Circe Restaurant’s pork chops are a lesson in what can happen when businesses try mythological marketing without being mythologically literate.
Uncle Tong’s Hunan Cuisine in Houston is operated by racists who use their business to encourage others to embrace racism. Racism makes their food taste like garbage.
Given the pro-Santorum PAC’s payment’s to Tubby’s Tank House, it seems that what PRO-LIFE means is that fertilized eggs get full human rights, but people are encouraged to go ahead and take the fast track to a heart attack after they’re born.
At least with chicken or lamb, you could pretend that it’s chocolate chip cookie dough.