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Plan For Protests In Tampa: If Law Is Broken People Should Shoot Each Other

Florida Governor Rick Scott won’t stand up for the right to bear weapons that aren’t guns. Why? Probably, it has something to do with the fact that there is no group of lobbyists and political action committees that give large amounts of money to political candidates who defend the right to carry sticks and glass bottles. [...]

Congress Reveals Government can use Patriot Act to find out who Reads about the Second Amendment

In this past Thursday’s meeting of the Senate Judiciary Committee, there was a very interesting question-and-answer period between Senator Dick Durbin and the Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Patrick Leahy. Senator Leahy proposed an amendment to curtail Patriot Act powers so that records of book purchases couldn’t be collected by the government unless the government [...]

After Hutaree, Obama to declare Islamic Faith and Arrest Millions

… at least that’s what you’d think if you took the assertions of some Americans seriously. This morning, after the announcement of a handful of arrests in the case of the militant Christian group called Hutaree, Pied Piper wrote to declare:

Anyone with a bible and a gun in there home will be cosidered to [...]

When Did God Give People The Right To Own Guns?

I can’t think of any piece of scripture in which God declares that people have the right to self-defense. Which passage would that be? The one where Jesus says to turn the other cheek? [...]

19,060 Shotgun Shells On Our Beaches

Go ahead and bear arms, if you really feel that you must, but when you do, bring along a bag, and bear your spent shotgun shells back home with you. [...]

Love Mail: Move Out of the Country Before I Shoot You

William B. sent us the most charming little love note last night:

You people and your website are sorry sacks of shit. Please pack up your shit and move to another country before you attempt to take my guns and I’m forced to retaliate.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I’m very concerned. You see, [...]

Palin Says She Will Defend Families With Guns

But I have no idea at all what makes Sarah Palin think that having weapons around is more important to families than a good economy, a clean environment and health care. [...]

I’m Going To Build Some Nuclear Bombs To Keep In My Closet Now

The people in the late 18th century didn’t have sufficient imagination to write a constitutional amendment that would make exceptions for weapons larger than cannons. They didn’t anticipate sarin nerve gas, or nuclear missiles. They couldn’t imagine airplanes being flown, as weapons, into buildings half a mile tall. [...]