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Macaroni and Cheese: The Guy Recipe

1. Boil a box of macaroni, the whole thing. It’ll last a week refrigerated. 2. Scoop out a bowlful of cooked macaroni from the fridge. Do it with the bowl, so you know it’ll be a bowlful, and so you won’t have to wash another dish. 3. Cut up some cheese into hunks or slices […]

How To Make Dandelion Coffee

Will coffee and dandelions swap places again, with dandelions overtaking the Starbucks brew in popularity? Maybe, if Americans learn to drink down the bitter root and fend for themselves. […]

Recipe: Digital Camera Cheese Soup

To prepare and serve digital camera cheese soup, follow this recipe:

Ingredients 1 digital camera 7 cups water 2 1/2 cups chicken broth 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 large carrots, grated 3 potatoes, diced 1 large onion, diced 2 yellow squash, grated 2 stalks celery, chopped 2 stalks green onion, chopped 1 […]

Necessity is the Mother of Chocolate Dipped Bananas

Yesterday in the early afternoon, I appeared at my daughter’s preschool to pick her up. She ran up to me, gave me a big hug, and then said, “Daddy! Daddy! We’re having a holiday party today! Can we go? Can we go? [repeat six times with jumping].” “Sounds gooooood to meeee,” a preschool teacher standing […]