At the end of December 2011, Christian pastor and self-proclaimed prophet T.D. Hale predicted massive riots on the streets of Columbus, Ohio:
As I moved along the way I saw people running, looking for loved ones missing, totally out of their minds.
I quickly came over a large city, looked like it was Columbus, Ohio? [...]
Joining Pamela Rae Schuffert, the anti-semitic writer Jim Stone wants Americans to start spying on Jews in their neighborhoods, just in case they’re about to launch a nuclear attack. [...]
In two days’ time, we will all know whether Al Cuppett and Pamela Rae Schuffert really have special knowledge about a secret plot to wipe out U.S. cities. Either nuclear bombs will explode, or they won’t. [...]
Right wing and other conspiratorial websites like News With Views and Before It’s News have been sharing bold predictions about Obamacare microchips in their headlines, their Facebook posts and their Tweets over the past year or two:
“Micro Chip Implant Coming March 23, 2013″
“The New Health Care (Obama care) law H.R. 3590 Also HR [...]
It’s often said in authoritarian religious circles that “God is NOT mocked!”, “God CANNOT be mocked!,” or “God WILL NOT be mocked!”. As an empirical matter, the God character and His supposed standards are actually mocked on a regular basis. In the first decade of the 21st Century, two religious leaders predicted that such mockery [...]
If Pamela Rae Schuffert were sane, the failure of her prophecy to come true would lead to an epistemological crisis, and a rejection of the premises of her religious beliefs. [...]
It seems that this Baal fellow, if he exists, and if he intends to take over the world through the evil use of secret symbols in the two Olympic mascots, is a pretty reasonable fellow. So, let’s put our numerology and symbology aside, and learn to love the mascots of darkness, shall we? [...]
The other day as I was waiting with my kohlrabi to check out of the grocery line, I came across this colorful front-page headline in The Sun:
Exactly what about Nostradamus’ prophecies for Summer 2012 is forbidden?
Is Nostradamus himself forbidden? Well, golly, it’s not like he’s going to move anywhere, being dead and [...]
Self-proclaimed religious psychic visionary Linda Newkirk has issued her latest prophecy in an e-mail blast:
“Massive Quake/Volcanic Destruction Imminent!”
Oh dear! But I’m not quite convinced it’s time to go out and buy a lava-repellent helmet. In December 2009 Linda Newkirk issued a prophecy that within just a few months, amid a wave of drug [...]
If you still believe that Michele Bachmann is a reasonable choice to become President of the United States, and just ask yourself one simple question: If Michele Bachmann really believed that the world was about to end in 2006, why is she running for President in 2012? [...]
Pay attention, Harold Camping. When you make a prophecy of doom, never mention a date.
Over at my favorite entertainment site, Godlike Productions, Mark Brander displays the classic form:
New Madrid Quake To Cause Massive Inundation
Warnings about the New Madrid Fault are increasing in frequency and cannot be ignored. God is showing many people [...]