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Barack Obama Explains Why Holocaust Denier Should Help Lead the Inauguration

In a packed news conference on Thursday, December 18, President-Elect Barack Obama was asked by a reporter to explain his decision to have Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad deliver God’s invocation at his Inauguration — despite Ahmadinejad’s declarations that the Holocaust is a myth and public chants of “Death to Israel.” A transcript follows:

Reporter: Good [...]

Liberal Humorists for Sarah Palin in 2012

I miss Sarah Palin already. I’ll always cherish the happy moments. The warm grins over the repeated use of the word “also” to end a sentence, the special feeling we all got from discovering another connection to witch hunters, the secret hope that Sarah Palin might donate part of her $150,000 wardrobe to a goodwill [...]

Edward Norton, Sensitive and Complicated Robocaller, Saves the Day

Here I was, just sitting here in Columbus, Ohio getting ready to vote for John McCain, when SHAZAM! Out of the blue I got a phone call! From Edward Norton!! The sensitive, introverted and intensely complicated yet somehow needily attractive celebrity!!! Well, no, I didn’t actually get a phone call from him. I got a [...]

Barack Obama Uses Foreigner Monks To Campaign in Pennsylvania!

Is this “Caitlin Harvey” an officially registered agent of a foreign government? There is no public record of such a thing. We can only conclude, therefore, that the Barack Obama for President campaign has been infiltrated by extremist Welsh nationalists who seek to establish a network of theocratic monasteries here within the United States… and solve murders in their spare time. [...]