Number of bills before the 114th Congress to let military chaplains proselytize troops: 1
Number of bills mentioning “military waste“: 0
Number of bills to give zygotes legal rights at conception: 1
Number of bills to rescue frozen “snowflake babies” or prosecute in vitro facilities for child abuse: 0
Number of bills celebrating Pope Francis: […]
Are you ready for it? Here’s the joke:
“I’m about ready to punch A.J. Higgins.”
Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha! Ha!
Isn’t that just hilarious?
No. There’s no joke in it. Jokes juxtapose two ideas in some unexpected way that jolts us and, in the case of a really good joke, makes us […]
“As your governor, you’re going to be seeing a lot of me on the front page, saying ‘Governor LePage tells Obama to go to hell.” — Paul LePage, September 2010
“Bullshit!” — Paul LePage, before storming out of a news conference, September 2010
“I’m about ready to punch A. J. Higgins!” — Paul LePage, September […]