking the First Amendment in the Bill of Rights? It’s a simple matter of power. The Catholic Church is shrinking here in the United States because it is not granted any special government handouts, and because the American Catholic leadership has lost the trust of huge number of Americans by helping pedophile priests to continue raping American children. […]
Maybe, if they pray about it for long enough, Alice White and her ilk can come up with an argument for why the rampant destruction of shoes on the Internet makes it necessary for everyone to obey their Pope. […]