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Violating Charter and Bylaws, No Labels and Americans Elect Promote Presidential Bid of Pete Peterson-Funded David Walker

Americans Elect and No Labels, mysterious political corporations that don’t disclose their funders, say they’re not promoting any Presidential candidate… but the behavior of Americans Elect and No Labels seems to be at odds with what they say. Read here for documentation of this mismatch as it applies to David Walker. [...]

Americans Elect Press Secretary: Y’all Haven’t Read the Rules and Bylaws I Can’t Keep Straight

In 4 months and 3 days, Americans Elect will hold its first vote in the nation’s first-ever corporate privatized online-only presidential nomination.

In a press release dated yesterday, Americans Elect Press Secretary Ileana Wachtel chastised two of Barack Obama senior campaign staffers for the sin of criticizing Americans Elect as a “board of censors to [...]

Breaking News: Americans Elect Leader thinks Americans Elect is a Great Idea

In its latest piece of press release “news,” the 501c4 corporation to nominate a presidential candidate called Americans Elect shares the considered analysis of one Mark McKinnon, described by Americans Elect as a “Columnist” and a “political media strategist”:

But the way we find our leaders is an unpredictable thing, says political media strategist Mark [...]

Chevron Adopts “Authentic Street” Veneer to Keep Selling Itself

Irregular Times’ inbox this morning features not one but four copies of a press release from oil giant Chevron, eager to build hype for its new advertising campaign:

Chevron Corp. (NYSE:CVX) has announced a new global advertising campaign aimed at showing Chevron as a “real people” corporation…

Each print ad is designed with an [...]

AFA Declares Boycott of American Family Association for War on Christmas

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Ottoman Upton November 25, 2009

It’s a War On Christmas! AFA calls for Christmas boycott of American Family Association Store “When will bSecure advertisements for American Family Filter start mentioning Christmas?”

The Armchair Furniture Association (AFA) is calling for a boycott of bSecure’s “American Family Filter,” an internet security [...]

How To Write for the New York Times Technology Section in 4 Easy Steps

You can write for the New York Times Technology section, and I’ll show you how in four easy steps:

1. Subscribe to the Apple Press Release newsfeed at http://www.apple.com/pr/ so that every time Apple comes out with a new gadget, you’ll know right away.

2. When an Apple corporate press release pops up on [...]

NSA Explains Program to Spy on Americans Without a Warrant (Video)

In the wake of revelations that the National Security Agency under Barack Obama has engaged in widespread surveillance of Americans and their communications right here at home, all without a warrant, an NSA spokesperson has issued a statement overnight in an attempt at explanation:

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Press Release: Pro-Constitution Demonstration Meets Obama in Columbus, Ohio on March 6, 2009

If you are concerned about the state of civil liberties in America, please come out to a Bill of Rights protest on Stelzer Road tomorrow morning (3-6-2009), just east of Easton Town Center, as Barack Obama comes to town. Click here for logistical details, and here for more general discussion about the protest.

Please feel [...]

Green Congressional Candidate Alan Augustson Blasts Rahm Emanuel Over $700,000,000,000.00 Bailout

Today, Illinois Congressman and DC power player Rahm Emanuel voted for the $700 Billion bailout bill. His Green Party challenger in the 5th District, Alan Augustson, has issued a statement this evening unconditionally condemning Emanuel’s vote:

I wish to state for the record my extreme displeasure with Congress, for its passage of the $700B so-called [...]